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angelaslater wrote:Zero! I don't know if I could fall in love on line. ...but ... but runs off to the toilets, sobbing
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Today?? ummm about 46 times today. 
Now with audio!!!!
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Really?
Three times.
xx SF
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Fallen in love? On an online site? Where I've never actually met the person? Where I can't be sure they are who they say they are? No thanks... I'm not about to set myself up for that.
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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:Fallen in love? On an online site? Where I've never actually met the person? Where I can't be sure they are who they say they are?
No thanks... I'm not about to set myself up for that. So that romantic black box session we had didn't help my cause at all? I thought you said you loved me.....or was that you "lubed" me? 
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker 
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Once, and only once...sigh
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Dudealicious wrote:So that romantic black box session we had didn't help my cause at all? I thought you said you loved me.....or was that you "lubed" me? I am not responsible for your misunderstanding of my slurred typing. After a few glasses of wine I'm barely responsible for the things I may type, say or do. Oh and just an FYI... A romantic session does not involve burping the alphabet, guess what you ate earlier by the odour of your gas and it most certainly does not involve "Hey honey! How'd ya like that box of cardboardeux I sent ya? Are ya ready for wild and drunken monkey sex yet?"
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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:
I am not responsible for your misunderstanding of my slurred typing. After a few glasses of wine I'm barely responsible for the things I may type, say or do.
Oh and just an FYI... A romantic session does not involve burping the alphabet, guess what you ate earlier by the odour of your gas and it most certainly does not involve "Hey honey! How'd ya like that box of cardboardeux I sent ya? Are ya ready for wild and drunken monkey sex yet?"
Well I do have to tell you, you sound very sexy when you slur. Chances are you don't remember sending voice messages to each other that night do you? I found it to be the best when you sent the farting one, I could have sworn you crapped your pants! I was just trying to roll with what you told me were your turn-ons with that questionnaire we had exchanged. I was a little shocked when it read "boxed wine" as one of your favorite things and don't knock it missy that cardboardeaux was top notch! Fuck it was a 2013!
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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I've only been here three short months, I've been in two relationships and falling deeply in love with just one. I'm currently with him and planning to keep him for as long as possible. Which in my eyes is forever.. He agrees.. xP
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I have only ever been in love once, and I'm lucky enough to still be with her now. She is right above me ^^^^^^ My one and only Poppet <3 I love you so much Mistress <3 xxxxxx
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Dudealicious wrote:
Well I do have to tell you, you sound very sexy when you slur. Chances are you don't remember sending voice messages to each other that night do you? I found it to be the best when you sent the farting one, I could have sworn you crapped your pants!
I was just trying to roll with what you told me were your turn-ons with that questionnaire we had exchanged. I was a little shocked when it read "boxed wine" as one of your favorite things and don't knock it missy that cardboardeaux was top notch! Fuck it was a 2013!
You KNOW I'm not allowed sharp implements so I can't use a corkscrew. Screw top bottles only! I also told you I couldn't burp the alphabet. But you just HAD to show off. You're the one that said I should fart it. And I didn't shit myself... Those were the letters LMNOP. 
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i love a few of them in a plantonic sense , but "in love" nope
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I can see how it happens, the line between real life and effectively a virtual world being crossed, but I'm in love with my other half, and don't think it will ever happen on here.
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Too many times. Guess I need to learn from Chris!
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Well I haven't been here that long... but, "love". Only my wife and I loved her before either of us were on here so I don't think that would count. Now if you want to talk about lust... want to do wild nasty things to her till she begs me to stop kind of lust.... lets see where's my list  LOL
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A lot of things can be learned from me! You should know! ;)
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Dudealicious wrote:
Well I do have to tell you, you sound very sexy when you slur. Chances are you don't remember sending voice messages to each other that night do you? I found it to be the best when you sent the farting one, I could have sworn you crapped your pants!
I was just trying to roll with what you told me were your turn-ons with that questionnaire we had exchanged. I was a little shocked when it read "boxed wine" as one of your favorite things and don't knock it missy that cardboardeaux was top notch! Fuck it was a 2013!
Hey, I just thought that was how all you Canadians sound??? 
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In love....jeez, big words I guess. I fancy a very little few in here, but in love; nope. Guess that wont happen to me, this is not reality for me, just my playground ;) And you Bloke ;) you ask the question but don't answer yourself.... 
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Love no, lust yesssss..............
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As technology advances we may have to rethink our attitude to relationships both real and virtual. I have written a poem/song about this and published it on Lush.
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In lust, several times. In love, once. First and last time, it's just too painful.
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Only been here a short while but have been reading a lot. I think I've fallen in love with one of the writers.
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I once thought I had, but It turns out I was just lonely...
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In here I have not but did in my other site that I am in. BIG MISTAKE!!! Kind have been accused of being a cougar though in a nice way. Which I ended up deleting him in here.
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In here I have not but did in my other site that I am in. BIG MISTAKE!!! Kind have been accused of being a cougar though in a nice way. Which I ended up deleting him in here.
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ALMOST one time...it was right on the razor's edge. Have some friends here that I truly 'love'...but am not 'in love' with. That will be reserved for my wife.
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Three times and not again
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