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I am sure we all have things we say that may sound a bit egotistical but are JOKES, or say things that just make us laugh. Remember, not what others say, but what YOU say and then it cracks you up. Feel free to share!
Here are two of mine to get things rolling.....
"I am going to go take a hot shower. It is like a normal shower, but I am in it." LOL That always makes me laugh. (I am sure folks here will start using it now. LOL)
"Daddy likes to drive the curves." It is true... but it always makes me laugh when I say it. If people knew me outside of here they would get it. I am socially reserved, and like I posted in another thread, I have been asked more than once if I was a Minister. Um... NOPE!!!! lol
Ok... now YOUR turn...... GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Just noticed... might be the wrong forum section.... Mods... please feel free to move to the appropriate section. Sorry. <g>
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Seems okay for now here John.
Mine are not usually sayings, just something random. I'm a bad one for stupid puns too. I'll be interested to hear others comments though.
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"I told them we've already got one" gets me every time. :)
 Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
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having a good time with friends
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Deez Nuts!!! Makes me crack up every time.
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"Playdohnuts"- curse that I would use in school. Nobody knew what it meant. Teachers would get mad. Classmates would laugh at their attempts to punish me. Ha ha ha !! Playdoh Nuts- little specks of playdoh (or any type of dough) stuck to your hand or clothes.
Example: urgh! There's mud on my shoes. Playdohnuts!!!
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Understatements - maybe because I'm British and it's supposed to be an aspect of our national character.
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Gutter-sluts and bubble-butts
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