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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 6/7/2011
Posts: 9
Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, United States
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For the past few days the Chat, Private Chat, and website in general has been hanging and causing the chats to crash. Me and other users are having to close our browsers frequently and restart our sessions.
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Rank: Code Monkey
Joined: 12/25/2006
Posts: 1,147
Location: Syd, Australia
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Hi
I am currently investigating the site issues and hope to get a resolution very soon.
Appreciate your patience.
gav
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,119
Location: Canada
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gav wrote:Hi
I am currently investigating the site issues and hope to get a resolution very soon.
Appreciate your patience.
gav
You are a rock star Gav!!! 
 http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/make-my-baby-cum.aspx
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Rank: Gingerbread Lover
Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,291
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
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Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 8,329
Location: Oz, United States
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gav wrote:Hi
I am currently investigating the site issues and hope to get a resolution very soon.
Appreciate your patience.
gav
until you do i am stopping my shipment of slightly used panties to you. offerings will resume once i am able to black box without wanting to kill my computer again.
 Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/30/2012
Posts: 329
Location: under bright lights, United States
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Is there anything lush members can do to help these issues?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/15/2012
Posts: 143
Location: Been All Around The World :), Japan
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gav wrote:Hi
I am currently investigating the site issues and hope to get a resolution very soon.
Appreciate your patience.
gav
Your are priceless here...we know you will get it fixed...thanks 
Check out My latest Story and My Beloved Sir's very first story  
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Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 8,329
Location: Oz, United States
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BabydollSlave wrote:Your are priceless here...we know you will get it fixed...thanks shush, you! saying stuff like that, it will go to his head... no, not THAT head, silly! well, perhaps.. ANYways, the proper way to treat Gav is to take away his ice cream ration. :)
Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
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Rank: Code Monkey
Joined: 12/25/2006
Posts: 1,147
Location: Syd, Australia
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"Experienced web developer for hire, will code for ice cream or used panties".
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Rank: Internet Sensation
Joined: 3/30/2009
Posts: 3,975
Location: Cloudy dreams., Sweden
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We should be getting -25c in Sweden soon, I'm offering panty ice cream.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/14/2011
Posts: 170
Location: Knoxville, United States
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Is anyone else having problems with online messages? I've been having problems the last couple days, both on my android phone, and IE and Chrome on my windows 7 laptop. When I reply to one and enter, nothing happens. When I initiate an online message from anywhere and finish it and click on send, again, nothing happen. Yesterday, a friend said she got the same message several times....
*****Sleep peacefully tonight, your Air Force is protecting you!*****
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/12/2010
Posts: 397
Location: United States
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OK, I thought it was only happening to me.
Yup, having some problems too. After clicking anywhere on the site I would have to wait 30 to 60 seconds for the new page to show up, and I couldn’t even sign off (but that could be that my own PC wanting to stay longer on Lush. I have even started a new post same as this one and it never went through, I guess. Well better this way.
Aaaanyway, possible causes:
1) It could be Shylass, she's on a writing spree therefore clogging the system.
2) It could be Shylass, her stories are getting steamier therefore overheating some servers.
3) A runaway kangaroo hitting the remaining good servers.
4) The Matriarch falling asleep at the PC not knowing any longer if she’s on AU, USA or EU time.
5) Gav (happily) intoxicated by the myriad of panties sniffed
Practice what you know, and it will help to make clear what now you do not know. — Rembrandt
There is poetry as soon as we realize that we possess nothing. — John Cage
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 3,659
Location: Where Dreams Come True, United States
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gav wrote:
"Experienced web developer for hire, will code for ice cream or used panties".
I know you'll get it done because your amazing but I'm sending you my entire pantie collection. ;3 ♥ Best of Luck X
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Rank: The Linebacker
Joined: 3/2/2011
Posts: 3,296
Location: Atlanta, United States
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sprite wrote:
until you do i am stopping my shipment of slightly used panties to you. offerings will resume once i am able to black box without wanting to kill my computer again.
I intercepted those 'used panties' and just made a fortune on eBay. Thanks Sprite! That will pay for my future kids' college. PS. I kept one fun frilly pair.
Please check out my newest story: "10 Items Or Less"http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/10-items-or-less.aspxOr my previous story: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/in-the-land-of-salvation-and-sin.aspx
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Rank: Detention Seeker
Joined: 8/17/2010
Posts: 733
Location: Over your Knee Screaming and Kicking!, United King
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Yes seems a lot of us are suffering right now Gav we thank your for your patience in fixing it for us a soon as you can oh Gavalicious one. ( Bows down to far superior Computerizing type fixamabobs )
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 3/7/2012
Posts: 69
Location: United States
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Thanks for the effort. It must be challenging. By the way, I'm NOT sending any of my panties. 
Zina
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 4/8/2012
Posts: 7
Location: ???????, United States
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Do you think its the servers or the coding?
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Rank: Matriarch
Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 22,408
Location: Sydney, Australia
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taboolovers wrote:Do you think its the servers or the coding? We're serving 50 million pageviews per month, from only 2 servers. It's not surprising there are a few hiccups. We are looking at adding a few more servers, early 2013.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/8/2010
Posts: 724
Location: United Kingdom
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nicola wrote:
We're serving 50 million pageviews per month, from only 2 servers. It's not surprising there are a few hiccups.
We are looking at adding a few more servers, early 2013.
How many of 50 million page views are the 404 screen being called up by this signalr script? It calls the error screen in the background every 2 seconds we're online! 24KB every two seconds that's 0.7MB per minute 40MB an hour - just by having your browser screen open! It's no wonder people's mobile data is being eaten up just by browsing the site
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,258
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overmykneenow wrote:
How many of 50 million page views are the 404 screen being called up by this signalr script? It calls the error screen in the background every 2 seconds we're online!
24KB every two seconds that's 0.7MB per minute 40MB an hour - just by having your browser screen open! It's no wonder people's mobile data is being eaten up just by browsing the site
I love it when you talk dirty 
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Rank: Code Monkey
Joined: 12/25/2006
Posts: 1,147
Location: Syd, Australia
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overmykneenow wrote:
How many of 50 million page views are the 404 screen being called up by this signalr script? It calls the error screen in the background every 2 seconds we're online!
24KB every two seconds that's 0.7MB per minute 40MB an hour - just by having your browser screen open! It's no wonder people's mobile data is being eaten up just by browsing the site
The error pages (404 & 500) would not be included within this total. You were seeing an isolated incident with a configuration problem with SignalR (which is now fixed). Although you did highlight this problem to me, you're better off filling out the contact us form in future. This will ensure I get notification of the problem as soon as possible.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,258
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gav wrote:
The error pages (404 & 500) would not be included within this total.
You were seeing an isolated incident with a configuration problem with SignalR (which is now fixed).
Although you did highlight this problem to me, you're better off filling out the contact us form in future. This will ensure I get notification of the problem as soon as possible.
Where's the progress on the mac/safari/apple issue at? Because I'm still finding this site nigh on impossible to use a month later ... :(
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/8/2010
Posts: 724
Location: United Kingdom
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gav wrote:
The error pages (404 & 500) would not be included within this total.
You were seeing an isolated incident with a configuration problem with SignalR (which is now fixed).
Although you did highlight this problem to me, you're better off filling out the contact us form in future. This will ensure I get notification of the problem as soon as possible.
It was still doing it yesterday when I posted. The new "backbone" script that's now in operation seems to be behaving a lot better - and the effect is noticeable.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/8/2010
Posts: 724
Location: United Kingdom
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LittleBambi wrote:I love it when you talk dirty Do you want me to overload your cache with my recursive AJAX callback?
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,258
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overmykneenow wrote:
Do you want me to overload your cache with my recursive AJAX callback?
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 4/13/2012
Posts: 55
Location: United Kingdom
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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,516
Location: Cakeland, United States
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eiffel2007 wrote:Lush was down for a long time today. On the one hand it's churlish to moan about a free site going down. On the other hand if a site becomes too unreliable then people go elsewhere. I hope the problem is fixed cos this is a great place. Second sentence is all you needed to utter (if that). Besides, where else are you going to go which you haven't already been to? The website has been alive for six years and free to join all that time. You want piss & moan? Throw a couple hundred pounds a year to the fund to help make Lush triple redundant. Sometimes, shit just happens. Be the bigger fellow and deal with it.
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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