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techgoddess
Posted: Sunday, May 04, 2008 4:34:58 AM

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Just had to share this....it's been around for awhile, but bears repeating....it may save a man's life!!

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

(A)DANGEROUS (B)SAFER (C)SAFEST (D)ULTRA SAFE:

(A) What's for dinner?
(B) Can I help you with dinner?
(C) Where would you like to go for dinner?
(D) Here, have some wine.

(A) Are you wearing that?
(B) Wow, you sure look good in brown!
(C) WOW! Look at you!
(D) Here, have some wine

(A) What are you so worked up about?
(B) Could we be overreacting?
(C) Here's my paycheck
(D) Here, have some wine.

(A) Should you be eating that?
(B) You know, there are a lot of apples left.
(C) Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
(D) Here, have some wine.

(A) What did you DO all day?
(B) I hope you didn't over-do it today.
(C) I've always loved you in that robe!
(D) Here, have some more wine.

3601

~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
Batman
Posted: Sunday, May 04, 2008 7:15:26 AM

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(A) Wine is fatting
(B) Would you like me step on the grapes and make some more wine?
(C) Let me pull the cork out cause that's not the bottle you're pulling on.
(D) You can still see & walk & TALK - Have some more wine.
toast

Bat
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Posted: Sunday, May 04, 2008 10:22:40 AM

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Still True and Still Funny Tech.
techgoddess
Posted: Monday, May 05, 2008 2:54:24 PM

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I think relationships would go more smoothly if both men and women had cheat sheets on how to handle those situations that might lead to loud discussions....lol.

~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
Guest
Posted: Monday, May 05, 2008 3:10:00 PM

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I can spot when the War Dept.® is having a Hormone day as soon as I wake up; it's written all across her face. It immediately signals a good day to go fishing.
Guest
Posted: Monday, May 05, 2008 3:27:11 PM

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Funny I was talking to hubs last night and he said, have a glass of wine......

Then he reminded me that I had sent him this. LOL
Batman
Posted: Monday, May 05, 2008 10:05:55 PM

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Do you all notice that Chef and hubby are in Differant States and
That he is tell her to have a glass and
That if you cross her - You Are Dead Meat right now.

But we still love ya occasion5

Bat
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Posted: Tuesday, May 06, 2008 11:51:09 AM

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That's why he can get away with it. He's in Texas and I'm in Florida!! LOL
Curious2c
Posted: Tuesday, May 06, 2008 8:07:57 PM

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I learned this little thing a long time ago...

"You're right Dear and I"m wrong I apologize."


And stop right there.
Never say... 'But' or 'If' or anything else... just apologize and let it go.
Coulter
Posted: Thursday, January 07, 2010 12:58:50 PM

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My dad taught me this way back when, during my first relationshit (p?)

"Yes Dear. Your right, I'm wrong, I'm sorry."

saved my ass once or twice it has!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 07, 2010 7:25:15 PM

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When I was married, I could see it in her eyes; usually first thing in the morning.

I'd say, "I'm sure everything I'm going to do today will be wrong in your eyes."

Oh, she'd be seething. cussing

Now I'm freeeeeeee!
sassycheergirl
Posted: Friday, January 08, 2010 12:16:14 AM

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techgoddess wrote:
I think relationships would go more smoothly if both men and women had cheat sheets on how to handle those situations that might lead to loud discussions....lol.



can i get one of those cheat sheets please?icon_smile


*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



Sassy
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