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making a mess. Then he picked them up and.....
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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fell of the motorbike and landed next to a large stork who opened his beak, ready to gobble up the toad when.....
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his phone rang..he was late for a delivery!! having no time to eat, he..
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lept around in complete panic and squawked. Picked up toad, chucked him in the fridge to have later and ran up the road, flapping his wings, forgetting that.....
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he had to pay his electric and power bill before..........
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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he gets disconnected, but he had to make the delivery on time. The poor old stork was at a loss as what to do when out of the sky the came a .........
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a flying pig, all pink and squeaky clean, with a skin so smooth as a...
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Nikki703 wrote:This could be interesting. Complete the sentence above you, then leave a started sentence for the next person to complete. icstm wrote:a flying pig, all pink and squeaky clean, with a skin so smooth as a... as a transvestite's freshly shaved legs! The Christmas tree fell over because...
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Santas elves got work stress and run amuk with an axe, swinging and singing..
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CurlyGirly wrote:
The Christmas tree fell over because...
... its light show paled in comparison to CurlyGirly’s brightly blinking bulbs. The licking of lollipops makes...
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... your tongue red and luscious and your blood sugar swing wildly so that you do fun and crazy things to people who least suspect that you'll attack them and rip their clothes off.
Always bring along an old school friend ...
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...to be your wing man!
Early morning Lush sessions are.......
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...interesting and fun, because posting in the Forums is...
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... A very nice way to start your morning. Staying under the blanket all day because.....
My competition entry... http://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/look-at-me.aspx
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it's warm and snuggly with Saga, except I'm distracted by her...
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by her loveable eyes and dazzeling smile.......
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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...is what makes Leah SO PRETTY...
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pretty and other complicments make smile and.................
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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and dance around the room singing my favorite tune and........
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jumping in the pool for a swim. When I jumped in the pool........, (COMPLETE the sentence...) then start a new one. OMG I'm turning into Adele and giving instructions on the thread!!
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...instead of water, it contained wine!
I'm leaving town in the morning...
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for the winter and be back in the summer.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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Oh! Crap! I am in trouble with Trinket!  ok, got it now! ...for the winter and be back in the summer... to have fun in the sun and run through the...
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the house naked and screaming. Babysub didn't finish her sentence above because....
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..........because her mouth was suddenly full.
Taking her time, she enjoyed .....
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Taking her time, she enjoyed...
EVERY bit of Harry and then she...
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...then she...gargled for hours with Fresh Mint Scope.
i saw my neighbor in her back yard....
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trying to sun tan but it was dark out.
it's sunny and beautiful out but it's........
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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it's sunny and beautiful out but it's...
going to be -35 BELOW for a high tomorrow and I am going to freeze my tushy off, but after I am going......
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....But after I am going to make hot chocolate.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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