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Hey, whatever works to spice up things!
Congrats
Practice what you know, and it will help to make clear what now you do not know. — Rembrandt
There is poetry as soon as we realize that we possess nothing. — John Cage
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There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.-- The Diamond Sutra
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Man out on the town goes to a dance sees a nice babe and says "Man would I like to get in those pants"
Women says "No thanks I have one asshole in there all ready"
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Man, I wouldn't like to be in your shoes!
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There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.-- The Diamond Sutra
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 What the fuck is Spider Man doing? He's found a new job, perhaps.
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Spider-Man's most renowned rogues.
Villain First appearance:
Alistair Smythe was destined to finish what his father Spencer Smythe began as well as avenging his father's death who he blames on Spider-Man and J. Jonah Jameson.
He created new Spider-Slayers, and became one himself dubbing himself now as "the Spider-Slayer". He is also responsible for directly killing Marla Jameson, the wife of J. Jonah Jameson. Well, he's the one shaking hands with Spiderman here through the glory hole.
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 When you ejaculate in your hand and throw it in a girls face.
Like the 'superman dat hoe' payback scheme, when a man is dissastisfied from not getting any sex from his partner, he'll ejaculate onto his hand and quickly throw it onto his partner's face in wrist-flicking motion.
DUDE! my bitch didn't gimme what i wanted, so i did spiderman dat hoe on her HAHA
A sexual act similar to superman dat hoe. When your woman wont get down with you, you wait until she is asleep and cum in her hand. Then, stick her hand someplace: her face, the pillow, the bedside table, etc. When she wakes up, she'll seem like spiderman!
she wouldn't put out, so i had to spiderman dat hoe last night. bitch woke up with the alarm clock stuck to her hand!
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Diosa Canales Looking for a Glory Hole.
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CREATE YOUR WON SPEEDOMETER. Rotation
The key to a stationary bike's ability to measure your speed comes from the basic physics of rotation. When a wheel spins, the material at any point on that wheel moves a fixed distance for every rotation. An object on the edge of the wheel will move a distance exactly equal to the diameter of the wheel. This distance remains constant no matter how fast the wheel is spinning.
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Finally, you may notice how a wire goes from the machine to any part of her body, probably measuring body temperature. 
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