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Blondie's been itching to share another adventure sometime soon...

Two lesbians, not involved with each other, stroll into a bar shortly after it opens at 12:30 pm. It is Tuesday.

It happens to be a strip bar. They apply for dancing jobs. They both immediately sense the other is a lesbian.

The club is run by a hippy named Dude.

By Friday evening, the two lesbians have won over everybody in the bar and while they dance on stage for all, they only give lap dances to the female customers.

Each tries to out perform the other. Their competition ignites all the other estrogen laden dancers in the club and after closing time, Dude breaks out his thirteen year old special strap-on dildo - given to him by Jenna Jameson when she last was on tour and had worked in his club.



There's your starting point...

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The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald

This actually happened twenty years ago but I do not think it is a story which a male can write well.

I had a Hindu girlfriend aged thirty or so whom I considered to some extent frigid. Even kissing on the lips was taboo. This was caused by her repressive religious upbringing. She lived in a sheltered environment and rarely went out. I met her at work and in general we spent time together only during the day.

That summer she convinced the people she lived with that they should allow her to go on holiday with her best friend, "B". It was a threesome and I paid for "A" and myself. I had to go to the resort independently so that my presence was not discovered by the sheltering family.

Contrary to my hopes, nothing went on with me in the holiday flat. I slept on the sofa while the two girls shared the matrimonial bed.

In London after the holiday was over, "A" showed me the holiday snaps. Amongst these were several of her taken by "B" on the bed in which "A" was wearing only panties, not even a bra.

I said, "I hope "B" is not lesbian" to which I was given the surprising reply "If she is, I would have to give myself a ritual bath every day."

I replied, "So I can´t even give you a kiss on the lips, while if you had a lesbian relationship you would only have to have a ritual bath."

A writer could take the story from there.

In a later discussion with "A" I asked her if she would ever have sex with a woman and she replied, "I think I would do it with "B" if she asked me, just for the experience."

Love it !

I'm going to store that one for later.

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