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Rank: Thread Mediator
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 "coitus?"
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 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Innit.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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sprite wrote:What when u be needing bad do up your bunghole n bollocks? 
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Rank: Story Verifier
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Dammit! I clicked on this betting myself it was Remember's thread. I lose.
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Delphi wrote:Dammit! I clicked on this betting myself it was Remember's thread. I lose. I was sure this post was from someone else I 'remember', but then saw a differrent name on it.. You GO girl! I'd been missing these types of questions. I think the answer to the question might be something I mentioned a couple of days ago.... " Introducing the new Lego Space Shuttle Jumbo Size Butt plug complete with accessories..for your viewing pleasure.. This little mother will not only hurt like a bitch if you stand on it, but is guaranteed to BLOW your mind! and other things 
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Uh.... WD40... Hold it that was the other forum...LOL
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Willow wrote:" Introducing the new Lego Space Shuttle Jumbo Size Butt plug complete with accessories..for your viewing pleasure.. This little mother will not only hurt like a bitch if you stand on it, but is guaranteed to BLOW your mind! and other things
Well, DAMN!
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No I was wrong. All the insane questions have NOT been asked.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/5/2012
Posts: 292
Location: In my fantastic mind, Australia
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I have not been on here in a few weeks and this is what I see when I log on.
"Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken."
Simone de Beauvoir
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
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So people should not be allowed to be on the internet or even allowed to be in public
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Rank: Brawling Berserker
Joined: 2/12/2012
Posts: 1,343
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Willow wrote:I was sure this post was from someone else I 'remember', but then saw a differrent name on it.. You GO girl! I'd been missing these types of questions. I think the answer to the question might be something I mentioned a couple of days ago.... " Introducing the new Lego Space Shuttle Jumbo Size Butt plug complete with accessories..for your viewing pleasure.. This little mother will not only hurt like a bitch if you stand on it, but is guaranteed to BLOW your mind! and other things
HOT TAMALE! Now I want one of those. Might add them to my nativity set and re enact the ascending to Heaven by Jesus, although in a so much more awesome way!
An entry for the humour competition! I has it!
Now you can read stuff that's like.. all funny and hillarious and amusing!Choking the Blue Snake!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
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elitfromnorth wrote:
HOT TAMALE!
Now I want one of those. Might add them to my nativity set and re enact the ascending to Heaven by Jesus, although in a so much more awesome way!
Ohhh Elit, I've heard you have a butt big enough to hold this little number.. but do you have enough gas to keep it going all the way to heaven?
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Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
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for the record, the phrase "What when u be needing bad do up your bunghole n bollocks?" should be credited to Shylass who said i could use it i the forums. it took be a few minutes to ask, btw, seeing as how i practically fell off my stool laughing. :)
 Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
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when u be needing bad do up your bunghole n bollocks, just make sure you proceed with caution!  
Now with audio!!!!
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Wait, let me go to Google Translate and see if they have Remember to English as a choice. BRB!!
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I totally thought of Beavis and Butthead when I read this. 
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awww poor remember..english is his fourth language...lol
can u put something up your bollocks??Lmao..didnt know they HAD a hole...
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Let me answer this question with another question....
On a scale of 1-10, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet?
I'm halfway gone.
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Rank: Forum Guru
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lifeafterdeath wrote:Let me answer this question with another question....
On a scale of 1-10, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? WOW, that's another good one...... The answer would be... "lentils"
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Priceless..I need a tissue...
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WTF????
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Chitlins?
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trinket wrote:
WOW, that's another good one......
The answer would be... "lentils"
Really? I thought it was "June." 
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Location: ATL in da house!!!, United States
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Damn. I was gonna guess "Chrysler".
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theoneandonlynow wrote:So people should not be allowed to be on the internet or even allowed to be in public I'll try to calm Her Spriteness down BEFORE she she responds to you!! Good Luck...she's a 'heavy' in the game of words!! Rick
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx
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Rank: Forum Guru
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theoneandonlynow wrote:So people should not be allowed to be on the internet or even allowed to be in public I'll try to calm Her Spriteness down BEFORE she responds to you!! Good Luck...she's a 'heavy' in the game of words!! Rick
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx
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