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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, December 27, 2012 5:47:02 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Morning, would be molesters and wanna be molestees. There's a plentiful supply of day-old Busty coffee. Fortunately, and emergency shipment of Beaver Breath Brandy arrived late yesterday to help ease your pain.

Speaking of Busty, she said to tell Scooter she's expected ten inches many times in the past but, more often than not, it turned out to be just another dusting.

glasses8

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FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Thursday, December 27, 2012 8:26:00 AM

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Location: Ohio
Lfunny That's a good one Rump, Poor Busty.

Don't sell yourself short though Rump, I now have a solid five inches,
Of snow


coffee
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, December 27, 2012 6:03:47 PM

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Joined: 10/5/2007
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Location: The Tundra, United States
We got another dusting of snow, thanks to the lake effect. A storm system is supposed to come my way. I still have some eggnog left over and a lot of chocolate cake.



The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
CurlyGirly
Posted: Thursday, December 27, 2012 6:56:43 PM

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Posts: 1,779
Location: United States
LadySharon wrote:
We got another dusting of snow, thanks to the lake effect. A storm system is supposed to come my way. I still have some eggnog left over and a lot of chocolate cake.


If you wanna share the eggnog, LS, I have some rum we can add to it!

I also got some Doggy Style and In Heat wheat beer for Christmas that I'll share. And when I say "share," that means you can all take a swig off just one beer. evil4



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



Dirty_D
Posted: Thursday, December 27, 2012 7:31:25 PM

Rank: Head Nurse

Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 7,225
Location: Soaking up the sun, United States
LadySharon wrote:
We got another dusting of snow, thanks to the lake effect. A storm system is supposed to come my way. I still have some eggnog left over and a lot of chocolate cake.



My family wanted me to come home for the holidays to the lake house...I am sooo glad to have to be here at work in Fl, and thus have a legit excuse to avoid being snowed in with all the relatives!


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 5:25:51 AM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 2,903
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
A TGIF good morning to all who lounge in the lust filled land of Lush.

The Caffine Fairy made an end-of-the-year mercy mission and dropped off a shipment of her coffee beyond compare. Enjoy but don't get too accustomed to the heady ambrosia.

There's a free story contest over on StoriesSpace.com. The theme is 'Darkness and Light' but there are no guidelines other than the 10K max length. So if you happen to have a story that's not lusty enough for Lush....

glasses8


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 7:02:19 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
So I broke down and actually checked on the rules and regs for that StoriesSpace 'Darkness and Light' writing contest. Prizes are $200/100/50 with unlimited entries in any category. Contest will run through the end of February.

No need to thank me. Just another fine, free service of:

No Hope (of winning) Enterprises, Inc.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 10:14:18 AM

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Joined: 10/5/2007
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Location: The Tundra, United States
RumpleForeskin wrote:
So I broke down and actually checked on the rules and regs for that StoriesSpace 'Darkness and Light' writing contest. Prizes are $200/100/50 with unlimited entries in any category. Contest will run through the end of February.

No need to thank me. Just another fine, free service of:

No Hope (of winning) Enterprises, Inc.

glasses8


I decided to fore-go the contests this site and on the blue site, since the judges don't want to reward those who work their butts off writing quality stories and poetry. I'm saving my stuff for inclusion in a few anthologies I plan on self-publishing. I'm updating my blog(s) and I can't wait to begin writing my eBook that's based on the trilogy I have on here. I have fresh doughnuts from Dunkin Donuts for everyone.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 2:36:11 PM

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Good Afternoon my fellow Lushkins...nice to see you brought donuts in Sharon...I'll take some, if there's any left...

Hmmmm...there's a contest going on over on the blue site you say Reverend? News to me...btw, you would have a much better chance at winning if you pass a tall glass of Beaver Breath down my way...just sayin'

Oh...I think I finally got a tip on a horse that's actually going to win...yes sir, this one looks like a sure thing...


Cheers,
Alan.
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Dirty_D
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 4:46:38 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
So I broke down and actually checked on the rules and regs for that StoriesSpace 'Darkness and Light' writing contest. Prizes are $200/100/50 with unlimited entries in any category. Contest will run through the end of February.

No need to thank me. Just another fine, free service of:

No Hope (of winning) Enterprises, Inc.

glasses8


hmm, I have something just for that...Might have to slide that way!


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 7:07:11 PM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
There are winners, and then with the Naughty one around, there are really happy WINNERS. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
nicola
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 7:32:32 PM

Rank: Matriarch

Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 25,560
Location: The Orgasmatron
LadySharon wrote:
I decided to fore-go the contests this site and on the blue site, since the judges don't want to reward those who work their butts off writing quality stories and poetry.


You mean forego?

I take offence at your remarks. I bet the competition winners do too.

The initial Top 20 stories in competitions are selected by highest average score (provided they fit the minimum # votes required). Up until recently, it was based on member and casual surfer voting. Both myself, and a few other judges read ALL those 20 stories (if I have time, I read ALL entries), to make sure the scores are representative, to compensate for the "friends" effect, and to minimise the chance that any real gems slip through. A Top 10 is selected from those, and given to the rest of the judges to rank. The winners are therefore a result of the member's votes, plus the totals they've scores from all our judges (who come from a variety of backgrounds, and have varying tastes in erotica).

If you can think of a better system, I'd love to hear it.
scooter
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 9:07:43 PM

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Boy, it sure is good to see everybody, especially you nicola.

A Happy Holidays to everyone.

I love your contest on both sites. If I want a quality read, I choose a contest winner.
I haven't read a bad one yet.

Maybe we should all be judges once, and see how much fun it really is.


scooter
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, December 29, 2012 8:29:35 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Happy, Last Saturday in 2012, to all Rumplators wherever they may roam. Plenty of Busty's coffee this AM so don't be shy. However, the line around the, Beaver Breath Brandy, barrel is a bit long so tarry not.
Always an honor to have Ms Matriarch stop by. My thanks to her for the info on contest mechanics. Didn't know there was a qualifying number of votes. Of course, the boundaries encompassing my ignorance have been viewed by few and then only at a great distance.

(sips coffee..shudders...heads back to the brandy barrel)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
sugarbabe
Posted: Saturday, December 29, 2012 10:51:10 AM

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I love this ole bar!! you celebrate EVERTHING!
last Sat. of the year. *does a back flip on the dance floor*
runs to the jukebox to play Elvis...Rip It Up!
until a few weeks ago I don't remember hearing this one by name.
He says it's Saturday night.....


sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


scooter
Posted: Sunday, December 30, 2012 6:20:22 AM

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Location: Ohio
Damned sugar, you'll celebrate most anything it seems.
Today is the last Sunday of the year with tomorrow being the last Monday.
The next day we can start over with Tuesday being the first day of the year, then seven days later we can honor the second Tuesday, AKA
the second Tittie Tuesday of 2013!
Now there's something to do back flips over.

Well, I gotta re-check my calender for dates, times and places.
Dirty_D
Posted: Sunday, December 30, 2012 7:02:56 AM

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Today in my Un Birthday...can we celebrate that too?


DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, December 30, 2012 8:41:44 AM

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Good morning there Lush People...yeah, that was a lovely sermon there Reverend...I feel blessed just knowing there's a barrel of Beaver Breath hanging out in this fine establishment...

Speaking of contests...maybe it's time this place has it's own contest...you know, in the spirit of all these other contests going on...maybe we need to have a Beaver Breath drinking contest...last man, or woman standing wins...assuming there's anyone left to witness the event...

Just my thought for today...let's get this show on the road and see what happens...what ya'll think?

Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, December 30, 2012 9:43:59 AM

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Rejoice unto the sensuality of the stroke, brothers and sisters of the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers, for I sayeth unto you, this is the last weekend of 2012. No matter what the next year may bring, odds are it won't be more ads by folks running for President or Congress.

While many cling to the superstitious custom of making New Year's resolution, Harken unto me and yield not to that temptation. For breaking one's resolution is a sin akin to eating shrimp that's way pass the 'sell by date'. That is to say, it'll come back to haunt you, one end or the other.

For those who still feel compelled to make such resolutions, may I suggest my won personal favorite?

...Being of unsound mind and even unsounder body, I hereby resolve to make no New Year's resolutions....

Just so you know, so far I'm perfect at keeping that sucker.

Can I have a big, Amen?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, December 30, 2012 11:22:02 AM

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Yeah, that there deserves a big Amen Reverend...I'd pass around the collection plate, but it looks like Scooter may have pawned it again...and since once more we are out of communion wine (hiccup)...why don't we open another keg of Beaver Breath for all the celebrants here...

Seems like the most holy thing to do, if you ask me anyway...


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, December 30, 2012 3:24:01 PM

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Brother Martini, I'm certain your 'Holy' idea for cracking open another keg of BBB is 'wholly' altruistic. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Monday, December 31, 2012 8:00:02 AM

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Location: The Tundra, United States
Good morning. It's going to be a day of watching violent slasher movies and lots of Chinese food until it's time to watch the ball drop in NYC. One of my friends brought in a case of moonshine from Kentucky that will go nice with the drink choices here.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
scooter
Posted: Monday, December 31, 2012 9:51:23 AM

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Morning has broken for the last time in 2012, lets celebrate!

Careful mentioning anything to do with alcohol in it LadyS, DirtyMartini is around here somewheres.
You've probably heard what he did to the last 30 gallons of communion wine by now. Maybe it just evaporated?
Scrap prices on brass is too tempting DM, I couldn't pass up the coins that pawn dude was offering.
I did bring in another plate that I snuck out of Yankee Stadium though, so fill her up patrons,,




Is today another un birthday for you naughtynurse, another good reason for celebration, I hear. Plus it's Monday!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, December 31, 2012 11:09:56 AM

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End-of-year greetings to all. Not unlike Lady Sharon, I'll be paying attention to vilence today, only mine will be college football bowl games. My LSU Tigers take on Clemson tonight in the Chicken Nugget Bowl in Atlanta.

You know, it occurs to me that if Lady Sharon showed up in D.C. with that case of 'shine, especially if she was dressed in her latest transparent, mini-choir robe , Congress might finally veer away from the fiscal cliff on capital hill.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, December 31, 2012 6:04:36 PM

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aGood Evening Lushkins...that's a lovely collection plate you found there Scooter...looks like it should collect a lot of dust, sort of like the last collection plate around here...

Btw, what we doing here for New Years at this fine establishment? Looks like Coma and Tose are lit up...as usual...

I think maybe Sharon needs to break out that moonshine...might be good as a chaser for the Beaver Breath...can't hurt anyway...

On another note...it looks like the ball dropped already in Australia...


Cheers,
Alan.
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nicola
Posted: Monday, December 31, 2012 7:37:32 PM

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lol @ Alan. Great gif!

Happy New Year to the owner and all the patrons of the friendliest bar in the metropolis. Cheers! occasion5

The smoked salmon and champagne breakfast, a tradition, went down a treat this morning. I'm about ready for my power nap now...sleepy2
scooter
Posted: Monday, December 31, 2012 11:02:27 PM

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I don't care what day it is,
I'm buying!
nicola
Posted: Tuesday, January 01, 2013 1:00:21 AM

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scooter wrote:
I don't care what day it is,
I'm buying!


I need to make some calls, will see you with a *few* friends shortly...evil4
DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, January 01, 2013 2:39:52 AM

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Did someone say Scooter was buying??? I think I might have some friends waiting outside as well...




You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

scooter
Posted: Tuesday, January 01, 2013 8:23:46 AM

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I went and got our collection plate out of hock just for the occasion nicola and Alan.

Bring on all those friends, I'll settle up with Rump next year



Here's a little toast to Lushes sexiest Matriarch, and a eventful 2013

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