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seeker4
Posted: Tuesday, December 18, 2012 10:58:10 AM

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LadySharon wrote:
I resolve to stay topless all day today and do the cooking around here.


If you go topless all day, you won't be the only one cooking Whistle .


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, December 18, 2012 3:28:32 PM

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Sharon, your cooking topless is, IMHO, a great idea. Just one warning, it might be best to avoid frying anything. Hot grease splattering on one's very own skin is not, I say again, not, erotic.

Slippery, better get a spot in the ever growing line of those of us wanting an up-close and personal relationship with Sharon.

That goes for you too, Mr. Seeker.Don't think coming south of the border with your exotic northern charm will get you a spot at the head of the line.

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Posted: Tuesday, December 18, 2012 6:14:38 PM

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LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, December 18, 2012 6:43:16 PM

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Oh, Rump. I wear a shirt over my bosoms when I cook.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, December 18, 2012 7:40:44 PM

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I'll sleep better tonight knowing that...then again, maybe not. ;)

Brings to mind lyrics from a very old Everly Brothers song: Whenever I want you, all I have to do is dream.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, December 19, 2012 5:53:21 AM

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Morning to all honeys, hairies, and hornies.

The supply of Caffine Fairy coffee went fast yesterday but Busty claims her brew today will leave an unforgettable taste in your mouth. Yep, that's what she said, honest. Beaver Breath Brandy will be available as needed.

Since the world is supposed to be coming to an end on Friday, does anyone have any ideas for a 'Going Away -- TGIF' party to mark the occasion?

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scooter
Posted: Wednesday, December 19, 2012 7:15:40 AM

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I came here seeking seeker4, slippery, Sharon, sugar, chef, CurlyGirly, poppet, DirtyM, Terrance the Taranchula, Coma and Tose, Busty, and of course;
The Right Reverend of The Discount House of Lickers, RumpleForskin.
Looks like my hunch paid off.

I'm thinking another Tittie Tuesday on Friday Rump, just in case.

I can't seem to get enough of Busty's brew as of late,


coffee
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Posted: Wednesday, December 19, 2012 9:06:30 AM

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Hi Scootie you cute thang.
Rumpalator. Whazzup?
Sharon said bosoms. That has to be the funniest and strangest of words. The names we come up with for our body parts makes me laugh. "fun bags" is another one. MrNudiePants says bewbies. That makes me laugh too.
Coffee anyone? I've had 2 cups, why not a third?
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Posted: Wednesday, December 19, 2012 9:29:42 AM

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Good morning folks. Actually, I think scoot's onto something. Since Friday's gonna be the end and all, I think we should combine all our favorite weekly celebrations into one...and throw in some nude dumpster diving just for the hell of it. Unfortunately, I'm probably gonna miss the festivities being that I have an 8.5 hour flight to the west coast. So please think of me when you're posting titties and/or tushies, mixing martinis, and doing cannonballs in the dumpster.



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Posted: Wednesday, December 19, 2012 9:39:11 AM

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GOOD morning to all,
as I went traveling around the town, I came across this *body part* song.
With chef naming body parts, and ladysharon cookin topless, this song fits the Bill.
CurlyGirly posted this on Remembering the 80's, so guess what?
it's in here now!


Scooter gifted me 1 nickel in my stocking!
He told me he spent the rest of them betting on golf. dontknow coffee

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LadySharon
Posted: Wednesday, December 19, 2012 12:33:40 PM

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Did somebody say orgy for the end of the world? I'm down for that. We should start it tomorrow morning and keep it going.

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Posted: Wednesday, December 19, 2012 2:33:18 PM

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occasion5 Hello lads and lassies of rumplations.. Just dropping in to say hiya and hope your all in the best of health!

Happy holidays !
Stay safe



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, December 19, 2012 4:07:04 PM

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Scarlet, thanks for visiting this oasis of incessant indecency. Of course, if dem Mayans were right, you better make that return PDQ.

Sugar, that 'Camel Toe' tune is, with the exception of the laugh track, a winner.

Thanks to Scooter, Sharon, Chef and anyone else who might have checked out my '...Cat Fight' story over on StoriesScpace.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, December 20, 2012 5:41:27 AM

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Morning, Lushland lads and ladies. The world may or may not be coming to an end tomorrow, but Busty's coffee is here today. Fortunately, so is Beaver Breath Brandy and hot chocolate for those seeking a more refined eye-opener.

Speaking of tomorrow, wonder if an old-fashioned, 'Get Nekkid and Run Amuck' Friday might make for an interesting theme for the going away party?

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REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

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LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, December 20, 2012 10:23:22 AM

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Yes it does, Rump. Don't forget the various alcoholic beverage choices.

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LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, December 20, 2012 4:09:29 PM

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Right now, the temperatures started to drop after it was 50 degrees out earlier today. The rain is supposed to turn over to snow, and I'm not ready for snow to fall. I sent off a story for posting on here, just waiting for it to become verified and posted for all to read. I have more red velvet cupcakes available for all to snack on.



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scooter
Posted: Thursday, December 20, 2012 4:25:11 PM

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Hey chef, slippery, sugar, Sharon, Rump and scarletblue too.

You do a nice job of adding to the beauty of this old place scarlet, it's good to see you!

Your bosoms are looking splendid chef, or would those babies be called bewbiesEmbarassed
Whether we have Tittie Tuesday on Friday, Get Nekkid and Run Amuck, get wild and crazy and do cannonballs into the dumpster
Or have that wild orgy, them fun bags should definitely be there!

Were gonna miss you Friday slippery. I hope you don't have a layover in Chicago. That winter storm looks serious.
Maybe you could go and see LadySharon if you do though, I could watch that woman cook nude all day longhappy1

That nickle was well spent on that camel toe song sugarbabe. I used to listen to them guys every morning on the way to work.
I don't know if they still have a show or not?

I see DirtyMartini has been here, all the licker bottles are half empty again.sad1
Can I get something a little stronger than usual Rump,
I have to go and dig me an underground refuge, you all are welcome to join me.
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, December 20, 2012 4:28:44 PM

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Scooter, I'll go anywhere with you and have a good time.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, December 20, 2012 5:45:58 PM

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(slides a Hot Rum Toddy made with 151 proof rum over towards Scooter) Give this a try, Scoot. It's been known to give a lift to flagging flesh, so to speak.

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seeker4
Posted: Thursday, December 20, 2012 6:22:10 PM

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I'll take one of those hot toddies, too, Rump. Rainy and cold here in Ontario. Snow to follow which will actually be an improvement, IMHO.


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LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, December 20, 2012 6:36:20 PM

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My sexual ass-ault on the American English language is now posted in the form of a story on this lovely site. Merry Fuckmas to me!

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, December 21, 2012 6:08:44 AM

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(Rumple and Busty, his feckless seeing-eye trollop cautiously check out the Rumplations interior)

Morning? Is anybody there? I mean, with all that Mayan end-of-the-world stuff, you can't be sure.

If anyone other than Coma and Tose are befouling the atmosphere or stop by later, there's Beaver Breath Brandy, Busty's coffee, hot chocolate, and 151 proof rum for hot rum toddies.

Oh, yeah, there's also a box of Slim Jims for those wanting a bit of protein in the morning.

Busty says she's gonna crank up the thermostat to get the joint a bit warmer before the 'Get Nekkid and Rum Amuck' festivities commence.

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CurlyGirly
Posted: Friday, December 21, 2012 7:00:35 AM

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sugarbabe wrote:
GOOD morning to all,
CurlyGirly posted this on Remembering the 80's, so guess what?
it's in here now!


Scooter gifted me 1 nickel in my stocking!
He told me he spent the rest of them betting on golf. dontknow coffee


Ahh, the memories!! Nikki posted Kokomo in that thread, so I had to post this much loved parody! bootyshake


Rump, thanks for the Slimjim. I find they make fabulous coffee stir sticks. I live in the Midwest and always go to our homecoming parade. Anyway, no lie, this year one of the local businesses threw out meat sticks to the kids instead of candy. We do love us some processed meats!

Anyone have any big end of the world plans today? Not sure if I should bother getting out of bed. confused1






seeker4
Posted: Friday, December 21, 2012 7:20:21 AM

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*sings*

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas! Just like the ones I used to know...

*ducks as objects are hurled my way*

Okay, okay, so I'm not exactly Bing Crosby. Give me a Beaver Breath Brandy and I promise it'll get better. In fact, brandies for all. Then they won't care who I sound like.

PS. And, yes, Ontario now has a possible white Christmas. We just have to hang on to this morning's snowfall for 5 more days...



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Posted: Friday, December 21, 2012 8:58:20 AM

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Good morning survivors,

I think I'm going to look at the last day on Earth as the first day of the rest of my life.

That sure is good of you and Busty Rumpster. I could eat Slim Jims all day.
I think I saw Coma n Tose move a bit closer to the box of goodies, but it's kinda dim in here?

I kinda like the fact your tune didn't sound like Bing Crosby seeker, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Your temps must be a bit lower than ours, I woke to snow covered roofs and a lite dusting on the ground.
It's all but melted away now though.

I was starting to worry about you CurlyGirly, I thought you were holed up deep somewheres.
Maybe you can answer the question; are Bob and Tom still active on the radio?

I think a Rumplations reunion/Get Nekkid and Run Amuck while Dumpster diving and cannonballing into the dumpster party with a few orgies tossed in would be a good idea today. Of course, what would we do after all that?

Come on Sharon, I'll rescue you from Draco.
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Posted: Friday, December 21, 2012 12:30:59 PM

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scooter wrote:
Good morning survivors,

I was starting to worry about you CurlyGirly, I thought you were holed up deep somewheres.
Maybe you can answer the question; are Bob and Tom still active on the radio?



Sorry, was just trying to catch up on all the Christmas shopping before the winter storm of the century hit. Quite the letdown that was. confused5 I think they're still on the radio? To be honest, I avoid visiting Indiana as much as possible, so I'm not sure. evil4 I believe they're syndicated, but I haven't heard them in years.



Rump, hope you don't mind, but I thought the joint could use some "sprucing" up, so I brought a Christmas tree for the corner. I didn't want it to be too hoity-toity, so I decorated with beer cans instead of beer bottles! thumbup







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That tree is funny. Perfect for a dorm room or Rumplations.
It's cooold down here. Terrance is snuggled in his warm spot between the girls but he's going to have to move. The Marines land at 11:30 and don't like to share.
Baked a Christmas bourbon cake. It's good so I brought one to share. Goes good with everything.

LadySharon
Posted: Friday, December 21, 2012 4:37:27 PM

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Chef, the bourbon cake is delicious. I haven't made my extra decadent chocolate rum cake in a very long time.

Nice tree. I think I had a similar one to that when I lived in Detroit. Actually, I had the Charlie Brown tree.

Can I have one of those hot toddies? I have another story to plot out.

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Posted: Friday, December 21, 2012 5:40:49 PM

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(slides hot rum toddy toward Sharon) In the immortal words of Dave Clark and his Five, "Here it comes again. Catch it if you can."

CG, that's one unique tree. It gives this joint a certain, uh, something or other.

Chef, I'm sure Terrance will understand his displacement. He won't like it, of course, but being a guy-type life form, he will understand.

"How Deep Is My Snow" the new hit from, Seek & Scoot, the Great Lakes songbirds. ;)

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Posted: Friday, December 21, 2012 10:18:48 PM

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LOL Rump,

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