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Is it 2013 yet? It is? oh, bother. Well, here's hoping 2013 is an improvement over 2012. note to self: Do not, under penalty of death (or worse) buy a case of 'Sam the Shampagne bubbly, the chagrin of Nutly, New Jersey...much less drink any of the stuff. Oh, yeah, and before you ask, no, I do NOT want to talk about LSU giving away the chicken nugget bowl to an ACC team last night. :( 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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What football game? I've spent half of today sending out resumes and filling out applications for new employment. As much as I love the kids, it's time for a change. I'm looking at writing gigs I can get and I'm qualified for, and looking at neighborhood newspapers I can work at for free to gain some clippings to add to my physical portfolio and an online portfolio. I'm also looking at doing a little bit of PR for area bars as well, since I do it now for a group I belong to at school. I have to get back to filling out my LinkedIn profile, updating my resume, and copyrighting my works so no idiot can steal them and put my intellectual property out in the open without my permission.
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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Morning fellow denizens of 2013. Why not start this latest version of the decline and fall of good taste with a really tasty mug of Busty's unique take on coffee. (notice I didn't categorize that taste as good or bad) There's also some doughnut holes left over from the New Year's eve food fight. This joint is still working alive with family and other low-lifes. Just as the B-I-L leaves, the future D-I-L shows up. Door hinges on the fridge are about to wear out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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I'm rejoicing in the victory of Northwestern winning I think the Toilet Bowl...anywho, my Wildcats won and I'm working on a new piece. School starts back on the 14th and it's back to work again.
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Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
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Good Evening Lush Folk...is it still 2013? Not really sure, I slept for a while after the New Year's Eve party, but not sure for how long... Anyway...so, Miss Sharon...I heard you say something about doing PR work for local bars...maybe the good Reverend will see fit to hire your services...I wouldn't expect much in the way of pay though...he might have some of that kosher wine leftover from last year, and I believe he still has some of those fancy French pastries leftover from 2010...I thought I saw something green next to the register, and I doubt it's money in this place... Anyway...what are the chances of me getting a nice, tall mug of Beaver Breath VSOP to start off the evening's alcoholic adventure with? Pass it down and let me ponder the meaning of life and Lush here...  Cheers, Alan. 
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Hmm, DirtyMartini  Good question,,
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Oh damn...Mr. Scooter is here with the good shit... Pass that this way...will ya? 
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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Morning to all who harken unto the Lush life. Must have been some party here last night. A Sharon-size t-shirt with "Wild and Wanton Wildcat" is being clutched by an inert, Scooter-size life form sprawled over the bar. Meanwhile, Dirty Martini glasses litter the rest of the bar and there's a third sound (and smell) coming from the vicinity of the Coma and Tose table. I'd try to get 'em stirring with some of Busty's stale brewed coffee, but somethings are best left alone.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Mornin' Rump. How's about a large double-double of Busty's coffee (that Canuck-talk for double sugar and double cream)? Been kind of scarce here recently. Anything exciting going on?
Cathy discovers her husband's secret and reawakens old passions His Secret, Her New PassionA business trip becomes a voyage of exploration for two men A New SideNew Lush Stories from Seeker4
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Happy New Year everyone. Hope the holidays were good for everyone. Santa was good to me and I think I put on a couple of pounds too. Boo. As soon as it warms up, I'm going to have to get in that pool and work them off. What's new with one and all?
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I'm working on a love story that's four years in the making. It's based on a true story that has happened to me. I've gotten to the point where I can actually write about it without seeing red.
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A love story that makes you see red? Wow!
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By 'Red' did she mean, Chef?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Ohhh, now that's a thought! Yum!
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Good morning to all hearty, party aminals, ( that's Canuck for animals) You should of seen this place before we cleaned up Rump. It was all Coma n Tose's fault, with some help from Cheech n Chong n DirtyMartini. Coma And Tose were so lit up, every time I tried to talk to them, they just gave me this blank stare  Hows your Marine hanging chef, after listening to you and Sharon swap fantasies, you got me seeing red now  Can I have a Busty's double-double too please, hold the hot water and caffeine, but double up on the double Beaver Breath. 
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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(slides unopened bottle of Beaver Breath Brandy towards Scooter) Here you go, Scoot. Crack the seal, why don't you? But save some for me. I just learned the 86-year old, four-time former governor of my home state, who is fresh out of the fed pen after serving and eight-year stretch on corruption charges, is about to co-star in an A&E reality show along with his third wife, a 34-year old he married after getting out of jail. Damn but my life seems even duller now.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Hey Scootie! The Marine is worn out. And so am I.
I got one too Rump. A 90something man married his 90something sweetheart yesterday. Made me laugh.
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Here's to Rumpie and the Gang...that's you too ChefK... Have an awesome 2013. 
Please check out my newest story: "10 Items Or Less"http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/10-items-or-less.aspxOr my previous story: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/in-the-land-of-salvation-and-sin.aspx
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Morning, lusty love birds of Lush. And before you ask, no, that was not a subtle suggestion that some of you are bird brains, honest. (sips Busty brew and shudders) Have I mentioned there's a pot of Busty's coffee waiting for the unwary? It'll convince anyone 'cept the dedicated masochist that this is the perfect time and date for going back to bed. Hmmm, I'm neither dedicated nor much of a masochist. Later folks.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Have a great weekend!!! 
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Good morning. I come bearing gifts of fresh donuts, Starbucks coffee, and lots of Bailey's Irish cream. I'm hard at work on this story I want to post before Valentine's Day. I'm going to sit myself in between Coma and Tose to write. Just keep the apple martinis coming.
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Many thanks for the CBD (coffee, doughnuts, and Bailey's) your Ladyship. If the fumes surrounding Coma and Tose make your eyes water too much to see what you're doing, we might rig up a screen reader like mine so you can work w/o having to see what you're doing. Of course, drinking enough coffee and Bailey's might accomplish the same thing but then you wouldn't be able to hear the 'puter reading all your stories aloud. Just a thought. (slurp)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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I can't take the fumes any longer. I might have to come back out to the Brazos and write.
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Bring yourself on down, Ms Sharon. Will buy you a cowgirl hat, make it to a Willie Nelson concert and get you wi-fi'ed...and drunk, of course. ;)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good Evening my Lush Friends...what's happening in this happening place? Hey Sharon, I hope you weren't sitting between Coma and Tose waiting for them to give you ideas for your love story...no way could that story have a happy ending...just sayin' Nice to see Art, Buz, Chef and Mr. Scooter in the bar...at least we know they're not locked up...though the weekend ain't over yet... So...what's the drink special tonight? Looks like it's going to be a double shot of Beaver Breath with a Beaver Breath chaser... Slide it on down Reverend... Cheers, Alan.
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(opens yet another case of BBB) Before I start unscrewing the caps on these bottles, we got in a trial supply of 'Old Mule Shoe Whiskey' the best of Mule Shoe, Texas. To encourage folks to give it a try, there's a one-for-the-price-of-two special on this fine product of the Lone Star State. Just remember, don't drink this stuff and drive...you might spill some and ruin the paint job on your truck. So what'll ya have, Alan? Anyone else care to try some?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Hmmm...so, is that stuff made from genuine mule shoes? I guess I'll give it a shot...pour me a tall mug with a double shot of Beaver Breath on the side... Yeah, should get the weekend going here...and since it's one for the price of two, how could I pass that deal up? Too bad I happened to leave my wallet in the store...but, you know I'm good for it...pass the drinks Reverend...
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I didn't get locked up so much as locked down DM. Got busted for bootlegging Beaver Breath Brandy again. I need a faster get-away car, I guess.  I'm debating whether to buy this one, It's half price and has a huge trunk. 
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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Oh, come all ye feckless. The doors of the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers are open wide in invitation...and letting in one helluva draft, I might add. Our all-lusty-ladies choir, The Amazing Graces, will lead us in an inspirational chorus of, Love Lifted Me. Sister Sharon tells me it's dedicated to certain members of the deaconage, in a manner of speakin. Meanwhile, the other choir members are threatening to cover their sheer micro-mini choir robes with thermal underwear and/or sweatsuits if the congregation doesn't get inside and close those doors. A truly motivational request. Dearly beloved, you may have noticed that we are once again bereft of communal wine. And while I'm relatively sure last night's appearance by Brother Martini was just a coincidence, fact is we're once again forced to use Beaver Breath Brandy as a replacement. While no one has ever objected, our supply of this holy hooch is threatened. Brother Scooter tells us he is in need of a newer chariot to transport the eclesiastical elixir. Speed and a large, secure concealed compartment appear to be the prime requirements for the holy roller, so to speak. Anyone knowing of such a conveyance should pass along the info to Brother Scooter after service. For I sayeth unto you, it is better to give the fuzz the slip than recieve a stretch in the salt mines. Can I have a big, Amen? The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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