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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, January 14, 2013 4:40:04 PM

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Posts: 2,900
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,

SLIPPERY! You sweet thang. Of course your drinks are free, more or less. I'll just put them on Dirty Martini's tab. He'll never notice much less pay.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, January 14, 2013 4:50:49 PM

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Good Afternoon Lushkins...damn, it's sort of crowded here...did I hear somebody say something about free drinks? Happens to be my favorite kind of drink...pass a couple this way to get me started...

Chef, if the worse thing that ever happened in that pool was somebody farting it wouldn't be so bad...don't even really want to think about it, but it might be time to toss Coma and Tose in there for their yearly bath...I don't know whose turn it'll be to change the water afterwards, just know it's not mine...dontknow

Hey Nic...I wasn't the one dressing up the dog as a lion, but my cousin Donald had a dog that really looked sort of like a lion...used to scare the kids...it was real big and looked something like this...it's a chow chow actually, and he had two of them at once...



Anyway...oh, I see the sign over on the wall "Buy two drinks, get one free"...hmmm, let me get the free one for now, and I'll be back later for the other two...

Cheers,
Alan.
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MissyLuvsYa
Posted: Monday, January 14, 2013 5:46:28 PM

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I'd like to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BUZ!!!!! Have a great birthday sweetie!!!!
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, January 14, 2013 6:25:32 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 2,900
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Missy, if saying 'Happy Birthday' to the B-Man floats your boat, then go right ahead. And while your at it, pass along my best to the old Bulldog.

(slides tall glass full of Old Mule Shoe Whiskey towards Alan, follwed by a slightly smaller one with Beaver Breath Brandy) Here you go, Brother Martini. Not sure how you'll react to the pride of Mule Shoe, Texas (it's sort of an acquired taste) so I'm sending along the BBB to ease any strain you might suffer.

Just call me 'The Ever Mercifull' Rumple. glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Monday, January 14, 2013 10:02:52 PM

Rank: Big-Haired Bitch

Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 4,684
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
Haha....Rump just called me sweet. You poor misguided thing. drunken



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

Southern_Sass
Posted: Tuesday, January 15, 2013 3:27:57 AM

Rank: Miss Sassy Pants

Joined: 3/14/2010
Posts: 6,522
Location: Ridin the Waves of Lush, United States
Happy Birthday Scoochie!!!!!

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, January 15, 2013 6:05:27 AM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 2,900
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Morning, and a big, Happy Birthday, to Scooter. Please note that being the dedicated perv he is, Scoot arranged to have his B-Day fall on, Titty Tuesday. That guy is always thinking...just don't ask about what.

The weather's crappy out here, east of Luckenback. How crappy, you ask? Well, since you asked, even Busty's coffee is better than this weather. (sips, shivers)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, January 15, 2013 6:44:52 AM

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Location: Ohio
Good morning Rump n friends n fellow birthday celebrants,

Thank you miss sassy pants and back at you lady Capricorn. So, I guess we have like four b-days today!
Buz, southern sass, Martin Luther King and me Pint Drunk All I can say is; our moms and dads must of been pretty busy nine months agoevil4
It was a team effort Rump. We decided on Tittie Tuesday this year for two reasons. We kinda get two nice and soft, but firm and perky presents
instead of just one.

Now, where's all them bewbies slippery!
DragonJLW
Posted: Tuesday, January 15, 2013 8:36:10 AM

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I want to be the first in here to wish My Love Sassy a very



sugarbabe
Posted: Tuesday, January 15, 2013 10:57:06 AM

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCOOTER PIE!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUZ BONO!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOUTHERN SASS!!!
Let's Get This PARTY Started.....
If you want wet and wild go to the HOT TUB outback, or

come on in and get WET and Wild!

and here's a toast to them all!!!


sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 15, 2013 1:17:27 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
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Happy birthday to all my friends in Rumple's place. We'll be celebrating for days around here. As long as someone is buying.
I think it's about time for the annual wash down of Coma and Tose. We charge a quarter a splash and a dime for a splash of Dawn and we'll have buying power down at the Discount House of Liquors to stock the bar again for the Spring.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, January 15, 2013 2:45:26 PM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Dragon, welcome to this pot hole on the great info highway.

Scooter, I always thought MLK was born on a Monday, you know, just like Lincoln and Washington.

Y'all pipe down about the spring cleaning of you-know-who. Don't want a repeat of last year when they slid under the table. Made cleaning them up twice as hard.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
NymphWriter
Posted: Tuesday, January 15, 2013 3:19:22 PM

Rank: Unicorn Rider

Joined: 8/1/2012
Posts: 1,114
Location: Las Vegas, United States
I have to share some of my favorite "bar" songs here... as this seems like the right place for them.

So... why we come to the bar in the first place!



t1517

NymphWriter
Posted: Tuesday, January 15, 2013 3:24:10 PM

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Joined: 8/1/2012
Posts: 1,114
Location: Las Vegas, United States
How many of us have gone 10 Rounds with my old buddy with Jose Cuervo? Pint Drunk




NymphWriter
Posted: Tuesday, January 15, 2013 3:29:23 PM

Rank: Unicorn Rider

Joined: 8/1/2012
Posts: 1,114
Location: Las Vegas, United States
And finally... after a wonderful night of partying at our favorite honky-tonk & cyber bar RUMPLATIONS... how I feel thanks to my good friend... Jose Cuervo!



toast Here's to partying too hard... and waking up to something wonderful & sexy in your bed!

sheepholy

Dani
Posted: Tuesday, January 15, 2013 4:06:37 PM

Rank: Big-Haired Bitch

Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 4,684
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
Birthdays...titties...Tuesdays. It's all so much to keep up with. So here, 2 birds, one stone...so to speak.





Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, January 15, 2013 4:48:12 PM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Nymph, welcome tto this oasis of retro charm and sophistication. Anyone who can run into posting snags on their first three posts should fit right in around here.

Slippery, feel free to rub a bit of your enthusiasm off on me. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, January 15, 2013 5:38:38 PM

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Joined: 12/25/2010
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Location: Under Your Bed, United States
I see what you did there, Rascal Rump. I shan't be rubbing anything on you anytime soon...you 'ole dog, you!

Unless it's sunscreen....you've been laying in that spot for quite some time now with only those 2 hats to protect you from the sun. You should be as crisp as bacon by now.



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, January 15, 2013 6:02:34 PM

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Good Evening Lushketeers...Looks like there's a bit of a party going on here...I see since it's cold outside, Rump turned the doorway into a Polish refrigerator as we call it around here...



Hey Scooter...I like that birthday cake you had imported from Colorado...let me know when it's time to cut it...



Anyway...Happy Birthday Buz, Miss Holly, Scooter, Martin, and anyone else I may or may not have missed...

In the meantime, pass me down a tall mug of Beaver Breath...
Cheers,
Alan.
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CurlyGirly
Posted: Tuesday, January 15, 2013 6:35:49 PM

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Joined: 10/5/2012
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Hope I'm not too late for the Birthday party. Happy Birthday, Kids! I hope it was a good one! occasion9





It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, January 15, 2013 7:09:34 PM

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Location: The Tundra, United States
Happy birthday to Holly and Scooter.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, January 16, 2013 6:19:08 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Is it, Wednesday? It is? Then I'm in the right place. (sigh)

Got a breakfast buffet (couldn't get Warren or Jimmy to stop by) for loyal customers both hungover and the really, really hungover. The nenu includes, Slim Jims, fried pork skins, pickled pigs feet, link sausage made of unidentifiable ingrediants, and hot pistachio nuts if Terrance won't complain too much. Some conbination of the above should be enough to smooth out the taste of Busty's coffee. If not, there's still a bottle or two of Beaver Breath Brandy left, I hope. (sips, trembles)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Wednesday, January 16, 2013 10:55:58 AM

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I'm not sure if it's Wednesday or not, we just got started drinking on Tuesday?
Anyways, can we get four more over here Rump!

meanwhile,
I'd like to petition for Hump day to become; Windy Wednesday,
The perfect day for cutting loose in the Dumpster Spa.



Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 16, 2013 12:15:55 PM

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Windy Wednesday. That's funny.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, January 16, 2013 9:28:25 PM

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Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,790
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
Good Evening my Lushketeer Friends...nice pictures there Mr. Scooter...I see you survived another birthday party, and that's always a good sign...we didn't need another dead body laying around anyway...Coma and Tose are enough...

A big "Howdy" to Chef, Sharon, CurlyG, Slippery2012, NymphW, and anyone else who I might have missed...

Hey Reverend...let me get a tall mug of Beaver Breath, with a Beaver Breath chaser...and a double shot of Beaver Breath on the side for good measure...just, um...put it on my tab...

Speaking of my tab...in a serious effort to pay that off...alright, attempt to make a dent...as well as possibly pay some other bills...I am making my Lushketeer friends an offer of a lifetime...and I don't make this offer to just anyone...

As some may know, I do have a book out...a fine collection of 78 poems and 4 of the finest short stories the literary world has ever seen...

I Often Wonder: a collection of poetry and prose [Paperback]
http://www.amazon.com/Often-Wonder-collection-poetry-prose/dp/0615690815

The book normally sells on Amazon for $19.95...but, I am able to offer my bar friends here a rare opportunity to purchase a copy signed by yours truly for just $15.00 plus $3.00 shipping...a grand total of approximately $18.00...payable to my PayPal account...my e-mail is: Exakta66@gmail.com

Should any of you fine appreciators of literary masterpieces be interested...send me a note with your address...that price included shipping anywhere here in the U.S.A...other countries would be more, of course...

So...in the meantime...pass the drinks Rev. Rumpskin...

Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, January 17, 2013 3:25:31 PM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Greetings, seekers after sexual satiation. Slept in this morning. Felt a tad crappy. Think it was less some cold bug than all the hot rum toddies I had consumed...for medicimal purposes only, of course.

Best of luck with the new book, Alan. Soon as we attract some literate customers, I'm sure it'll be a bestseller here at Rumplations.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
CurlyGirly
Posted: Thursday, January 17, 2013 8:35:56 PM

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Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 1,778
Location: United States
*knock* *knock* Anyone in here??



Darn! Looks like I missed everyone. I'll try again later! evil4



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



scooter
Posted: Friday, January 18, 2013 12:46:20 PM

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Hey CurlyGirly,

Nice set a knockers you got there.
I think every one scatterd when DirtyMartini started his sales pitch there. Lfunny L16
I'm kidding Alan.

Come on in CG and have a drink. I happen to have about 18 bucks we can spend all upevil4
Guest
Posted: Friday, January 18, 2013 4:18:03 PM

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Happy Friday my friends. Scoot has the first round. I'll get the second. Well, after the dust clears from Alan sliding in to the place and onto a bar stool once he hears someone else is buying.
LadySharon
Posted: Friday, January 18, 2013 5:44:44 PM

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Location: The Tundra, United States
Howdy barflies. Happy Freaky Friday!

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
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