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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/22/2009
Posts: 143
Location: maryland
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Hi Everybody
Thought maybe I would try something to create even more fun at Lush.
Guys and Girls use your best or worse pick line or come on
on the person above you. Relax men its just good clean fun.
Example: KoolHandDuke
Next poster: Hey Duke can i get some frys with that shake.
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Rank: Moderator
Joined: 9/27/2007
Posts: 5,454
Location: Never, Never Land, United States
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Hey Duke.....Can I take a ride on your General? (get it? Duke.....General Lee....Dukes of Hazzard) Lame, I know! LMAO!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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Sup pixie babe, I lost my number... can I have yours?
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Rank: Lollipop Girl
Joined: 11/7/2009
Posts: 1,498
Location: a corn field , United States
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hey necho u must have fallen from heaven cause you look like an angel
 *smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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Rank: Moderator
Joined: 9/27/2007
Posts: 5,454
Location: Never, Never Land, United States
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Is that a sucker in your mouth Sassy or are you just happy to see me?
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Rank: Forum Whore
Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,519
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
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Pixie, you look cold, come 'ere and lemme warm you up!
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/22/2009
Posts: 143
Location: maryland
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Pssssssst.... Lydia.....Psssssst over here......opening trench coat.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 11/28/2008
Posts: 2,594
Location: Newcastle, United Kingdom
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Duke if I were an enzyme I would be helicase so i could unzip your genes
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/22/2009
Posts: 143
Location: maryland
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rxtales maybe you should talk to Lydia, im only wearing a trench coat baby. here take a look.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 1,124
Location: In my own little world., United States
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Ayi Mami todo eso es tujo Mami??....(oh Mommy all that is yours Mommy??)..My answer... oh yea like who's else is it going to be but mine piendejo.
 Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/22/2009
Posts: 143
Location: maryland
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Heyyyyyyy you redhotmommacita you. i cant speak it in spanish, but i can do it in english, follow me.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 703
Location: USA
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I saw you on the floor, you got some sexy dance moves lady. Wanna come back to my place? Ill let you dance on my pole!
 In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/22/2009
Posts: 143
Location: maryland
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lady? im no lady, a slut maybe, now lets go dance on that pole.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 703
Location: USA
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Ha ha ha ha...sure thing Duke.
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 11/4/2009
Posts: 8
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Primal, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Brian.
(in all seriousness, global warming is terrible)
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 703
Location: USA
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Those polar bear commercials are misleading, the footage is not from global warming! Hi, my penis is cold, can I warm it up in your vagina?
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Rank: Forum Whore
Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,519
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
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I'm here...what were your other two wishes?
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 1,124
Location: In my own little world., United States
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KoolHandDuke wrote:Heyyyyyyy you redhotmommacita you. i cant speak it in spanish, but i can do it in english, follow me. Ayiiiii Si Papi vamanos and I will teach you to moan in spanish baby sigame ( fallow me)
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/22/2009
Posts: 143
Location: maryland
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redhotmommacita wrote:KoolHandDuke wrote:Heyyyyyyy you redhotmommacita you. i cant speak it in spanish, but i can do it in english, follow me. Ayiiiii Si Papi vamanos and I will teach you to moan in spanish baby sigame ( fallow me) ummmmm Latina and Mandingo, LETS GO ummmmm mommacita
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/12/2009
Posts: 334
Location: Adelaide, Australia
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"Apart from being hot, what else have you got going for you?" "Here's 50 cents baby, go ring your mother and tell her you won't be coming home tonight." My girlfriend used this one on me and it worked : "Wanna fuck?"
 http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/claudia-incarnatapart-vii.aspx
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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Does that other head of yours blow like the one in your picture, baby?
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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WOW, with those big cum to bed eyes baby, get your coat you`ve pulled
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 10/15/2009
Posts: 47
Location: loveIsland
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  Hey JACK wanna send JILL to ma place....she will return with much more experince and naughty........lol.....damn i wish i could have used a pick up line for anyladies.......sorry JACK
I Beleive IN STYLE not FASHIONBeware DEVIL is here
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 12/27/2009
Posts: 20
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Ok the worst pickup line: "Hey, miss you got something on your chest.....MY EYES."
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 12/27/2009
Posts: 20
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Other bad pickup lines: How come I know all the digits of Pi, and not the seven digits of your number?
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long!
Why don't you sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that POPS up.
I can spell boobies on my calculator but i much rather see yours...
Girl. if i were a watermelon, would you spit out my seed?
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Rank: Forum Whore
Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,519
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
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Loser: Did it hurt? Person: Excuse me? Loser: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt? Person gets up and leaves.
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/22/2009
Posts: 143
Location: maryland
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Lydia baby if good looks was a min, you'd be an hour.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/2/2009
Posts: 958
Location: My own little world, United States
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Kool is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me!
Bunny12
 Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
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Rank: Moderator
Joined: 9/27/2007
Posts: 5,454
Location: Never, Never Land, United States
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Hey Bunny....ya wanna hump like rabbits?
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 12/27/2009
Posts: 55
Location: Colorado, United States
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hey Pixie, this cowboy can ride for a lot longer than 8 seconds. want to start our own rodeo?
A wise man speaks because he has something to say, a fool speaks because he has to say something. - unknown
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