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LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 11:35:34 AM

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AMEN! A new shipment of communal wine is coming in this week. I have some wine on reserve inside of your office, Rev. Rump.

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 2:45:34 PM

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This one might work Scootie. Needs a little work but you can handle it.



Oh! Ramen Rump.
Dirty_D
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 3:29:57 PM

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R-Amen!

Ive finished off the moscoto here. Why is it so cold and rainy?? can I get something else to warm up with? Ill share my chicken enchilada soup if someone wants a yummy warming dinner!

LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 3:44:57 PM

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I have a giant fleece blanket, NN. Does that work?

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Dirty_D
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 4:03:48 PM

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Sounds cozzy!

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 4:34:58 PM

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While that soup sounds good, my favorite warming food has always been a warm, juicy tuna taco. ;)

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scooter
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 12:02:34 AM

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Bravo, all you guys,

That means all the ladies too. I sometimes wonder why bars are so cool.

Amen Mr Rump,

scooterRegaeman Man
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 4:59:54 AM

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Happy 'First Monday of 2013' to everyo...uh, what's that you say? Sorry, but I'm afraind that would be, for me at least, anatomically impossible. Sorry about that.

Anyway, what would another crappy Monday morning be without a pot of Busty's unique take on coffee to make your insides feel as bad as the outside? (sips from mug...shudders) Go ahead, try some. It's Monday. What do you have to lose? Besides, there's a fresh case of Beaver Breath Brandy available for emergencies.

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LadySharon
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 10:22:28 AM

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I'll take the Beaver Breath Brandy.

Tonight I get to cheer on my fellow Midwesterners Notre Dame pulverize the Alabama Crimson Tide tonight from my living room. I'm getting my viewing of Rudy in today and wearing the cheerleader uniform. Go Irish!


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 3:34:21 PM

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No doubt about it, Sharon, ND should be the biggest test for the SEC against a midwestern team in the national championship game since Ohio State made its back-to-back appearances. ;)

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Guest
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 4:02:10 PM

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This is me raising my right hand and swearing I will never go to the store hungry again. When the Marines are out to sea or the halls of Montezuma or wherever it is they go, this fair maiden subsists on frozen food. I hate to cook for one and really don't know how. So I eat a lot of frozen food. I out did myself on chips and french onion dip, doritos and any other kinds of junk that looked good in my hungry state. I spent $140.00 on shit. 6 tard
Of course I remembered a 12 pack and 2 bottles of wine too. Here's my weather for the week so I'd better get that pool cleaned to be able to swim off the pounds I'm looking at in my cupboard of junk.

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 5:06:06 PM

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Chef, if I could post music vids, I'd look up 'Junk Food Junkie' by, I think, Louden Wainwright, and dedicate it to you. But I can't, so I'll have to do so in absentia, or something like that.

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 5:18:03 PM

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Good Evening there my Lush-type friends...hope everyone survived their first Monday of 2013...rumor has it there's more to come...

Hey Scooter...what you need, a new vehicle? My neighbor is selling this, he says it has low mileage...if you're interested, let me know...tell him you know me and he won't charge you too much extra...



Anyway...I think a large mug of Beaver Breath is in order for now...trying to get the fact that it's still Monday out of my mind, and a tall mug of BB should be a good start...

Cheers,
Alan.
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LadySharon
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 7:56:32 PM

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The fighting Irish are playing like a bunch of drunks. The score is 27-0 Alabama in the 2nd quarter. Don't be too surprised if I'm in a Crimson Tide football jersey.

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Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 9:20:21 PM

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(slides tall glass of BBB over to Alan. Gives Sharon a full bottle.)

It's now 42-7 'Bama over ND. Sharon, this is just the opinion of a guy forced to listen to the game, but ND isn't playing like a drunk so much as against Alabama.

That 'Bama beat my LSU Tigers on a last second TD is no real comfort, but knowing LSU and three other SEC teams have combines to win the last seven BCS titles is a warm fuzzy.

I'll drink to that.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, January 08, 2013 7:46:46 AM

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Happy, Titty Tuesday, y'all. The caffine fairy dropped off a mercy shipment of her coffee. Now even ND fans have something to cheer about.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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CurlyGirly
Posted: Tuesday, January 08, 2013 7:59:50 AM

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WooHoo! I finally made it back for a Titty Tuesday. I was thinking about cutting down on coffee and switching to tea. This looks like a fine establishment to try. Maybe we could have a field trip there or something. evil4





It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 08, 2013 10:11:29 AM

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Hey Rump! Sing it for me will ya?evil4
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 08, 2013 10:36:19 AM

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I found it RUMP!! It's by Larry Groce.

LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, January 08, 2013 12:31:14 PM

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*crawls in reeking of man sweat, cum, and Gatorade* Is the dumpster pool filled with water?

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 08, 2013 1:00:34 PM

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Yes it is. Jump on in with me and tell me your tales. In other words, lets gossip. DETAILSSS!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, January 08, 2013 2:15:36 PM

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Sounds like Her Ladyship has been keeping busy, no doubt trying to assuage the grief of ND fans.

Thanks for the link, Chef. Can I join you and Sharon in the hot tub? I promise not to look, honest.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, January 08, 2013 4:38:01 PM

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Rump, you can always look. I began with the tailgate parties in the parking lot to the stadium, wearing the Crimson Tide tee shirt. I made out with a lot of guys, and some females as well. When that was done, I put on a Fighting Irish tee shirt and did the same thing, and going into the locker rooms to wish the men good luck. I guess their minds were on me sexing all of them before the game and they played poorly. After the game, I wandered into the Tide's locker room, and you know, we really celebrated.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, January 08, 2013 5:23:34 PM

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Bet that hottie beauty queen gf of the Tide QB resented you showing up and grabbing all the attention.

As for the hot tub invite, don't forget, we blind 'see' with our fingertips. ;)

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, January 09, 2013 10:44:51 AM

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It's noon: do you know where your morning went? Me neither.

Heard on NPR that in a national favorability survey, Congress came in at 9% That's below traffic jams and head lice but ahead of North Korea and Lindsey Lohan. But the way I figger things, if all 538 keep on keeping on, they can sink even lower.

Look out below!

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Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, January 09, 2013 12:07:47 PM

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Hey all...

I'm ill, I'm going to make one of Mazza's special hot toddies and hope for the best...

Saw this and thought I'd share with you lovely lot

nicola
Posted: Wednesday, January 09, 2013 9:34:10 PM

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I hear Alan hasn't been looking after his pooch properly, he's giving it bizarre haircuts, and letting it roam around the neighbourhood!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/01/10/09/01/residents-mistake-labradoodle-for-lion

Rawr!

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Posted: Wednesday, January 09, 2013 11:20:52 PM

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Pour Wine Pour Wine

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Iain69
Posted: Thursday, January 10, 2013 2:06:49 AM

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Mazza wrote:
Hey all...

I'm ill, I'm going to make one of Mazza's special hot toddies and hope for the best...

Saw this and thought I'd share with you lovely lot



Mmm: I wonder: does your special hot toddy recipe contain Jack Daniels by any chance? Anyway hope it does the trick and you,re feeling better!

Did you know it's national hot toddy day on 11th January: so you were. A couple of days early......
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, January 10, 2013 5:28:30 AM

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Morning, Lush lusters and lusterettes. Go ahead and help yourself to a cup of Busty's coffee. Remember, that which doesn't kill us can still make us sick as dogs, or something like that. Beaver Breath Brandy is available for pre or post ingestion needs. (sip, shiver)

Welcome to Rumplations, Iain, and thanks for the 'heads-up about 'Hot Toddy Day'.

Semi-serious query: Was it me and/or my screen reader messing up or did the lights go out around here yesterday?

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