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How do you catch a cougar?
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maybe by NOT using batman as your avatar....
honey catch??seriously???like a disease???
ok bitchiness is over...now for your education sugar
be yourself..be smart.. funny...sexy....cook her an amazing dinner...make sure she cums..when she RSVP's...
ask HER questions about her..something that perhaps an older guy may have forgotten to be...INTERESTED..in her
make her YOUR first priority in and OUT of bed
and you wont have to catch anything...THEY will run to you
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Pardon my ignorance but what is a cougar (other than the large feline indigenous to the USA) and are there any tigers, jaguars (not the nifty British car) leopards or cheetahs?
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Dig a deep hole (deep enough to trap a cougar) Fill it with ashes, then lightly cover hole with pine straw, sticks and leaves. Hide in a nearby bush. When your prize cougar comes along, kick her in thee ash hole. 
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As pointed out, you don't have to "catch" anything. But in all honesty, some women like to be pursued, and others like to pursue. That applies to women of all ages and women who like younger, similar age, or older men. There is no "trick". You need to keep your eyes open and provide for them what they will clearly show you they want. But I advise being YOURSELF above all else. Trying to impress or be something you are not, only causes problems.... because you will always revert back to your true self. If that is not what they want..... find someone who does want that. You will both be much happier and fulfilled that way.
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I love cougars. I always have hoped to be seduced by an older woman. Especially when I was a teenager. Still I think older women are very sexy.
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scooter wrote:Dig a deep hole (deep enough to trap a cougar) Fill it with ashes, then lightly cover hole with pine straw, sticks and leaves. Hide in a nearby bush. When your prize cougar comes along, kick her in thee ash hole. Scoot, you're such a charmer, you!  OP: Sorry no help. Younger men aren't my thing.
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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blazestcyr wrote:maybe by NOT using batman as your avatar....
Classic. Too funny!
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How about you start with NOT calling us cougars 
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I have batman in mine and I catch a lot. Maybe its cause I'm a hunter
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