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would you like cream with those?
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nods a lot and jumps on your lap 
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I like the way this morning is starting...........
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you still need to get a hole in that fridge for me... then every morning ;)
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you know what to do..................
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LMFAO I do indeed!! [b] starts a strip tease[b/]
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That sure allowed me to sleep well
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been quite some time
There is no mark of self, And no mark of others, No mark of living beings, And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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You can put those balloons away now Adele, the party is over.....
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Got any gum?
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why, where do you want to put it?
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put what? i can think of many things i can put in many places
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Gum! Silly! I think your teddy has some!
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So, Did your Master send you over?
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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I think there's been a terrible mistake....
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you wet my bed!
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You forgot to close the mosquito net....lol
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good morning how are you?
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Morning you look so pretty
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Thanks for keep me warm at night ;)
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OMG I thought I felt something small and furry during the night!
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THAT darn Teddy Bear!
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if it was small it wasnt the bear!!!
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Get outa my bed
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Last time I checked it was MY bed!
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my 'get outa my bed' was meant for subby :). You, you can stay :)
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*Setting up the video camera!* ok...I am not in the bed anymore! LOL!
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Wait! I haven't put my makeup on or brushed my hair!
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Willow wrote:OMG I thought I felt something small and furry during the night! LMAO mine is small but not furry
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