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BrownEyedBabyGirl89
Posted: Wednesday, December 26, 2012 2:19:42 PM

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paint for little kiddies

hot sause and paper towels?

"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
GingerKitty
Posted: Thursday, December 27, 2012 8:43:51 AM

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Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
Put the hot sauce in the paper towel and when someone grabs one to, say, blow their nose, they will get a burnt conk! Evil.

A stale, headless, inedible gingerbread person.

Dwarven Vow no 7: Goodness and love will always win!
Some of my stories:
My favourite Grotty Wee Pub
A lucky boy My Neighbour Cassie
Sexy audio You're Gorgeous
New Two Perverts, a gig and...
BrownEyedBabyGirl89
Posted: Thursday, December 27, 2012 8:49:18 AM

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a door stopper

used tissues

"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 6:05:52 AM

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paper napkins for your enemy

a slanket
saturdaynight
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 6:42:38 AM

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Location: at your back! BOO!
choir costume

swivel chair

Smile at your enemies.. It makes them crazy...

BrownEyedBabyGirl89
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 7:12:53 AM

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fun ride

swingset

"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
Guest
Posted: Friday, January 04, 2013 9:10:39 PM

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a torture device

an empty coke tin
BrownEyedBabyGirl89
Posted: Friday, January 04, 2013 11:06:10 PM

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a change purse

a bottle opener

"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
Guest
Posted: Friday, January 04, 2013 11:51:58 PM

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a tent peg

a shot glass
trinket
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 3:32:53 AM

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Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
magnifying glass

a broken fingernail
fsharp
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 5:39:47 AM

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Location: Northern Hemisphere
a sword for ants

an exhaled breath
BrownEyedBabyGirl89
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 5:55:24 AM

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fog

an old beat up pillow

"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
TJ50
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 6:20:17 AM

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Location: South Africa
Extra filling for a teddy bear

Brilliant Songs
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 7:29:39 AM

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to replace carols/hymns at every funeral, wedding and christening

a cylon's roving redeye
BrownEyedBabyGirl89
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 7:35:43 AM

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a laser beam

broken frisbees

"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 7:39:34 AM

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props in an extremely shit ufo hoax video

a shrunken head
TJ50
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 9:28:34 AM

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Location: South Africa
Attach it to a long stick and use it as a back scratcher.


Toothpaste
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 11:48:12 AM

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use it as grout for bathroom tiles

a set of dentures
BrownEyedBabyGirl89
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 2:21:24 PM

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a hole puncher

dental floss

"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
GingerKitty
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 2:37:08 PM

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Stretch it tightly across some pencils and you've got a tightrope for mice.

A computer keyboard with keys missing.

Dwarven Vow no 7: Goodness and love will always win!
Some of my stories:
My favourite Grotty Wee Pub
A lucky boy My Neighbour Cassie
Sexy audio You're Gorgeous
New Two Perverts, a gig and...
LYFBUZ
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 2:57:06 PM

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Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
For m Gener tor

Microphone
fuckedsilly
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 5:29:58 PM

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Butt plug (hope it's cordless Whistle )

a spoon

Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
BrownEyedBabyGirl89
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 5:38:09 PM

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a shovel for mice

tooth picks and matches

"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
kinkitten
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 6:59:05 PM

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glue them together and build a little doll house.

a chocolate wraper?

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/the-neighbors-boy-1.aspx
BrownEyedBabyGirl89
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 7:00:32 PM

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a raft for the ants

bees wax

"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 12:04:53 AM

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the mice can use it to shine their whiskers

a carrot
GingerKitty
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 5:53:13 AM

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That's a little too easy... A butt plug, of course!

A priceless ancient parchment.

Dwarven Vow no 7: Goodness and love will always win!
Some of my stories:
My favourite Grotty Wee Pub
A lucky boy My Neighbour Cassie
Sexy audio You're Gorgeous
New Two Perverts, a gig and...
TJ50
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 7:23:52 AM

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Location: South Africa
Wrapping for a modern book.


Raindrops
BrownEyedBabyGirl89
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 7:38:47 AM

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food for the ants

warn out chairs

"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 8:21:17 AM

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thrones for the queen of england

a laundry basket
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