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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 4/25/2011
Posts: 26
Location: United Kingdom
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Saw this and had to share it (not for the meek or mild!):
Roses are red,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over girl,
You're about to get fisted!
Thought people could share ones they had received or heard as we get closer to Valentine's day!!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Happy Valentines day, I got you a gun =) ... I'll give you the bullets on Christmas !  my ex boyfriend said this to me one time.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
i suck at poems,
nice arse.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,584
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Valentine's day? Oh, I see, you mean "fuck off, I'm single" day.
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