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Posts: 27
Location: United States
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kindling
Bent frisbee
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Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,146
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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A bowl
A toaster that doesn't work anymore
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Joined: 2/17/2011
Posts: 328
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,146
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Still use it as a non-vibrating dildo
A size 44F bra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/26/2012
Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
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A gift wrapping for two large blueberry muffins
Hairbrush
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Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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a crappy hedgehog impersonation
a broken off stiletto
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,146
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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I presume we are talking about the heel.......wedge it under the door to keep it open....
Silver hair clip
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/26/2012
Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
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An orchestra conductor's baton for a mouse
Green socks
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Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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willy warmers
a hoola hoop
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,146
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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A bracelet for a really really fat lady.
a dried up tube of mascara
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
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a suppository
a pair of roller skates
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,146
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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a suppository?  caravans for the old lady who lives in a shoe. bucket of rainwater
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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leave it at the bottom of the hill and save Jack & Jill a lot of pain
a wicker basket
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Rank: Lurker
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Posts: 327,262
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a thing to keep your sex toys in
a warm fur coat
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,146
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Find a bear and give his coat back
a dress with a broken zipper
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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the trophy in a heavyweight boxing match
dental floss - used!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,146
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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throw it in a worm farm
an empty spray bottle
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/26/2012
Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
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A cool fan for my cat on a hot day (as long as I provide the pumping action - ewww! that sounded nasty! lol!)
Mosquito net
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,676
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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hairnet
bowls and cups
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/26/2012
Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
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Very uncomfortable bras
Microscope
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,146
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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for magnifying fingernails while manicuring.
a set of kitchen scales
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Rank: Lurker
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Posts: 327,262
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a cheap pogo stick
a bottle of aftershave
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,676
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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aloe
nail polish remover
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/24/2011
Posts: 705
Location: Georgia, United States
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keep flies away
one old, large speaker magnet?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,676
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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headphone for giants
melted candle wax
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,849
Location: Lost, United States
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a new candle empty jars
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,276
Location: United Kingdom
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candle making moulds
empty cd case
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,676
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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hair curlers
old cable wires
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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make some spaghetti for people you don't like
an old bathtub
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,585
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Drop it on people's heads, watch as hilarity ensues. Wine glass with a chip out of ut
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