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elitfromnorth
Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2012 8:54:17 AM

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What are the definite and typical errors that guys do when eating out a girl? Of course crazy shit like biting until it bleeds is a given, but what makes you go from "God yes!" to "God, what the fuck is he trying to achieve with this?"

"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2012 10:27:06 AM

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not being steady. I get that you need a short break. duh. But when I tell you I am about to cum. Dont stop. LOL.
Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2012 10:57:51 AM

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I hate it when a guy/or girl sucks on my pussy so hard like he is trying to suck the whole thing into his mouth............not pleasurable. Also hate when he just licks the same spot over and over.....and over. You need to move around until I give the reaction that "You Struck Gold"
1nympholes
Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2012 12:39:38 PM

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Too many guys seem to think a woman get pleasure from only her clitoris and attacks it like she will evaporate if she does not cum this instance.

I like it slow, constant and the building to nearly the crescendo. Then again and again before you make me cum That's me and I am almost sure your present lady and the one after that may want something different. It is allowed to ask your lady what she like and what she does not.

This I promise if you make us have lots of orgasms, you will get laid a lot more.






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BelleduJour
Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2012 6:54:09 PM

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I will agree with all the above but for me, I really hate the guy who acts like he's killing time down there, just going through the motions but not paying much attention to me or how my body is reacting, like it's an obligation, a means to an end (the end being me giving him is oral pleasure). Nothing is hotter and gets me off more than a guy who LOVES to eat my pussy! Just about any other 'no no' can be remedied if I can see how much he's into me.

anonymous1526
Posted: Thursday, December 20, 2012 9:43:43 PM

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is when my man cums so damn quickly! He cums in less than a minute once we start havin sex. Awful. Also, in the past, men eating out my pussy all horribly and too hard and just crap at it!

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trinket
Posted: Friday, December 21, 2012 3:25:55 AM

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Guys that have NO idea what they are doing and miss the 'Love Button' completely!..... Guys if you're not sure, google it and educate yourself please...

freakycactus
Posted: Friday, December 21, 2012 3:35:15 AM

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Same as above, guys going over and over and over the same spot, guys focusing too much on my clit - yes, it's sensitive and you will get a reaction but I'm more sensitive somewhere else, then there are the clit obsessed guys who can't find the damn thing and very enthusiastically attack the wrong spot that provides no pleasure. And, not forgetting about the guys who just lick very gently, so gently you're barely aware that they're doing anything. If guys aren't going to put in a decent effort, I'd much prefer they didn't bother.

The main problem is not recognising the signs when I'm enjoying something, you know the sort of thing I mean, crying out, hands grabbing at the sheets or his hair, back arching. I wonder if they'd notice me twiddling my thumbs in boredom?

Naughty_Nurse
Posted: Friday, December 21, 2012 10:56:03 AM

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Hahaha, they can find YOUR 'love button' at Google? Boo hoo!
They better ask you I guess ;-) ?evil4


Trinket wrote:
Guys that have NO idea what they are doing and miss the 'Love Button' completely!..... Guys if you're not sure, google it and educate yoursef please...



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trinket
Posted: Sunday, December 23, 2012 4:25:48 AM

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Naughty_Nurse wrote:
Hahaha, they can find YOUR 'love button' at Google? Boo hoo!
They better ask you I guess ;-) ?evil4





I didn't ask them to look for MY love button on google, I'm pretty sure they would know where to find that. evil4

Poppet
Posted: Tuesday, December 25, 2012 10:54:49 AM

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I agree with a lot of what has been said above. You need to move around and make sure you get all of the pussy. This includes clit, hole, slit, the whole 9 yards. Picture it this way, when you as a man are getting your cock sucked do you only enjoy when she sucks on just the head? Don’t you like when she moves her tongue around, swallows you whole, plays with your balls, sucks hard, sucks soft, fast, slow, teeth {if your into that} so on and so forth. So, when you’re down on her do the same things to her as you’d want done to yourself.

The biggest thing I hate though is when a man is eating me out and starts to finger me with two fingers right off; you need to start out slow! Just use one at first, jeez guys!

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shawnababy
Posted: Tuesday, December 25, 2012 9:14:09 PM

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If a guy shows potential then I will attempt to train him. If he pays attention and learns from what I tell him to do then he will learn the secret. Most guys think all we want is to have two fingers shoved up our pussies and to lick our clit was fast as they can.
1nympholes
Posted: Wednesday, December 26, 2012 3:49:53 PM

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Trinket wrote:
Guys that have NO idea what they are doing and miss the 'Love Button' completely!..... Guys if you're not sure, google it and educate yourself please...


Trinket

How about having a seminar for your man and show him and tell him what he can do to pleasure the most. Seems most guys do want to pleasure their woman and make it as special for her as it is for him.






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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 26, 2012 7:38:07 PM

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i've heard some guys say that there's a lot of accessories to deal with such as labia, an opening, clitoris, inner thighs and so on. So i guess they are a little confused as to where to start/focus on lol. I've also heard women both straight and Bi say that when it comes to giving women oral pleasure it's all about the clit. Misinformed maybe?dontknow Besides if you watch porn it always seems like the guy is using 2 fingers and licking the clit as fast as he can lol.
Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, December 26, 2012 8:12:51 PM

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I don't like it if he's too rough. I mean, my clit can get a bit sensitive and constant rubbing can be too much...

If he wants me to come, he needs to concentrate more on the base of my clit... He'll know when he's found the right spot, as my body will be arching and writhing and my legs will be clamped right around his shoulders, heels digging in, urging him on...

If he happens to talk while he's doing it, the vibration can be super arousing...

Pushing in a finger or two as he does it, telling me how much he wants to taste me come, that I'm beautiful... That sort of thing helps...

I love the feeling of his shoulders holding my legs open...

There's also something hugely arousing when he lifts his face a little and I can see his chin glistening with my juices...

Oh, one thing I don't like is if his stubble is sharp! If he has sharp stubble then he's going to have to be a bit gentle...
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 26, 2012 9:48:07 PM

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A definite no no... going straight to the target. You have to make a woman want it, ache for that first long slow lick.
Another no no don't put a time limit on giving her pleasure. Be aware of her response to your technique, the clit can be like a finely tuned little instrument... you gotta play it right.
Mazza
Posted: Thursday, December 27, 2012 7:19:06 PM

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shawnababy
Posted: Thursday, December 27, 2012 8:42:09 PM

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lovewhenuswallow wrote:
i've heard some guys say that there's a lot of accessories to deal with such as labia, an opening, clitoris, inner thighs and so on. So i guess they are a little confused as to where to start/focus on lol. I've also heard women both straight and Bi say that when it comes to giving women oral pleasure it's all about the clit. Misinformed maybe?dontknow Besides if you watch porn it always seems like the guy is using 2 fingers and licking the clit as fast as he can lol.


Maybe watching porn is where guys learned that technique.
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