Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,286
|
nomoremsmi wrote:
How to tell the if it is a black bear or a grizzly bear. Kick the bear in the nuts and then run to the nearest tree and climb it. If the bear chases you to the tree, climbs the tree and kills you it is a black bear. If the bear chases you to the tree, knocks the tree over and kills you it is a grizzly bear.
This was funny.
|
Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 10/13/2012 Posts: 75 Location: United States
|
yeah! 41 seconds....not sure what to do with the rest of my life...not even enough time to read a story on Lush!
With that life expectancy, I think it would be unwise for me to kick a bear in the balls.
|