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scooter
Posted: Friday, December 21, 2012 10:30:45 PM

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Are we going by Lush time (Australian), or East coast?

We all seem to still be here Whistle
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, December 22, 2012 7:26:11 AM

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Do believe you called that shot, Scooter. Terrance is back in the hot nut dispenser, though he doesn't seem particularly pleased about his recent eviction from Chef's cleft.

Coma and Tose have gummed about halfway through the Slim Jims I gave 'em yesterday. Unless some chowder head returns their false teeth, we should be okay.

Busty's still tuckered out (that's tuckered with a T, not an F).

After checking out the situation in my own inimitable style, best I can tell, there's some gal sprawled out on the pool table. Meanwhile, Seeker-type stsounds keep coming from the latrine.

Counting all those, and with you and me here to raise the average age and lower the average IQ, I'd say odds are the rest of the crew probably made it through the night.

glasses8

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scooter
Posted: Saturday, December 22, 2012 8:51:14 AM

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Morning Rump, coffee

All things considered, I'd say the joint looks pretty good.
You went and tuckerd Busty out with a T again, Huh?

evil4
Southern_Sass
Posted: Saturday, December 22, 2012 9:04:04 AM

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Merry Christmas Bar mates!!!!!

I miss yall so much. School is comin along great, fixin to start my clinicals.

scooter
Posted: Saturday, December 22, 2012 9:18:15 AM

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Hey sass,

You don't know how good it is to see you.
You look great, and well educated all at the same time.icon_smile Care for a nice hot toddy!
LadySharon
Posted: Saturday, December 22, 2012 9:45:25 AM

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Hey Holly, long time no see.

Morning, Scooter.

I decided to hold off all writing ideas I have in mind until 2013. I can let my creative juices get refilled with fresh ideas.

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, December 22, 2012 10:12:42 AM

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Good Afternoon Lush People...hey there Miss Holly, Sharon, Scooter, Coma and Tose...

Anyway...I heard a rumor the world was supposed to end yesterday? I just hope I wasn't so drunk that I missed it...seems I miss all the good stuff...



Anyway...looking around at this place, I'm not quite sure whether the apocalypse happened or not...I think this place would look the same either way...

I do see there is still a bottle of Beaver Breath VSOP behind the bar...pass that over this way Reverend, and let's get the weekend started...

Cheers,
Alan.
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Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 22, 2012 5:09:10 PM

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4 in the morning! I did not get to sleep until 4 in the morning! Wow what a night. And to top it all off it's supposed to be 38 tonight. Damn that's cold for Florida.
Corned beef and cabbage on the stove. A fire roaring in the fireplace and planning on some Christmas movies and a glass of wine shortly. Merry Christmas everyone.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, December 22, 2012 9:02:14 PM

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HOLLY! Glad to hear the book work is behind you. The clinical will probably keep you busy as a one-legged man at a butt kicking, but that too, like you, shall pass.;)

Let's see (extended pause while trying to think while cyphering on his fingers) The Marines landed at 2330 hours and Chef got to sleep at 0400 the next day. I'm having a bit of trouble with the math so let me get back to you later with someprofound pontifications.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Sunday, December 23, 2012 6:38:10 AM

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Good morning all, boy it's sure good to see some old faces again,

Whats up Alan, hows everything on Jersey shores?
We had to postpone the Apocalypse for a spell, at least till you get your bar tab paid off.
I guess the world may never end. evil4

Rump, I have ten more fingers you can use for cyphering if necessary. I'm looking forward to some profound pontifications soon.


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Southern_Sass
Posted: Sunday, December 23, 2012 7:41:18 AM

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Thanks yall... I miss the fuck outta yall :)

CurlyGirly
Posted: Sunday, December 23, 2012 7:57:44 AM

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Good Morning and Happy Festivus to everyone!



My you have a beautifully decorated pole and your Airing of Grievances go well. My only Feat of Strength today will be getting out of bed!






RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, December 23, 2012 10:46:34 AM

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Oh dearly beloved, your Right Rev is suffering from what must be a case of the post-non-apocalypse blues. This condition is similar in it symptons, though not in it cause, to the dreaded condition known as, SRH or Semen Retention Headache. With luck, the cure for both conditions may be similar and, with luck, available.

Therefore I encourage the congregation of, The First Church of The Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers, to pray for the relief of your humble shepard and all who are similarly afflicted.

Can I have a big, Amen?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
naughtynurse
Posted: Sunday, December 23, 2012 11:48:23 AM

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Hey y'all,

I've been absent for some time (upheavals in real life- new job, my boss and I broke up. Its probably why you shouldn't get involved with your boss!) But,since it's christmas this week and I will have to work(yea! double time) Ill pick up the tab for a round or two. :)



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, December 23, 2012 12:50:02 PM

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Welcome back, Naughty one. Hate to hear about your real-life travails but sure am glad to have you back...and buying. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 23, 2012 1:46:12 PM

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naughtynurse
Posted: Sunday, December 23, 2012 2:04:03 PM

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gotta agree, chefK, it was a miserable apocalypse. I kept waiting for at least something interesting to happen! instead it was just work work work :)



A special thank you to all who read and voted on my competition Quickie, a Recomended Read: Something Borrowed
Buz
Posted: Sunday, December 23, 2012 9:45:00 PM

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Hey Y'all Have A Merry Christmas!!!!




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CurlyGirly
Posted: Monday, December 24, 2012 8:53:36 AM

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I agree about the apocalypse, very disappointing indeed. blah5

Good Luck, NN. I think 2013 will be a time of new beginnings for a lot of us. 3601

I finished up shopping yesterday with a few gifts for the Rump Crew. Just don't expect too much. evil4



Merry Christmas, All!






LadySharon
Posted: Monday, December 24, 2012 10:58:49 AM

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Merrry Christmas to all of you. Eggnog for all!



The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, December 24, 2012 1:09:38 PM

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(Sets out the traditional holiday drink of Tequila Shooters for all good Rumplators, with doubles for the far more numerous bad ones. Then lifting what he thinks is his drink...in actual matter-of-fact it's a shot glass full of Agony Bitters...intones,

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a really good night,"
...drains his glass, shakes head, and then sinks into a horizontal posture behind the bar.)

Noel, y'all. glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 24, 2012 3:20:15 PM

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I love this cats face. So here ya go.

scooter
Posted: Tuesday, December 25, 2012 7:03:05 AM

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No sign of Santa yet, maybe it's my chimney?
Mazza
Posted: Tuesday, December 25, 2012 9:03:54 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
I love this cats face. So here ya go.



Ha ha, I just LOVE that grumpy cat too!!



I have to say that Santa has been VERY good to me this year!!

I wish the same for you lot... Cheers!!

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Poppet
Posted: Tuesday, December 25, 2012 10:31:17 AM

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, December 26, 2012 6:00:05 AM

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Morning, to all Christmas survivors. Today feels a bit like Monday coming on Wednesday, and that's no fun atall, y'all. But when the going gets tough, the tough turn to drink.

Santa, the old booze-hound, drank all the Old Overshoe Whiskey, but there's should be enough Beaver Breath Brandy left to mitigate the worse effects of Busty's coffee this morning.

Courage.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Wednesday, December 26, 2012 9:32:33 AM

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Good morning Rump and company,

Mondays on Wednesdays, sounds like something naughtynurse could enjoy.

Mazz, I'm glad Santa was very good to you. I got a nice chunk of coal,
But I plan to use my latest Alchemy techniques to turn my baseball sized lump into gold!
Then I'm going shopping.

Our first real winter storm is under way, as I type all this. Were expecting ten inches.
How you doing up in the great white north seeker?
LadySharon
Posted: Wednesday, December 26, 2012 9:59:06 AM

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Christmas morning, I woke up to a dusting of snow on the ground, flirted with a 22-year-old guy who's horny as hell, and I got his dick pic as a gift. I'm officially his Mrs. Robinson. New year's Eve is coming fast and we should have a party in here. I'll cook and serve drinks for everyone wearing a gold thong. How does that sound?

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
sugarbabe
Posted: Wednesday, December 26, 2012 10:57:17 AM

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Morning to all of you rumplekins...
Christmas is now in the past. (well after all the decorations are neatly packed and put to rest for another year)
I hope all of you got your special present under the tree!
We are expecting a major snowstorm, well it has already begun to blow&snow!
I have to go out and get some beans. We are having homemade bean soup tonight & homemade cornbread.. yum yum
I am making a huge pot and will send some over tonight.
Stay warm & cozy.



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Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, December 26, 2012 2:31:46 PM

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Is it beer o'clock yet???

My stomach's fit to bust...

Blech!!
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