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sugarbabe
Posted: Friday, January 18, 2013 8:56:50 PM

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, January 18, 2013 9:14:11 PM

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Good Evening there Lushkins...Hope everyone is doing well this Friday-type evening...

Did I hear someone say they were buying drinks? Was that you Chef? Very nice of you, though I really hate to take advantage of your generosity...

Hey Reverend...pass me over that gallon jug of Beaver Breath sitting behind the bar...Chef says she's buying...thanks...

I might have a quarter to put in the jukebox though to get the party started...

(reaches into pocket, pulls out lint)

Hmmm...anyone here can loan me a quarter for the jukebox?

Anyway, this jug of BB should hold me over for the next hour or so...I be back...

Cheers,
Alan.
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Guest
Posted: Friday, January 18, 2013 10:03:39 PM

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I got you a bottle of Thunderbird Alan. I heard you Jersey boys like that.
Oh! There's Miss Sharon with her legs in the air again. Gotta love those soft thighs... Did I say that out loud?


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, January 19, 2013 7:45:07 AM

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Morning, Lushers and Lushettes. Busty's still in bed with a combination of the creeping crud and distemper. That's why today's coffee is brewed by yours truly. It's on the strong side but a healthy shot or two of Beaver Breath Brandy should smooth it out for even the most sensitive among us.

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scooter
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 9:58:58 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Happy Friday my friends. Scoot has the first round. I'll get the second. Well, after the dust clears from Alan sliding in to the place and onto a bar stool once he hears someone else is buying.


I'm all in chef, what'll you have, while I got the door open here.


This is a good one DM.

Hey Al, about that book of yours. Is this an actual hard cover book? Or is it something a person can get for an e-book.
If it's a real book and you sign it for me, I'll take one. For real.

scoot

Happy Sunday everybody :)
Dani
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 12:14:40 PM

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Good afternoon folks! I know it's practically the middle of the day, but I got a late start. Anyhoo, I made some chocolate chip pancakes and bacon and Sisters sent me an angry (not really) message saying I had to share (I'm an only child, and I despise that word). So *grumbling* who wants some dang chocolate chip pancakes and bacon?





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Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 12:45:30 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Good afternoon folks! I know it's practically the middle of the day, but I got a late start. Anyhoo, I made some chocolate chip pancakes and bacon and Sisters sent me an angry (not really) message saying I had to share (I'm an only child, and I despise that word). So *grumbling* who wants some dang chocolate chip pancakes and bacon?


Me, me, me, me, me, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe.

And i'll have a hot chocolate to wash them down!!

Bless you Miss Slippery Big Hugs
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 1:24:42 PM

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I'll take the one on the bottom right Scootie.
Pass on the CC pancakes but thanks Miss Slip. Don't have the craving today. I'm drinking a Coke Zero out of a wine glass today. This is strange for two reasons. First is, I like Pepsi better than Coke and second is that the wine glass has no stem. It's a little squat fat glass that my MIL gave us one year for Christmas. It looks more like a cocktail glass so I use it for an everyday glass. Got enough for everyone. If we look hard enough I think there's a case of Sams Special back here I hid from Alan.
Is the Rev still under the covers with Busty this morning? Or is he in the den watching football?
Anyway, I've got my choir robe, the see through emerald one that Miss Sharon got us, on and I'm ready to pass the plate. I brought a tambourine so Slippy can try to wake up Coma and Tose for the offering. Terrance threw in a pistachio shell for his tithe and he's tapping a couple of his legs in anticipation of the music.
LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 1:39:49 PM

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Good afternoon, fellow Lush dwellers. I have barbecue ribs, dirty mash, cole slaw, and a chef's salad with a pitcher of iced teal with lemon ready for you all to consume after services.

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CurlyGirly
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 2:12:51 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
I'll take the one on the bottom right Scootie.
Pass on the CC pancakes but thanks Miss Slip. Don't have the craving today. I'm drinking a Coke Zero out of a wine glass today. This is strange for two reasons. First is, I like Pepsi better than Coke and second is that the wine glass has no stem. It's a little squat fat glass that my MIL gave us one year for Christmas. It looks more like a cocktail glass so I use it for an everyday glass. Got enough for everyone. If we look hard enough I think there's a case of Sams Special back here I hid from Alan.
Is the Rev still under the covers with Busty this morning? Or is he in the den watching football?
Anyway, I've got my choir robe, the see through emerald one that Miss Sharon got us, on and I'm ready to pass the plate. I brought a tambourine so Slippy can try to wake up Coma and Tose for the offering. Terrance threw in a pistachio shell for his tithe and he's tapping a couple of his legs in anticipation of the music.


thumbup I love stemless wine glasses. For some reason, I tend to knock over regular glasses and break the stems, which might or might not be directly related to my consumption of wine. evil4

Have a chicken roasting for Sunday dinner along with a loaf of bread rising. Working on my first vodka and cranberry. It's tough, but I think I'll manage.






scooter
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 4:31:55 PM

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Ifin Terrence is tapping a few legs, waiting for the music to start, then so be it.
I chose this one because; we are all amazing in our own unique ways.

Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 7:50:20 PM

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Yes we are Scoot and you're one of a kind too honey.
Miss Sharon? What are dirty mashed? Don't matter, I'm an Irish girl. I LOVE potatoes any way I can get them.

Listen to CG. Ya think Momma? LMFAO!! I have a friend from Scotland that says he never puts a cork back in a bottle. I love that guy. evil4
scooter
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 8:25:25 PM

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I love the song and it's meaning along with the cover picture.

The dude following the lead fighter, is off about a half a bubble, starbird.
It's probably mePint Drunk
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 5:29:57 AM

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Good morning, even though it is Monday, which means the bluebird of happiness pearched on your shoulder probably bears a striking resemblence to a hungry California Condor. Tread carefully, and avoid spilling any of Busty's coffee on that bird..

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 9:20:26 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Yes we are Scoot and you're one of a kind too honey.
Miss Sharon? What are dirty mashed? Don't matter, I'm an Irish girl. I LOVE potatoes any way I can get them.

Listen to CG. Ya think Momma? LMFAO!! I have a friend from Scotland that says he never puts a cork back in a bottle. I love that guy. evil4


CK, dirty mashed potatoes. I leave the skin on them.

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Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

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Guest
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 11:41:23 AM

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Oh for goodness sake. I think some of the restaurants do that here to prove that they're real. evil4
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 1:15:37 PM

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Chef, back in the day, we'd do something like your Scots friend who never recorks his wine bottles, except we'd toss away the screw-on caps to our Boone's Farm, Ripple, and Thunderbird.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 3:44:50 PM

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That wasn't just wine with that bloke. It was anything drinkable. A lot like Coma and Tose probably.

I remember my cousin drinking Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill and Mad Dog 20/20. I thought he was insane. Now he's an anesthesiologist (sp?) married to an M.D. in Canton. Oh the stories I could tell on him to his patients. evil4
I've tasted both of those but never Ripple or Thunderbird. Don't think I'd really want to. My constitution isn't what it was when I was a teenager.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 7:50:07 PM

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Chef, a life without Ripple or Thunderbird would be like a life without haggis, trust me.

Of course, back in the day, we wine con-e-sewers went for Gallo Tokay at a dollar a gallon.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 6:06:15 AM

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(Takes a sip of Busty's latest insult to coffee growers everywhere, then grimaces and shudders.) You know, it wasn't easy to get here this morning. Had to climb a long, hot, dusty trail through hip deep water in the face of a howling blizzard. After that, things started getting tough. But, as some may have notice, I did make it to this nest of semi-sentient lifeforms. Only problem is, now that I'm here, there's nothing worth saying. (sigh...sips...shakes)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 10:43:26 AM

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I have days like that too. My mind might be busy but nothing that comes out of my pie hole makes any sense.
It's cold as hell here today. 64 and windy and cloudy which makes this old girl colder than I should be.
Somebody toss me something strong to warm up with.
seeker4
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 11:48:49 AM

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Well below 0 on the Celsius scale here with wind and flurries adding up a nasty wind chill. Something hot (other than Busty's coffee) would be nice. Hot toddy, perhaps?


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Dani
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 12:02:39 PM

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Well no time for my not-so-witty banter being that I'm in a hurry. It's Tuesday, so you all know why I'm here...





We're tiny. We're toony. We're all a little looney. And in this cartoony, we're invading your TV.

seeker4
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 12:10:42 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Well no time for my not-so-witty banter being that I'm in a hurry. It's Tuesday, so you all know why I'm here...



Ah, Titty Tuesday. How could I forget my favorite day of the week.

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Poppet
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 12:22:57 PM

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Ah, I thought since I'm not here as often as I should be I'd make it from Titty Tuesday to Two for Tuesday and make it a double feature.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 5:25:13 PM

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Now that's something you don't come across every day, a guy from Canada giving a doll from Florida sympathy for her cold weather.

Note the allusion to the musical, 'Guys and Dolls. Just trying to tone up this joi....

What's that you say, you object to my use of sexest terms in the previous sentence? And you'll invoke the ghost of Bella Abzug to be my nocturnal succubus if I don't....

Okay, you win. What about this? 'There ain't nothin' like a dame, from Florida, getting sympathy for being cold from a dude in Canada.'

Works for me.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 8:04:43 PM

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LOL,,

I think you guys have been drinking too much again.

That goes for the girls too!

Pint Drunk
DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 11:47:23 PM

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Good Evening Lushkins...nice to see everyone here...hope it's not too late to get a tall mug of Beaver Breath...

Hey Scooter...if I pass you over my pipe, do you think you could pack a bowl for me? Thanks man, I appreciate it...



Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, January 23, 2013 5:46:44 AM

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(ingests some of Busty's coffee-like substance, jerks spasmodically) Morning, fellow Lush lusters. There's nothing else quite like a mug of Busty's coffee, fortunately.

With Monday being a holiday, I'm not sure if this is, Hump Day, or not. But if unsure whether to celebrate that great event, consider that it's the birthday of: John Hancock, Randolph Scott, and Ernie Kovacks so party on.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 23, 2013 7:33:40 AM

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I love being called a broad. I heard we got named that because we're "broad in the beam". It makes me think of someone sassy.
The suns out today. That should make it feel warmer. I still have my furnace on tho.
Oh look at the guy from Jamaica over there! After I partake in a little of his herb, would someone please slide me down a drink? I may have to start a tab like Alan does. Learned last night the Marines have been laid off again. And not in a good way.angry7
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