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The_Young_Swell
Posted: Tuesday, December 25, 2012 4:33:14 PM

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Location: Canada

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Gardenia’s are edible
And so are you.



Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 11:03:31 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,661
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have kisses for him
And big hugs too
LYFBUZ
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 11:23:49 AM

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Joined: 12/27/2012
Posts: 3,382
Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Tongues are for licking
Can I lick you?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 2:23:10 PM

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Posts: 534,661
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tingle, Tingle,
Kooloo-limpah!
adele
Posted: Monday, January 14, 2013 10:52:49 PM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 20,668
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
Roses are red
Sugar is sweet
Some cheese is smelly
And so are your feet

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Rowan
Posted: Sunday, January 27, 2013 7:00:01 PM

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Joined: 1/26/2013
Posts: 43
Roses are red,
I drink coffee black
Without it in the morning
I have little to no tact.



"They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered." ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
_Crystal_
Posted: Sunday, January 27, 2013 8:16:24 PM

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Joined: 1/2/2013
Posts: 257
Location: United Kingdom
Roses are Red,
That much is true,
But violets are fucking purple,
Not fucking blue ~

~Crystal; PM Me.?
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 28, 2013 3:09:39 AM

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Guest
Posted: Monday, January 28, 2013 4:57:16 AM

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Roses are red,
His name is "Ted",
He has a bear in his bed named "Fred",
POPCORN!
pixiedust65
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 4:39:42 PM

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Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 347
Location: Over the Rainbow, Canada
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
hump me baby,
I'm horny for you.

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 6:15:52 PM

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Posts: 534,661
Roses are red,
I'm kinda stoned,
Light my joint,
Willya?
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 12:44:05 AM

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet
and so are you.
But the roses have wilted
and the violets are dead.
The sugar bowl is empty,
and so is your head.
The_Young_Swell
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 7:02:26 PM

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Location: Canada

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
The garden is frozen.
No flowers for you.

Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 6:13:05 AM

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Roses are red
The weather is cold
I wanna suck your popsicle
Before you are old.
LYFBUZ
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 6:16:07 AM

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Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
Roses are red
The weather is nice
Wanna see what I can do
With champagne and ice?
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 6:19:50 AM

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Roses are red
Water is blue
keep your champagne
I'd rather have you.

Americanheart
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 7:11:18 PM

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Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 8,853
Location: Frozen, United States
Rose are red
eyes are blue
sugar is sweet
i'll be a slut for you....

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 7:24:08 PM

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Posts: 534,661
Roses are cannibals,
Violets are animals,
Arse, I'm shite at this.
Bacon.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 7:32:03 PM

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Posts: 534,661
Roses are red
Bacon is red
I'm crapola at this too
crap.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 7:41:16 PM

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Roses are red,
Or so I'm told,
If I could be so bold:
Gimmie your number?
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 7:47:05 PM

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Roses are red
Gingerbutt's are orange
Did you know that
no words rhyme with orange?
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 7:51:53 PM

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Roses are red,
I should go to bed,
Wanna come with,
I'll give you head!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 7:57:06 PM

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Posts: 534,661
Roses are red
Girls are sweet and lace
Nice try there Andrew
Here's a slap on the face!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 8:33:17 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,661
Roses are red,
So is my face,
Jokes on you,
I like my face slapped!
The_Young_Swell
Posted: Wednesday, February 27, 2013 10:57:59 PM

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Joined: 6/8/2012
Posts: 158
Location: Canada

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
If you're buying drinks
I'm a Lush for you.

952-67

Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
The_Young_Swell
Posted: Tuesday, March 05, 2013 2:25:21 PM

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Joined: 6/8/2012
Posts: 158
Location: Canada

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
If you won't take my flowers,
I'll just chew on my bone.

Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
SugarBaby2013
Posted: Wednesday, March 06, 2013 12:37:17 AM

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Joined: 3/1/2013
Posts: 2,729
Location: Chasing grizzly bears in Alaska, United States
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Sky is grey
I'm freaken colorblind

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 06, 2013 7:49:50 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,661
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
The_Young_Swell
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 2:24:27 PM

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Posts: 158
Location: Canada

Roses are red,
But cactus are prickly.
One tastes rather tangy,
The other is squickly.



Fugly

Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 17, 2013 10:59:06 AM

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Posts: 534,661
Roses are green,
Violets are green,
Everything's green,
It's St Paddy's day, fucksake
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