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Granted, but the party is at Chuck E Cheese's!
Wish I could travel more again.
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Granted, but its to far off third world lands with crap internet
I wish I could stretch and laugh or even just sneeze without feeling like I'm going to rupture something
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Joined: 5/6/2012
Posts: 300
Location: Living next door to hell, United Kingdom
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Granted but your nose falls off.
I wish i could have my christmas day tomorrow
Coming soon.....
Elizabeth Middleton
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Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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Granted but every day after that for the next year is a Monday. I wish cold weather didn't make me all sniffly.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Location: Living next door to hell, United Kingdom
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Granted but your nose drops off (Mmmm funny that's two peoples whose noses have dropped off - Good spell this!)
I wish everyday could be monday
Coming soon.....
Elizabeth Middleton
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Joined: 12/29/2010
Posts: 1,594
Location: a land down under where women glow and men plunder
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Granted, my dear, but you develop a terrible case on Mondayitis I wish I could turn back time
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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granted, but you are now a stuck as a four month old baby
I wish I wasn't so trusting of people
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Location: United Kingdom
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Denied.........never lose that! it is a great quality
I wish I could get back my life
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granted, but with it comes more responsibility and it turns your hair grey
I wish this pain down my right side would stop
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Joined: 3/28/2012
Posts: 4,995
Location: Around, South Africa
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My wish is wishing I could grant you, your wish.
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My lovely Bunny..... you are so special...
in the meantime, I wish my pot of tea had not run out (and Bunny, that is pot as in teapot, not your proffered type of pot)
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Joined: 5/22/2012
Posts: 393
Location: London , United Kingdom
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Granted,
Wish I had a Bombay Saphire and Tonic
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Joined: 7/15/2011
Posts: 119
Location: In your pants, United States
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Granted, but its only two drops left
I wish I could have sex with Katy Perry
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granted, but all she is after is your lip balm
I wish I didnt feel so miserable right this minute
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Joined: 7/26/2012
Posts: 1,100
Location: Running through your imagination, in stockings and
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Granted - because no-one should be miserable at Christmas. I wish the NHS would get a grip and decide what they're going to do.
 HunniDew
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 7/31/2009
Posts: 605
Location: between fantasy & reality, United Kingdom
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Granted, but their only new plan is to send a healthy living pack, and to check symptoms online I wish my goldfish would stop clowning around, his aquarium really is the best place
 *story* *Film The Next Scene*  *Available at Amazon.com*
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Posts: 2,716
Location: United States
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Granted, but he then just floats there on his back!
I wish I was not sick today.
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Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,676
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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Granted, feel better soon.
I wish it would rain today.
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,275
Location: United Kingdom
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Granted but it doesn't stop for 40 days and 40 nights and e verywhere is flooded
I wish for a white xmas
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Granted, your wrapped up in cotton wool
I wish I could be somewhere cooler right now
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Joined: 7/26/2012
Posts: 1,100
Location: Running through your imagination, in stockings and
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Granted - you are banished to the North Pole. I wish I could rewind 10 years.
HunniDew
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granted, but its to a time when your asleep and you cant wake up
I wish I had painted my toe nails Slut Red instead of bronze
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Joined: 12/28/2011
Posts: 2,716
Location: United States
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Granted, but the pedicurist failed to sterilize her tools between her last client and you and you get debilitating toe fungus!
I wish my next big project would start.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/26/2012
Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
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Granted - but the project is me and I'm totally insatiable!
I wish that Harry would come and visit me
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/15/2011
Posts: 119
Location: In your pants, United States
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Granted but its really me in costume.
I wish it would snow more.
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Joined: 12/28/2011
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Location: United States
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Granted, but you are snowed in for 40 days with 5 horny guys!
I wish who ever cut all my Christmas lights would get the p*** shocked out of themselves!
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Handing you 4 boxes of new Christmas lights, but now you have to hang them up!
I wish it wasn't -44 below outside, because it was freaken COLD going to the store!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/15/2011
Posts: 119
Location: In your pants, United States
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granted but now its 155 out with 100% humidity
I wish I wasn't born with A.D.D
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Joined: 10/26/2012
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Location: South Africa
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Granted, but now you're so relaxed that you keep falling asleep before you can complete any task.
I wish I could live next to the ocean again.
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Joined: 12/30/2011
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Location: United States
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Granted...on a secluded beach where nakedness reigns supreme! I wish I could better express my thoughts and feelings through writing.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx
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