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BathBomb
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 5:36:12 PM

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If so, how far did it go and would you have done it anyway?
MarySweets
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 8:28:11 PM

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Nope because I am a good girl. Never been in trouble with the law, though I was questioned once when I had a bit of a mental break down and the two officers where super nice and we had a good chat about my situation at the time.

Then there was the one time I was being harrassed by an Indian scammer I went to the police and reported it.

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BelleduJour
Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 11:53:21 AM

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Of course! I'm no road warrior so my run ins with the law have been few and far between but if the situation called for it, I have been known to use my womanly charms to get out of a ticket. As for how far did it go...innocent flirting, smiling, chatting and a phone number once upon a time.

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Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 11:58:47 AM

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No, never.. I don't know how to drive. Embarassed

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Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 12:08:38 PM

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no but i did use honesty..told him i had a new cd in and was jamming so hard to it in didnt realise how fast i was going

he said that was the first time someone had been honest and let me go....
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Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 3:12:36 PM

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Who asked such a question?

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Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 3:13:10 PM

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Dancing_Doll
Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 3:37:14 PM

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I've never overtly tried to flirt my way out of things.

Of the speeding tickets I have gotten, the cop has always just lowered it to the minimum $20 fine with no demerit points lost no matter how much over I've been. I don't know if that's typically standard procedure, but other than being pleasant, I've never done anything special to warrant it. Usually I just apologize and hand over my license.

As far as parking tickets go - I just pay them, since they're usually just left on my windshield. There were two times I caught the person just as they were writing the ticket and I've done a little 'in the moment' begging and explaining and they've let it go. I don't think it was 'womanly charms' or flirting related though.


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BabblingBrooke
Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 3:49:05 PM

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The one time I got pulled over, I pulled my shirt down as low as it could go, you know to show off maximum cleave, I flirted a little and the cop let me off with a warning. I felt a little bad about it, but those tickets can be really expensive so in the end I was glad that my behavior saved me a shit ton of money.

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Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 5:10:34 PM

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I'm always open and honest about why I'm speeding(although omitting the part explaining I am ALWAYS speeding). I then smile and pass over my license.

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DanielleX
Posted: Thursday, January 31, 2013 1:36:33 PM

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I've never had a ticket but i would flutter my eye lids if I think it would do any good. I think my boobs/bum would be enough to be honest, unless it was a female traffic warden. Then she might be a lesbian.

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Alys
Posted: Thursday, January 31, 2013 3:24:12 PM

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Of course. I don't know a cute girl who hasn't!
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Posted: Thursday, January 31, 2013 3:55:52 PM

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Alys wrote:
Of course. I don't know a cute girl who hasn't!


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Posted: Friday, February 08, 2013 4:59:36 PM

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A friend of mine did that, and ended up married to the Deputy Sheriff
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