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elitfromnorth
Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2012 1:37:53 PM

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poizenivy wrote:
a hot dog
jelly beans
a beer bottle
a shower head
a gear shift
I once lost a strawberry in there...
....um i think i will stop there....lol


I fear you now have to elaborate on the use of jellybeans. I'm beyond curious nowclown

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lafayettemister
Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2012 1:41:05 PM

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elitfromnorth wrote:


I fear you now have to elaborate on the use of jellybeans. I'm beyond curious nowclown


That's my nickname. Jelly Beans





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Beta
Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2012 4:43:19 PM

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my marker i use to tag
scooter
Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2012 4:43:28 PM

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I had to edit this one?
scooter
Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2012 4:47:53 PM

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lafayettemister wrote:


That's my nickname. Jelly Beans


Thats some funny fukin shit LM, for real.

scooter
TastyMissPT
Posted: Friday, October 26, 2012 5:20:20 PM

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Your toothbrush.
SexyGamerexy
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 1:52:18 PM

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Hairbrush handle
2 different sized small lava lamps....
My boyfriend found a vibrator app, downloaded it onto his phone and used that on my clit.


Nothing too strange
GiveItToMe21
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 12:10:32 PM

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i used pencils before but never worked cuz i couldnt get it in cuz i was a virgin back than
Tigerlily67
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 1:16:55 PM

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The handle of my husbands pistol...he frickin loved it!
theoneandonlynow
Posted: Sunday, December 23, 2012 12:36:03 AM

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i hope you unloaded it
Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 23, 2012 11:12:51 PM

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Oh thank the stars I'm not the only weird one.

Many a marker has gone missing in this house.
carrots
...one time I had nothing else and used the end of my book light... *clears throat*

...anyway.
beachgirl13
Posted: Monday, December 31, 2012 1:51:46 PM

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A thick frozen hot dog.....amazing
busch_man
Posted: Monday, December 31, 2012 6:51:05 PM

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I had webcam sex once with a girl and noticed a vacuum clearer sitting in her corner...I talked her into using the handle of it on herself
nycgrl36
Posted: Tuesday, January 01, 2013 12:57:47 PM

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a brush handle, a long necked beer bottle, a long spoon, peanut butter (that was licked out by a very energetic lover), ice cubes and a long string of pearls that were pulled out slowly as i was fucked--that was my favorite come to think of it lol
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 01, 2013 2:56:41 PM

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omg....a screwdriver handle, and like many others, hairbrush handle, cucumber...etc.
garry2403
Posted: Wednesday, January 02, 2013 7:55:11 AM

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- pencil
- pen
-marker
- hairbrush handle
- cellphone
- carrots
- cucumber
-toothbrush
- a piece of wood covered with condom
- chochlate bar
lilgirl1414
Posted: Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:30:11 PM

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Electric toothbrush (just the head on my clit...my vibe batteries died at a bad moment lol)
cucumber (who hasn't done that)
curling iron
hairbrush handle
wine bottle head
spatula handle
hardnhot18
Posted: Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:44:16 PM

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I heart this thread. That is all.
blondi88
Posted: Friday, January 11, 2013 6:52:38 AM

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Cucumber, carrot, toothbrush, beer bottle, small cola bottle, brush handle, candle, beaded necklace, banana

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TxPrincess
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 2:45:43 PM

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Last night I had Strawberries....mm, mm, good.....

Next we try Watermelon sucker........

BelleduJour
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 11:51:55 AM

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Wow, I thought I had heard it all and that I had done some pretty outrageous things in my life but this thread TAKES THE CAKE! I'm not sure what to say except that maybe I'm a bit more selective about what I shove up my whooha although I have tried popsicles and lollypops but those were always with partners and never on my own.

DLizze
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 12:11:52 PM

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Friend of mine told me he came home from work early once to find his wife with the head of a four iron inside, working her G spot. She looked at him and grinned and said, "Well, I can't hit the damn thing. It might as well be good for SOMETHING."

"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
pixiedust65
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 6:06:59 PM

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Mine are mostly already on here.

Curling Iron
Carrot
Hair Brush


Now when I use something it has actually been manufactured for that purpose lol

SexyBookWorm
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 8:01:04 PM

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First off, Hot Shot, it's spelled, "masturbated".

Now let me answer the question...

When I was just learning to masturbate, I used a hairbrush. That didn't do much and I wanted a deeper feeling. I discovered how identical a curling iron is to a dildo. I used that for awhile.

"Kiss me and you will see how important I am." --Sylvia Plath

~~SexyBookWorm~~
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 8:31:54 PM

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The bottom half of a mechanical toothbrush, my first vibrator lol
KJM
Posted: Wednesday, January 23, 2013 9:44:06 AM

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electric toothbrush
Hentai
Posted: Wednesday, January 23, 2013 11:43:16 AM

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NeuroGirl
Posted: Thursday, January 24, 2013 10:10:59 AM

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A vibrating toothbrush is amazing laughing6
Frank
Posted: Sunday, March 31, 2013 6:23:38 PM

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NeuroGirl wrote:
A vibrating toothbrush is amazing laughing6


Strange place to clean your denchers! d'oh!

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wildchicka
Posted: Sunday, March 31, 2013 7:11:27 PM

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