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Are we going by Lush time (Australian), or East coast? We all seem to still be here 
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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Do believe you called that shot, Scooter. Terrance is back in the hot nut dispenser, though he doesn't seem particularly pleased about his recent eviction from Chef's cleft. Coma and Tose have gummed about halfway through the Slim Jims I gave 'em yesterday. Unless some chowder head returns their false teeth, we should be okay. Busty's still tuckered out (that's tuckered with a T, not an F). After checking out the situation in my own inimitable style, best I can tell, there's some gal sprawled out on the pool table. Meanwhile, Seeker-type stsounds keep coming from the latrine. Counting all those, and with you and me here to raise the average age and lower the average IQ, I'd say odds are the rest of the crew probably made it through the night. 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Morning Rump,  All things considered, I'd say the joint looks pretty good. You went and tuckerd Busty out with a T again, Huh? 
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Merry Christmas Bar mates!!!!! I miss yall so much. School is comin along great, fixin to start my clinicals.
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Hey sass, You don't know how good it is to see you. You look great, and well educated all at the same time.  Care for a nice hot toddy!
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Hey Holly, long time no see. Morning, Scooter. I decided to hold off all writing ideas I have in mind until 2013. I can let my creative juices get refilled with fresh ideas.
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Good Afternoon Lush People...hey there Miss Holly, Sharon, Scooter, Coma and Tose... Anyway...I heard a rumor the world was supposed to end yesterday? I just hope I wasn't so drunk that I missed it...seems I miss all the good stuff...  Anyway...looking around at this place, I'm not quite sure whether the apocalypse happened or not...I think this place would look the same either way... I do see there is still a bottle of Beaver Breath VSOP behind the bar...pass that over this way Reverend, and let's get the weekend started... Cheers, Alan. 
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4 in the morning! I did not get to sleep until 4 in the morning! Wow what a night. And to top it all off it's supposed to be 38 tonight. Damn that's cold for Florida.
Corned beef and cabbage on the stove. A fire roaring in the fireplace and planning on some Christmas movies and a glass of wine shortly. Merry Christmas everyone.
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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HOLLY! Glad to hear the book work is behind you. The clinical will probably keep you busy as a one-legged man at a butt kicking, but that too, like you, shall pass.;) Let's see (extended pause while trying to think while cyphering on his fingers) The Marines landed at 2330 hours and Chef got to sleep at 0400 the next day. I'm having a bit of trouble with the math so let me get back to you later with someprofound pontifications.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good morning all, boy it's sure good to see some old faces again, Whats up Alan, hows everything on Jersey shores? We had to postpone the Apocalypse for a spell, at least till you get your bar tab paid off. I guess the world may never end. Rump, I have ten more fingers you can use for cyphering if necessary. I'm looking forward to some profound pontifications soon. 
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Thanks yall... I miss the fuck outta yall :)
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Good Morning and Happy Festivus to everyone!  My you have a beautifully decorated pole and your Airing of Grievances go well. My only Feat of Strength today will be getting out of bed!
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Oh dearly beloved, your Right Rev is suffering from what must be a case of the post-non-apocalypse blues. This condition is similar in it symptons, though not in it cause, to the dreaded condition known as, SRH or Semen Retention Headache. With luck, the cure for both conditions may be similar and, with luck, available. Therefore I encourage the congregation of, The First Church of The Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers, to pray for the relief of your humble shepard and all who are similarly afflicted. Can I have a big, Amen? The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Hey y'all, I've been absent for some time (upheavals in real life- new job, my boss and I broke up. Its probably why you shouldn't get involved with your boss!) But,since it's christmas this week and I will have to work(yea! double time) Ill pick up the tab for a round or two. :)
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Welcome back, Naughty one. Hate to hear about your real-life travails but sure am glad to have you back...and buying. ;)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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gotta agree, chefK, it was a miserable apocalypse. I kept waiting for at least something interesting to happen! instead it was just work work work :)
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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I agree about the apocalypse, very disappointing indeed.  Good Luck, NN. I think 2013 will be a time of new beginnings for a lot of us.  I finished up shopping yesterday with a few gifts for the Rump Crew. Just don't expect too much.  Merry Christmas, All!
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Merrry Christmas to all of you. Eggnog for all! 
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(Sets out the traditional holiday drink of Tequila Shooters for all good Rumplators, with doubles for the far more numerous bad ones. Then lifting what he thinks is his drink...in actual matter-of-fact it's a shot glass full of Agony Bitters...intones, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a really good night," ...drains his glass, shakes head, and then sinks into a horizontal posture behind the bar.) Noel, y'all.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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I love this cats face. So here ya go. 
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No sign of Santa yet, maybe it's my chimney?
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chefkathleen wrote:I love this cats face. So here ya go. Ha ha, I just LOVE that grumpy cat too!!  I have to say that Santa has been VERY good to me this year!! I wish the same for you lot... Cheers!! 
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story...  Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
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Merry Christmas from Poppet Productions
Where Dreams Come True
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Morning, to all Christmas survivors. Today feels a bit like Monday coming on Wednesday, and that's no fun atall, y'all. But when the going gets tough, the tough turn to drink. Santa, the old booze-hound, drank all the Old Overshoe Whiskey, but there's should be enough Beaver Breath Brandy left to mitigate the worse effects of Busty's coffee this morning. Courage.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good morning Rump and company,
Mondays on Wednesdays, sounds like something naughtynurse could enjoy.
Mazz, I'm glad Santa was very good to you. I got a nice chunk of coal,
But I plan to use my latest Alchemy techniques to turn my baseball sized lump into gold!
Then I'm going shopping.
Our first real winter storm is under way, as I type all this. Were expecting ten inches.
How you doing up in the great white north seeker?
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Christmas morning, I woke up to a dusting of snow on the ground, flirted with a 22-year-old guy who's horny as hell, and I got his dick pic as a gift. I'm officially his Mrs. Robinson. New year's Eve is coming fast and we should have a party in here. I'll cook and serve drinks for everyone wearing a gold thong. How does that sound?
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Morning to all of you rumplekins... Christmas is now in the past. (well after all the decorations are neatly packed and put to rest for another year) I hope all of you got your special present under the tree! We are expecting a major snowstorm, well it has already begun to blow&snow! I have to go out and get some beans. We are having homemade bean soup tonight & homemade cornbread.. yum yum I am making a huge pot and will send some over tonight. Stay warm & cozy. 
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 Is it beer o'clock yet??? My stomach's fit to bust... Blech!!
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story... Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
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