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Poll Question : Crispy or chewy?
Choice Votes Statistics
Heck yes, CRISPY is the only way to eat bacon!!! 132 60 %
Down with crispy... CHEWY is the only right way to 38 17 %
or God forbid I hate bacon 17 7 %
Either way doesn't mater 32 14 %

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 11:23:31 AM

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 1:02:17 PM

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That was corny as hell and I loved it!
DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 2:12:56 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
That was corny as hell and I loved it!


Yeah, that was so corny I had to share...actually it was more bacony than corny...

There's a lot of bacon humor around these days...some things never go out of style I guess...




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Dancewithme
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 4:52:04 PM

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Depends on thickness. I prefer thin sliced strips on the frying pan till they are crisp.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
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DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, August 03, 2012 9:40:10 PM

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I'm told there delicious, but somehow I just don't know about this one...dontknow

Maple Bacon Cupcakes
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DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 2:30:10 PM

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Yeah, bacon seems to come up a lot these days...



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TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 2:45:20 PM

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This... right here... is AWESOME! evil4

captainkirkland
Posted: Friday, August 10, 2012 9:10:56 PM

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Baked with its friends L and T
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 11, 2012 4:39:20 PM

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I like mine crispy. Not burnt, just crispy.
slipperywhenwet2012
Posted: Saturday, August 11, 2012 5:04:39 PM

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In my belly!



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ramrod32784
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 11:15:00 AM

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nice and crispy and made into a bra and panty set
BLKDragon
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 9:36:56 AM

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I like my bacon smoked thick sliced and crispy.
CleverFox
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 4:55:03 PM

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My 27 year old nephew were eating turkey legs when he stated that turkey was the pork of the fowl food group. I couldn't agree more.

My nephew also told me that he has a screen saver that is a blue background with the pink sillowette of a pig dancing on it. There is a pink square that says next to it "Parts of the pig that taste good" he is in the air force and when he goes through customs in Arab countries he makes sure that the battery is drained.
adele
Posted: Tuesday, August 21, 2012 2:00:05 AM

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ramrod32784 wrote:
nice and crispy and made into a bra and panty set






Here's that panties to go with the bra above

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
adele
Posted: Tuesday, August 21, 2012 2:05:41 AM

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These both look good

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
keoloke
Posted: Tuesday, August 21, 2012 6:00:09 AM

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That's how I like it ... Raw, as the rest.

Practice what you know, and it will help to make clear what now you do not know. — Rembrandt

There is poetry as soon as we realize that we possess nothing. — John Cage
alley93
Posted: Tuesday, August 28, 2012 2:36:41 PM

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not crispy!! yuck! i like mine cooked but only just light brown. i cant stand crunchy bacon
LilRedRideMeHard
Posted: Tuesday, August 28, 2012 10:14:42 PM

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Bacon... Mmm... Crispy... On almost anything... Yum!
DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, September 04, 2012 7:42:45 PM

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Oh, someone here was thinking...I heard it comes out nice and straight too...



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Princess4Jim
Posted: Wednesday, September 05, 2012 12:12:20 PM

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Heck yes, CRISPY is the only way to eat bacon!!!



SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Sunday, November 04, 2012 4:59:42 PM

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Just like this icon_biggrin

TheGulfCoaster
Posted: Sunday, November 04, 2012 6:55:20 PM

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TheGulfCoaster
Posted: Sunday, November 04, 2012 7:02:50 PM

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BLT STEP 1

BLT STEP 2

BLT STEP3
Jinxy
Posted: Thursday, December 27, 2012 8:12:32 AM

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How do I like my bacon? In my mouth. :P

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firehorse_1266
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 8:57:53 AM

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Crispy between two slices of crusty bread, no butter HP sauce and a nice cup of tea.
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 10:13:50 AM

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crispy. almost burnt lol evil4
Chrissy123
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 11:23:42 AM

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Crispy
oklahomaguy
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 11:32:45 AM

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Slow cooked thick,and tender just like foreplay ;)
crazydiamond
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 12:19:08 PM

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I don't like bacon, it's gross.

Now with audio!!!!

DragonJLW
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 12:30:33 PM

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some where between raw & burnt
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