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i masturbated last week and in cat years that's like today, right?
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I came early this morning when I came home from work. I plan to do so again in a few.
†Jinxy Approved† 
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early this morning as a wake up still in bed
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Me, me, I did! It was nothing exciting or special, just a normal, everyday wank.
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not me..... yet anyway
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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I did in shower this morning. Why?.................Why Not? LOL
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Mmm, I did... Thinking of a special friend and feeling all horned up after writing my story hahahhaha
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Mazza wrote:Mmm, I did... Thinking of a special friend and feeling all horned up after writing my story hahahhaha SLAG!  hahahaha (me too, but i didnt wrirte a story )
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This morning watching a porn clip. Describing it in great detail afterwards to someone on the phone was much more of a turnon than the actual act itself. 
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Mazza wrote:Mmm, I did... Thinking of a special friend and feeling all horned up after writing my story hahahhaha crazydiamond wrote:SLAG! hahahaha (me too, but i didnt wrirte a story ) CurlyGirly wrote:This morning watching a porn clip. Describing it in great detail afterwards to someone on the phone was much more of a turnon than the actual act itself. WOW!! You Girls Rock!! HAHA
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Nikki703 wrote:
WOW!! You Girls Rock!! HAHA
I agree, Nikki! We all kinda do rock!  Thanks for posting and getting the ball (or vibes) rolling! 
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Nikki703 wrote:
WOW!! You Girls Rock!! HAHA
it's still x mas holidays... THERE'S FUCK ALL ELSE TO DO!  (excuse me for a sec...  )
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CurlyGirly wrote:I agree, Nikki! We all kinda do rock! That's why I said it!!!
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all right...I'm trying to / will be cumming real soon...I just got through reading someone's new story. (Is it fair to say the author's name, Mazza?) Rick
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx
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Mmm yes: in the shower this morning! I have a confession to make regarding the exact circumstamces, but not sure I want to admit to it in a public forum!
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when i woke up this morning
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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asleep wrote:all right...I'm trying to / will be cumming real soon...I just got through reading someone's new story. (Is it fair to say the author's name, Mazza?)
Rick Hahahaha I just spotted that!! (In truth, that's why I had to go and see to myself too! That's a pretty good sign, huh?)
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story... Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
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crazydiamond wrote:it's still x mas holidays... THERE'S FUCK ALL ELSE TO DO! (excuse me for a sec... ) Ha ha, CD, that totally reminded me of this... "friggin' in the riggin', there was fuck all else to dooo..."
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story... Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
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Mazza wrote:
Ha ha, CD, that totally reminded me of this...
"friggin' in the riggin', there was fuck all else to dooo..."
OMG!! I havent heard that in years!!! " he stuffed his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper" One of the best lyrics ever, HAHA!!
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Nikki703 wrote:
OMG!! I havent heard that in years!!! "he stuffed his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper" One of the best lyrics ever, HAHA!!
Ha ha, it made me laugh when I was a good deal younger!!! Was incredibly naughty!! I must give the whole album a listen at some point...
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story... Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
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I have not cum yet today. Who wants to help me accomplish that??
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I came using the power of my mind, well, my hand helped too. I was thinking about somebody on Lush, which I don't do very often. It made me explode :)
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I haven't today and I think I'm getting a migraine... Maybe that would help get rid of it...
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I did while chatting with someone on LUSH and they were telling what to do and calling me their slut. It was amazing.
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Mazza wrote:I haven't today and I think I'm getting a migraine...
Maybe that would help get rid of it... ha ha, it helped a bit... (god my mind is weird) Felt better after a nap, but now self medicating with JD... 
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story... Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
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Mazza wrote:
Ha ha, it made me laugh when I was a good deal younger!!! Was incredibly naughty!!
I must give the whole album a listen at some point...
I have to listen to it too. I love Sid's "My Way". Amazing lyrics, The record shows, I fucked a bloke And did it my way. HAHA Have you ever seen the Movie? I always wanted to see it!
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Nikki703 wrote:
I have to listen to it too. I love Sid's "My Way". Amazing lyrics, The record shows, I fucked a bloke And did it my way. HAHA
Have you ever seen the Movie? I always wanted to see it!
If you mean Sid and Nancy.... movie AWESOME!
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Nikki703 wrote:
I have to listen to it too. I love Sid's "My Way". Amazing lyrics, The record shows, I fucked a bloke And did it my way. HAHA
Have you ever seen the Movie? I always wanted to see it!
For you Nikki! I have seen the film (The Great Rock and Roll Swindle), but not in years... You know, I actually fancy watching The Wall again as well...
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story... Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
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