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Kanga40
Posted: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 10:34:37 PM

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Batman
Posted: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 11:06:00 PM

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer,
I take one down and drink it myself
and never touch those lips again.

No wonder why men drank.


Bat
techgoddess
Posted: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 11:44:56 PM

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I'm with you Bat....those women are pretty scary looking!occasion5

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apesintheak
Posted: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 11:53:18 PM

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But which lips were they talking about? ;)
Kanga40
Posted: Wednesday, June 25, 2008 1:39:49 AM

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I really can't imagine a man being interested in any lips they have!
apesintheak
Posted: Wednesday, June 25, 2008 1:55:25 AM

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True, but there may be some out there who would be.

Geez, alcohol over kissing, though? Ridiculous choice. =P
Kanga40
Posted: Wednesday, June 25, 2008 4:05:33 AM

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I think most guys would have to be drunk to look at that lot!
Then they'd be out of the race anyway.
Angela
Posted: Thursday, July 31, 2008 6:08:59 PM

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I think all those women auditioned for the role of Morticia in the Addams Family.
SusanEngland
Posted: Friday, August 01, 2008 6:37:41 AM

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They should have been locked in a cell one by one with sex sickos
Zafia
Posted: Friday, August 01, 2008 7:27:45 AM

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This "lot" looks like the main reason men would drink.....occasion5 ....lol

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."





Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 18, 2009 11:47:56 PM

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LoL this was funny... no wonder it didnt work:)

Skip to 2009 and we have the Tui girls creating em booze
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 19, 2009 5:06:55 AM

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I could see me being the town drunk ,,If that was all I had to look at in the way of women!

SHAME on Shameless!
Mr_Sfstk8d
Posted: Thursday, November 19, 2009 11:24:36 AM

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Angela wrote:
I think all those women auditioned for the role of Morticia in the Addams Family.


Unfortunately, they were overqualified.

Except, noticeably, in the Macabre Sexy criteria. Hmmmphf.
Primal
Posted: Monday, November 23, 2009 4:13:30 AM

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In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade


En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, November 24, 2009 8:23:57 PM

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What the hell does 'fap' mean?dontknow
Primal
Posted: Wednesday, November 25, 2009 5:23:51 AM

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Oneline wrote:
What the hell does 'fap' mean?dontknow



I was joking, because the women are unattractive (to me).


Definition of "fap".



In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade


En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 26, 2009 8:48:19 AM

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Could be that we have been misled into thinking that self pleasuring just happens naturally,, After seeing those women,,I think some man invented it to avoid those gals.
nicola
Posted: Thursday, November 26, 2009 11:54:12 AM

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Primal wrote:


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Mathusela
Posted: Friday, November 27, 2009 5:44:52 PM

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Angela wrote:
I think all those women auditioned for the role of Morticia in the Addams Family.


But Morticia was HOT!
jlewis5150
Posted: Friday, June 11, 2010 2:57:56 AM

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I think I'd make an attempt at drinking myself to death

I'm always perving...
skiierman
Posted: Friday, June 11, 2010 7:24:16 AM

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along the same lines............ Someone once said to Winston Churchill, If I was your wife I would poison your drink. To which he replied, Madam if I were your husband I'd drink it.
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 11, 2010 10:05:17 AM

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skiierman wrote:
along the same lines............ Someone once said to Winston Churchill, If I was your wife I would poison your drink. To which he replied, Madam if I were your husband I'd drink it.


I've heard that and laughed my ass off.
ReallyHard
Posted: Friday, June 18, 2010 11:11:33 AM

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skiierman wrote:
along the same lines............ Someone once said to Winston Churchill, If I was your wife I would poison your drink. To which he replied, Madam if I were your husband I'd drink it.

Also attributed to Sir Winston Churchill:

"Sir, you're drunk!"

"Yes, madam, I am, and you're ugly; in the morning, I shall be sober."

Making Do

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Guest
Posted: Friday, June 18, 2010 1:12:36 PM

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Gotta love Winnie.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, July 02, 2010 8:16:03 AM

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If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 02, 2010 10:40:43 AM

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I don't drink.... but I still don't want theeem.... ehhh...
budwilliams
Posted: Friday, March 23, 2012 9:43:33 PM

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I would NEED to be drunk to touch thatPint Drunk
WickedShads
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 2:51:04 PM

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"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
MarySweets
Posted: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 6:08:03 AM

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I was in a play last year and we had a group of anti-alcohol ladies in the group. LMAO. Thanks for the memories.

"Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken."

Simone de Beauvoir
Buz
Posted: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 6:12:05 AM

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Yikes! I'd be a falling down drunk!


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