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SLIPPERY! You sweet thang. Of course your drinks are free, more or less. I'll just put them on Dirty Martini's tab. He'll never notice much less pay. 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
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Good Afternoon Lushkins...damn, it's sort of crowded here...did I hear somebody say something about free drinks? Happens to be my favorite kind of drink...pass a couple this way to get me started... Chef, if the worse thing that ever happened in that pool was somebody farting it wouldn't be so bad...don't even really want to think about it, but it might be time to toss Coma and Tose in there for their yearly bath...I don't know whose turn it'll be to change the water afterwards, just know it's not mine...  Hey Nic...I wasn't the one dressing up the dog as a lion, but my cousin Donald had a dog that really looked sort of like a lion...used to scare the kids...it was real big and looked something like this...it's a chow chow actually, and he had two of them at once...  Anyway...oh, I see the sign over on the wall "Buy two drinks, get one free"...hmmm, let me get the free one for now, and I'll be back later for the other two... Cheers, Alan. 
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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Missy, if saying 'Happy Birthday' to the B-Man floats your boat, then go right ahead. And while your at it, pass along my best to the old Bulldog. (slides tall glass full of Old Mule Shoe Whiskey towards Alan, follwed by a slightly smaller one with Beaver Breath Brandy) Here you go, Brother Martini. Not sure how you'll react to the pride of Mule Shoe, Texas (it's sort of an acquired taste) so I'm sending along the BBB to ease any strain you might suffer. Just call me 'The Ever Mercifull' Rumple.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Haha....Rump just called me sweet. You poor misguided thing. 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Happy Birthday Scoochie!!!!!
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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Morning, and a big, Happy Birthday, to Scooter. Please note that being the dedicated perv he is, Scoot arranged to have his B-Day fall on, Titty Tuesday. That guy is always thinking...just don't ask about what. The weather's crappy out here, east of Luckenback. How crappy, you ask? Well, since you asked, even Busty's coffee is better than this weather. (sips, shivers)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good morning Rump n friends n fellow birthday celebrants, Thank you miss sassy pants and back at you lady Capricorn. So, I guess we have like four b-days today! Buz, southern sass, Martin Luther King and me  All I can say is; our moms and dads must of been pretty busy nine months ago  It was a team effort Rump. We decided on Tittie Tuesday this year for two reasons. We kinda get two nice and soft, but firm and perky presents instead of just one. Now, where's all them bewbies slippery!
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I want to be the first in here to wish My Love Sassy a very 
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCOOTER PIE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUZ BONO!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOUTHERN SASS!!! Let's Get This PARTY Started..... If you want wet and wild go to the HOT TUB outback, or  come on in and get WET and Wild!  and here's a toast to them all!!! 
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Happy birthday to all my friends in Rumple's place. We'll be celebrating for days around here. As long as someone is buying.
I think it's about time for the annual wash down of Coma and Tose. We charge a quarter a splash and a dime for a splash of Dawn and we'll have buying power down at the Discount House of Liquors to stock the bar again for the Spring.
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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Dragon, welcome to this pot hole on the great info highway. Scooter, I always thought MLK was born on a Monday, you know, just like Lincoln and Washington. Y'all pipe down about the spring cleaning of you-know-who. Don't want a repeat of last year when they slid under the table. Made cleaning them up twice as hard.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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I have to share some of my favorite "bar" songs here... as this seems like the right place for them. So... why we come to the bar in the first place! 
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How many of us have gone 10 Rounds with my old buddy with Jose Cuervo?
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And finally... after a wonderful night of partying at our favorite honky-tonk & cyber bar RUMPLATIONS... how I feel thanks to my good friend... Jose Cuervo!  Here's to partying too hard... and waking up to something wonderful & sexy in your bed! 
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Birthdays...titties...Tuesdays. It's all so much to keep up with. So here, 2 birds, one stone...so to speak. 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Nymph, welcome tto this oasis of retro charm and sophistication. Anyone who can run into posting snags on their first three posts should fit right in around here. Slippery, feel free to rub a bit of your enthusiasm off on me. ;)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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I see what you did there, Rascal Rump. I shan't be rubbing anything on you anytime soon...you 'ole dog, you! Unless it's sunscreen....you've been laying in that spot for quite some time now with only those 2 hats to protect you from the sun. You should be as crisp as bacon by now.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Good Evening Lushketeers...Looks like there's a bit of a party going on here...I see since it's cold outside, Rump turned the doorway into a Polish refrigerator as we call it around here...  Hey Scooter...I like that birthday cake you had imported from Colorado...let me know when it's time to cut it...  Anyway...Happy Birthday Buz, Miss Holly, Scooter, Martin, and anyone else I may or may not have missed... In the meantime, pass me down a tall mug of Beaver Breath... Cheers, Alan.
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Joined: 10/5/2012
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Hope I'm not too late for the Birthday party. Happy Birthday, Kids! I hope it was a good one!  
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Happy birthday to Holly and Scooter.
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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Is it, Wednesday? It is? Then I'm in the right place. (sigh) Got a breakfast buffet (couldn't get Warren or Jimmy to stop by) for loyal customers both hungover and the really, really hungover. The nenu includes, Slim Jims, fried pork skins, pickled pigs feet, link sausage made of unidentifiable ingrediants, and hot pistachio nuts if Terrance won't complain too much. Some conbination of the above should be enough to smooth out the taste of Busty's coffee. If not, there's still a bottle or two of Beaver Breath Brandy left, I hope. (sips, trembles)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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 I'm not sure if it's Wednesday or not, we just got started drinking on Tuesday? Anyways, can we get four more over here Rump! meanwhile, I'd like to petition for Hump day to become; Windy Wednesday, The perfect day for cutting loose in the Dumpster Spa.  
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Windy Wednesday. That's funny.
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Good Evening my Lushketeer Friends...nice pictures there Mr. Scooter...I see you survived another birthday party, and that's always a good sign...we didn't need another dead body laying around anyway...Coma and Tose are enough... A big "Howdy" to Chef, Sharon, CurlyG, Slippery2012, NymphW, and anyone else who I might have missed... Hey Reverend...let me get a tall mug of Beaver Breath, with a Beaver Breath chaser...and a double shot of Beaver Breath on the side for good measure...just, um...put it on my tab... Speaking of my tab...in a serious effort to pay that off...alright, attempt to make a dent...as well as possibly pay some other bills...I am making my Lushketeer friends an offer of a lifetime...and I don't make this offer to just anyone... As some may know, I do have a book out...a fine collection of 78 poems and 4 of the finest short stories the literary world has ever seen... I Often Wonder: a collection of poetry and prose [Paperback]http://www.amazon.com/Often-Wonder-collection-poetry-prose/dp/0615690815The book normally sells on Amazon for $19.95...but, I am able to offer my bar friends here a rare opportunity to purchase a copy signed by yours truly for just $15.00 plus $3.00 shipping...a grand total of approximately $18.00...payable to my PayPal account...my e-mail is: Exakta66@gmail.comShould any of you fine appreciators of literary masterpieces be interested...send me a note with your address...that price included shipping anywhere here in the U.S.A...other countries would be more, of course... So...in the meantime...pass the drinks Rev. Rumpskin... Cheers, Alan.
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Greetings, seekers after sexual satiation. Slept in this morning. Felt a tad crappy. Think it was less some cold bug than all the hot rum toddies I had consumed...for medicimal purposes only, of course. Best of luck with the new book, Alan. Soon as we attract some literate customers, I'm sure it'll be a bestseller here at Rumplations.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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*knock* *knock* Anyone in here??  Darn! Looks like I missed everyone. I'll try again later!
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Hey CurlyGirly, Nice set a knockers you got there. I think every one scatterd when DirtyMartini started his sales pitch there.   I'm kidding Alan. Come on in CG and have a drink. I happen to have about 18 bucks we can spend all up
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Happy Friday my friends. Scoot has the first round. I'll get the second. Well, after the dust clears from Alan sliding in to the place and onto a bar stool once he hears someone else is buying.
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Howdy barflies. Happy Freaky Friday!
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