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WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, January 02, 2010 5:46:42 PM

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Need to tie a pork chop around his neck and smear lard on his body, just to encourage the other neighborhood dogs to play with him.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 02, 2010 6:01:03 PM

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I'm Going up on the porch for awhile.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 03, 2010 2:18:02 AM

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OOOh!
Shameless can't run with the big dogs anymore?crybaby
lol
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 03, 2010 7:45:38 AM

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Shameless is getting down off the porch now ,, ! And as far as starxedlvr ,, and WellMadeMale smearing lard on me ,, lets don't do that again ,, I ate the porkchop ,, but the lard took several trips through the car wash.
xenthenk
Posted: Sunday, January 03, 2010 3:33:05 PM

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Location: Saint Louis, MO, United States
shameless009 has been filling the dishwashing detergent part of his dishwasher with his cum for the past 6 years. His plates have been shiny and slick ever since.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 03, 2010 3:50:59 PM

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Welcome to the Forums xenthenk.hello2

Xenthenk is the oldest member on lush.kekekegay
Pixie
Posted: Sunday, January 03, 2010 3:53:07 PM

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Necho loves me! Oh wait.....thats true! LOL

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 03, 2010 3:53:58 PM

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Pixie wrote:
Necho loves me! Oh wait.....thats true! LOL


*Hugs my Pixie:)*
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 03, 2010 3:58:49 PM

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Necho really doesn't like fine womens lingere ,, she likes Canadian Union Suits.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 03, 2010 4:26:17 PM

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Shameless just spent his $500,000 Christmas bonus on new lingere for himself at Victoria's Secretsheepholy thatshot
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 03, 2010 5:22:02 PM

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My God I just love that store!
xenthenk
Posted: Monday, January 04, 2010 9:18:57 AM

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Not only that, bus shamless also loves to jack himself off IN the store. By "the store" i mean the grocery store. The cereal aisle gets him really hard.
xenthenk
Posted: Monday, January 04, 2010 9:18:57 AM

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Not only that, bus shamless also loves to jack himself off IN the store. By "the store" i mean the grocery store. The cereal aisle gets him really hard.
LadySharon
Posted: Monday, January 04, 2010 10:26:12 AM

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xenthenk knows this because he's the one who wiped shameless's cum off the froot loops cereal boxes.

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B-rock
Posted: Monday, January 04, 2010 8:19:57 PM

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Have you heard? Lady Sharon never writes off anything when she does her taxes. She love doing her civic duty.
stuart1975
Posted: Wednesday, January 06, 2010 7:49:41 AM

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B_Rock knows this because hes the one thst does sharon's taxes
sassycheergirl
Posted: Wednesday, January 06, 2010 11:31:32 AM

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stuarts into the whole gay porn thing


*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



Sassy
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, January 06, 2010 12:37:04 PM

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sassycheergirl wrote:
stuarts into the whole gay porn thing


SassyCheerGirl - a habitual Lush name-changing darling, didn't invent bisexuality, but she has modified it to mean something entirely different than the accepted definition of the last century.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 06, 2010 1:22:10 PM

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Wellmademale has secret world domination plans. Starting with wooing all the lushies... even the boyskekekegay
fredatpell
Posted: Wednesday, January 06, 2010 1:36:26 PM

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necho loves the produce dept. of any store
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, January 06, 2010 4:33:34 PM

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Fred is planning to prank his city's residents come April 1st, by reversing valves at the waste-water treatment plant.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 07, 2010 1:27:24 AM

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WellMadeMan was actually made using all dead body parts! tongue6
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, January 07, 2010 11:38:35 AM

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X-man is the cantankerous and still daring 83 yr old chairman of the board of Fruit-of-the-Loom. He promotes his company's mainstay, the tightie-whitey - whenever possible. You may remember seeing his bottom and his crotch plastered all over various billboards in Times Square, back in the 1950's.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 07, 2010 12:38:13 PM

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WellmadeMale has a beer fetish, hence the profile picture...
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 07, 2010 10:55:31 PM

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Necho enables WMM's fetish by frequently acting as his bar wench, serving him beer while nude!
occasion5
stuart1975
Posted: Friday, January 08, 2010 5:52:30 AM

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star know this because she is also one of well's bar wenchs
WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, January 08, 2010 9:06:14 AM

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Meanwhile...at the club...

After the girls served me my frosty ales, I was fortunate to experience nearly nude Necho as she climbed upon my seated frame and proceeded to grind her lithe, petite and stacked self upon my lap as StarxedLvr was shedding her garments and was giving me a floor dance for the ages, at my feet.

I caught a blur of pasty flesh out of the corner of my eye and I looked up momentarily from the pleasures provided by my two nubile bar wenches, only to notice that Stu was vying for - and succeeding to grab my attention, by stripping on stage, down to his red skivvies, then performing what can only be described as indecent acts with the brass stripper pole. I didn't know one could thrust hips and chest simultaneously!

Stu had also (fortunately for him) managed to gain the leering, drooling gazes of five burly, just-paid, ship-welders sitting front row center; the three of us witnessed those masculine metal workers, manhandling poor Stuart something fierce, stuffing dollar bills down his thong - front and back...while passing Stu around like a rag doll. He had a crooked grin on his face...his g-string decorated with paper money, he looked a bit like a de-leafed sunflower pod - with a red speedo wrapped around it's stem.

Good times in Club Zafia last night.

Stu, please wipe that pole down with Windex before you leave the stage next time, will'ya bud?

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
stuart1975
Posted: Friday, January 08, 2010 9:48:43 AM

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This is wwm's first real job in over 17 years since the last episode of cheers and was homless up until he became a mod, going through just about every kinda of therapy for his drinking problemoccasion5
Guest
Posted: Friday, January 08, 2010 9:01:36 PM

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Stu, we talked about you using my damn pole!
Clean that shit up!cussing
stuart1975
Posted: Saturday, January 09, 2010 9:19:53 AM

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starxedlvr wrote:
Stu, we talked about you using my damn pole!
Clean that shit up!cussing
speaking of Shit, dear your suppose to dance against the pole not take it up your ass. evil4
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