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What was it? (and I don't take finger as a thing) :)
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But if a finger was the first thing inserted into a pussy for masturbation, how can that not count, or are you talking about inanimate objects... like baseball bats, soda cans, snooker balls and such? ;)
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Trinket wrote:But if a finger was the first thing inserted into a pussy for masturbation, how can that not count, or are you talking about inanimate objects... like baseball bats, soda cans, snooker balls and such? ;)  The plural! Makes the eyes water! 
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Frank wrote: The plural! Makes the eyes water! ..................................... It DID! JK
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FilipHalta wrote:What was it? (and I don't take finger as a thing) :) Well Too Damn Bad...................My Fingers!! HAHA Trinket wrote:But if a finger was the first thing inserted into a pussy for masturbation, how can that not count, or are you talking about inanimate objects... like baseball bats, soda cans, snooker balls and such? ;) Baseball Bats And Soda Cans Came Way Later, LOL. BTW, What The Fuck Is A Snooker Ball,?
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my first was a carrot, then i moved up the vegetable chain before i found out my hairbrush worked great and didn't wilt, lol
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A cucumber:).
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a candle
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A vibrator. I'm also wondering what a snooker ball is? o.o
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sorry...mine was fingers first too. the first "thing" I tried was a hairbrush. The handle of the brush silly.
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Left hand, index and middle finger, but item-wise, brush handle
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A banana
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ginger86 wrote:my first was a carrot, then i moved up the vegetable chain before i found out my hairbrush worked great and didn't wilt, lol How long did you have them up there? 
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Nikki703 wrote:
Baseball Bats And Soda Cans Came Way Later, LOL. BTW, What The Fuck Is A Snooker Ball,?
 Now ask how many of the pack! 
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Frank wrote:Now ask how many of the pack! Thanks. I figured it was something pool. Im sure I could get one up in there for sure, LOL!!
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Finger/s, object=candle
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sprite wrote:a christmas tree!  Sprite, Honey, you're a TRIP! LOL
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I just happened to notice this thread, and it reminded me of this picture for some reason or another...
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Dare I say it.... It was a "tail" of a stuffed cat... and a hairbrush... Not together but they were closely linked... LOL 
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I thought a popsicle would be nice once: melting it while getting one off as my guy was tasting both treats. Hindsight: Woo! Not sexy! Yow! 
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A hairbrush handle ^^
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A candle which I made at school :) We went to a local museum / mill where we made loads of cool stuff, including paper but the candles... WOW!! I think the woman doing it KNEW what we were going to do with them. They couldn't have been better designed for the job: six inches long, perfect girth, with a flared base so it was impossible to push it in too far... and it had a spiral pattern on it which felt glorious. The best thing was I used to keep mine on the bedside table in full view... There were thirty girls in that class and I can't imagine any of them ever 'wasted' her candle by actually lighting it ;)
 
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Hahaha that must have been great! I started with my fingers, then tried out a candle. Also tried out a deodorant but that was quite painful hahaha AbigailThornton wrote:A candle which I made at school :) We went to a local museum / mill where we made loads of cool stuff, including paper but the candles... WOW!! I think the woman doing it KNEW what we were going to do with them. They couldn't have been better designed for the job: six inches long, perfect girth, with a flared base so it was impossible to push it in too far... and it had a spiral pattern on it which felt glorious. The best thing was I used to keep mine on the bedside table in full view... There were thirty girls in that class and I can't imagine any of them ever 'wasted' her candle by actually lighting it ;)
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a toothbrush
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Lol my hairbrush handle.
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fingers or hair brush handle though (I think)
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