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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 1/13/2013
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Location: United States
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I'm a bit crazy to begin with! I believe in life in all its weird and crazy forms. However, I tend to like pillows to cuddle and squeeze. I tend read books that I would want to write. I like to masturbate in the morning when dreams are of vivid fantasies. I love the feel of water and rain, but never made luv in the rain.
Sex" is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.
Marquis de Sade
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Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,070
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I have never been drunk
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 3/21/2012
Posts: 77
Location: United States
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If you sit in my office chair and adjust the chair height, lumbar support, or the arm rests ... I WILL go bat shit crazy on your ass! ;)
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,731
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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if i'm mad at someone i'll put a distance between them and i
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 12/30/2012
Posts: 40
Location: On your face, United States
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I take pictures of people when they stupidly stare at me
Though she be but little, she is fierce.
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 12/10/2012
Posts: 8
Location: United States
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I have a huge "man crush" on Justin Timberlake.
If I were an MMA fighter. I would use the song King Of the Mountain from KISS!!!.
Once you get to know me. You will learn many more crazy things about me.
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Rank: Clever Gem
Joined: 7/17/2011
Posts: 2,073
Location: Exactly where I should be!, United Kingdom
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I fancy bizarre movie characters like HellBoy and Optimus Prime. 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/5/2013
Posts: 250
Location: NorCal, United States
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I was an archaeologist until it became clear that acting like Indiana Jones was not ok.
"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set her free." -Michelangelo  Please Enjoy: The Beach, The Workout, The Hike
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/7/2013
Posts: 3,320
Location: United States
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I can sing, and I can play the guitar..... but I can't do them both at the same time. LOL I forget the words, or I mess up the music.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/12/2010
Posts: 381
Location: On my cloud, United Kingdom
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I take everything far too seriously, I find stupid things funny and can't stop laughing, I always laugh at my own jokes and despite being too open and too loud when I get to know someone, I'm really shy at first. Also, I still love to watch Count Duckula!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/12/2010
Posts: 381
Location: On my cloud, United Kingdom
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I hate the sound of other people eating. Most of the time it's not so bad but if I think about it too much I find an excuse to leave
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2011
Posts: 1,076
Location: Canada
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When I sit on the toilette, I always sit on the balls of my feet, almost like I'm pointing my toes rather than sit flat-footed.  How's that for a T.M.I. moment? 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/25/2012
Posts: 170
Location: Middle of Nowhere, United States
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I love rainy days. There's something so therapeutic about opening the windows, making a fresh pot of coffee, grabbing a book and listening to the rain fall! :)
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/30/2011
Posts: 1,941
Location: United States
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I have VERY ticklish gums. That little scrubber thing the dentist uses will have me LOL when it touches my gums! I HATE going to dentist.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/23/2011
Posts: 2,174
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I have a constant high-pitched squeal inside my head (G9 = 12,543.84 Hz), and consequently have no need of tuning devices for my instruments. I can tell you my systolic blood pressure within 5 points by listening to the volume of the squeal.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 4,049
Location: Where Dreams Come True, United States
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Some days {Mostly rainy ones} I like to close all my shades and pop popcorn watch movies all day until late in the evening be lazy order a pizza and just watch them until I pass out. This is great fun with someone else. Usually sex happens through out all this. ;3 I also like playing music and singing to them like I'm a pro. >_>
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/21/2009
Posts: 738
Location: Prague, Czech Republic
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JohnC wrote:I can sing, and I can play the guitar..... but I can't do them both at the same time. LOL I forget the words, or I mess up the music. This is difficult if you're playing fast licks or bass runs. But if you're playing rhythm guitar the way to develop the skill is to write out the words with the chord changes above the words they change on but play it slowly and gradually speed up to the correct tempo; with a little practise you should get this. A very easy one would be a do wop song like Teenager In Love - C - Am - F- G7. My apologies if you've already tried this method.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/21/2009
Posts: 738
Location: Prague, Czech Republic
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I am as I get older getting more fixated with time (it's running out you see) :). Becoming more and more organised and anal retentive. I plan how I will cross a room in terms of efficiency, one example is I know that you should clean your teeth for 2 mins, this means I count off 30 seconds for each side of my teeth as I leave the house each action is designed so that as the key turns in the lock the lift door opens and I step in. I feel this is totally mad compared to my earlier behaviour of normal chaos and running for buses etc.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2011
Posts: 1,076
Location: Canada
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I've NEVER had a cavity in my life - a bit obsessive with oral hygiene 
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