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KoolHandDuke
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 5:52:44 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/23/2009
Posts: 142
Location: maryland
Hi Everybody
Thought maybe I would try something to create even more fun at Lush.

Guys and Girls use your best or worse pick line or come on
on the person above you. Relax men its just good clean fun.


Example: KoolHandDuke

Next poster: Hey Duke can i get some frys with that shake.
Pixie
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 6:00:39 PM

Rank: Flutterby Pharie

Joined: 9/27/2007
Posts: 5,983
Location: Never, Never Land, United States
Hey Duke.....Can I take a ride on your General? (get it? Duke.....General Lee....Dukes of Hazzard) Lame, I know! LMAO!

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 6:02:10 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,753
Sup pixie babe, I lost my number... can I have yours?
sassycheergirl
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 6:05:50 PM

Rank: Lollipop Girl

Joined: 11/7/2009
Posts: 1,501
Location: a corn field , United States
hey necho u must have fallen from heaven cause you look like an angel


*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



Sassy
Pixie
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 6:07:02 PM

Rank: Flutterby Pharie

Joined: 9/27/2007
Posts: 5,983
Location: Never, Never Land, United States
Is that a sucker in your mouth Sassy or are you just happy to see me?

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Lydia_
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 6:23:55 PM

Rank: Forum Whore

Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,523
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
Pixie, you look cold, come 'ere and lemme warm you up!

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
KoolHandDuke
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 6:41:30 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/23/2009
Posts: 142
Location: maryland
Pssssssst.... Lydia.....Psssssst over here......opening trench coat.
rxtales
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 7:09:59 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 11/28/2008
Posts: 2,589
Location: Newcastle, United Kingdom
Duke if I were an enzyme I would be helicase so i could unzip your genes
KoolHandDuke
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 7:18:12 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/23/2009
Posts: 142
Location: maryland
rxtales maybe you should talk to Lydia, im only wearing a trench coat baby. here take a look.
redhotmommacita
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 7:38:12 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 1,124
Location: In my own little world., United States
Ayi Mami todo eso es tujo Mami??....(oh Mommy all that is yours Mommy??)..My answer... oh yea like who's else is it going to be but mine piendejo.



Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"


KoolHandDuke
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 8:31:59 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/23/2009
Posts: 142
Location: maryland
Heyyyyyyy you redhotmommacita you. i cant speak it in spanish, but i can do it in english, follow me.
Primal
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 9:06:26 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 700
Location: USA
I saw you on the floor, you got some sexy dance moves lady. Wanna come back to my place? Ill let you dance on my pole!



In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade


En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
KoolHandDuke
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 9:14:48 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/23/2009
Posts: 142
Location: maryland
lady? im no lady, a slut maybe, now lets go dance on that pole.
Primal
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 9:19:09 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 700
Location: USA
Ha ha ha ha...sure thing Duke.



In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade


En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
B-rock
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 9:32:20 PM

Rank: Rookie Scribe

Joined: 11/4/2009
Posts: 8
Primal, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Brian.

(in all seriousness, global warming is terrible)
Primal
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 9:36:45 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 700
Location: USA
Those polar bear commercials are misleading, the footage is not from global warming!


Hi, my penis is cold, can I warm it up in your vagina?



In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade


En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
Lydia_
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 11:12:20 PM

Rank: Forum Whore

Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,523
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
I'm here...what were your other two wishes?

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
redhotmommacita
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 11:40:42 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 1,124
Location: In my own little world., United States
KoolHandDuke wrote:
Heyyyyyyy you redhotmommacita you. i cant speak it in spanish, but i can do it in english, follow me.
Ayiiiii Si Papi vamanos and I will teach you to moan in spanish baby sigame ( fallow me)



Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"


KoolHandDuke
Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009 11:51:59 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/23/2009
Posts: 142
Location: maryland
redhotmommacita wrote:
KoolHandDuke wrote:
Heyyyyyyy you redhotmommacita you. i cant speak it in spanish, but i can do it in english, follow me.
Ayiiiii Si Papi vamanos and I will teach you to moan in spanish baby sigame ( fallow me)


ummmmm Latina and Mandingo, LETS GO ummmmm mommacita
Piquet
Posted: Wednesday, December 30, 2009 12:30:18 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/12/2009
Posts: 339
Location: Adelaide, Australia
"Apart from being hot, what else have you got going for you?"

"Here's 50 cents baby, go ring your mother and tell her you won't be coming home tonight."

My girlfriend used this one on me and it worked : "Wanna fuck?"


http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/claudia-incarnatapart-vii.aspx
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 30, 2009 1:15:56 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,753
Does that other head of yours blow like the one in your picture, baby?
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 30, 2009 3:39:12 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,753
WOW, with those big cum to bed eyes baby, get your coat you`ve pulled
saggii
Posted: Wednesday, December 30, 2009 6:40:47 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 10/15/2009
Posts: 47
Location: loveIsland
L35 t1517 Hey JACK wanna send JILL to ma place....she will return with much more experince and naughty........lol.....damn i wish i could have used a pick up line for anyladies.......sorry JACK

I Beleive IN STYLE not FASHION

Beware DEVIL is here
Babeelicious
Posted: Wednesday, December 30, 2009 7:02:49 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 12/27/2009
Posts: 20
Ok the worst pickup line: "Hey, miss you got something on your chest.....MY EYES."
Babeelicious
Posted: Wednesday, December 30, 2009 7:17:35 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 12/27/2009
Posts: 20
Other bad pickup lines: How come I know all the digits of Pi, and not the seven digits of your number?
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long!
Why don't you sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that POPS up.
I can spell boobies on my calculator but i much rather see yours...
Girl. if i were a watermelon, would you spit out my seed?
Lydia_
Posted: Wednesday, December 30, 2009 9:14:51 AM

Rank: Forum Whore

Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,523
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
Loser: Did it hurt?
Person: Excuse me?
Loser: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?

Person gets up and leaves.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
KoolHandDuke
Posted: Wednesday, December 30, 2009 10:44:24 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/23/2009
Posts: 142
Location: maryland
Lydia baby if good looks was a min, you'd be an hour.
Bunny12
Posted: Wednesday, December 30, 2009 7:16:36 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/2/2009
Posts: 1,001
Location: My own little world, United States
Kool is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me!

Bunny12


Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
Pixie
Posted: Wednesday, December 30, 2009 7:17:21 PM

Rank: Flutterby Pharie

Joined: 9/27/2007
Posts: 5,983
Location: Never, Never Land, United States
Hey Bunny....ya wanna hump like rabbits?

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Gryphon
Posted: Thursday, December 31, 2009 2:54:28 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 12/27/2009
Posts: 55
Location: Colorado, United States
hey Pixie, this cowboy can ride for a lot longer than 8 seconds. want to start our own rodeo?

A wise man speaks because he has something to say, a fool speaks because he has to say something. - unknown
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