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sprite
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 3:50:21 PM

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LadyX
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 3:54:25 PM

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"coitus?"
WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 4:01:32 PM

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If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Shylass
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 4:31:46 PM

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sprite wrote:


Innit.

Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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CurlyGirly
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 4:35:51 PM

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sprite wrote:
What when u be needing bad do up your bunghole n bollocks?






It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



Delphi
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 5:24:50 PM

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Dammit! I clicked on this betting myself it was Remember's thread. I lose.



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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 5:38:03 PM

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Delphi wrote:
Dammit! I clicked on this betting myself it was Remember's thread. I lose.


I was sure this post was from someone else I 'remember', but then saw a differrent name on it.. You GO girl! I'd been missing these types of questions.

I think the answer to the question might be something I mentioned a couple of days ago....


"Introducing the new Lego Space Shuttle Jumbo Size Butt plug complete with accessories..for your viewing pleasure.. This little mother will not only hurt like a bitch if you stand on it, but is guaranteed to BLOW your mind! and other things Whistle



Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 5:41:18 PM

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Uh.... WD40... Hold it that was the other forum...LOL
Coco
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 5:42:01 PM

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Willow wrote:


"Introducing the new Lego Space Shuttle Jumbo Size Butt plug complete with accessories..for your viewing pleasure.. This little mother will not only hurt like a bitch if you stand on it, but is guaranteed to BLOW your mind! and other things Whistle





Well, DAMN!

shawnababy
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 9:37:08 PM

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No I was wrong. All the insane questions have NOT been asked.
MarySweets
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 10:24:23 PM

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I have not been on here in a few weeks and this is what I see when I log on.

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theoneandonlynow
Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 12:24:29 AM

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So people should not be allowed to be on the internet or even allowed to be in public
elitfromnorth
Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 12:49:12 AM

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Willow wrote:


I was sure this post was from someone else I 'remember', but then saw a differrent name on it.. You GO girl! I'd been missing these types of questions.

I think the answer to the question might be something I mentioned a couple of days ago....


"Introducing the new Lego Space Shuttle Jumbo Size Butt plug complete with accessories..for your viewing pleasure.. This little mother will not only hurt like a bitch if you stand on it, but is guaranteed to BLOW your mind! and other things Whistle





HOT TAMALE!

Now I want one of those. Might add them to my nativity set and re enact the ascending to Heaven by Jesus, although in a so much more awesome way!

"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 2:45:47 AM

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elitfromnorth wrote:


HOT TAMALE!

Now I want one of those. Might add them to my nativity set and re enact the ascending to Heaven by Jesus, although in a so much more awesome way!



Ohhh Elit, I've heard you have a butt big enough to hold this little number.. but do you have enough gas to keep it going all the way to heaven?


sprite
Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 12:14:45 PM

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for the record, the phrase "What when u be needing bad do up your bunghole n bollocks?" should be credited to Shylass who said i could use it i the forums. it took be a few minutes to ask, btw, seeing as how i practically fell off my stool laughing. :)

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crazydiamond
Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:08:11 PM

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when u be needing bad do up your bunghole n bollocks, just make sure you proceed with caution! bunny




Nikki703
Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:10:46 PM

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Wait, let me go to Google Translate and see if they have Remember to English as a choice. BRB!!
pixiedust65
Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:46:35 PM

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I totally thought of Beavis and Butthead when I read this.



blazestcyr
Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 2:12:06 PM

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awww poor remember..english is his fourth language...lol

can u put something up your bollocks??Lmao..didnt know they HAD a hole...
lifeafterdeath
Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 6:47:29 PM

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Let me answer this question with another question....
On a scale of 1-10, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet?

I'm halfway gone.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 31, 2013 3:49:32 AM

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lifeafterdeath wrote:
Let me answer this question with another question....
On a scale of 1-10, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet?


WOW, that's another good one......


The answer would be... "lentils"
SydneySider
Posted: Thursday, January 31, 2013 5:45:29 PM

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Priceless..I need a tissue...

BelleduJour
Posted: Thursday, January 31, 2013 5:57:41 PM

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WTF????

Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 31, 2013 7:39:50 PM

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Chitlins?
CurlyGirly
Posted: Thursday, January 31, 2013 7:48:38 PM

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trinket wrote:


WOW, that's another good one......


The answer would be... "lentils"


Really? I thought it was "June." confused1



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



MrNudiePants
Posted: Thursday, January 31, 2013 8:07:54 PM

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Damn. I was gonna guess "Chrysler".

asleep
Posted: Thursday, January 31, 2013 8:45:43 PM

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theoneandonlynow wrote:
So people should not be allowed to be on the internet or even allowed to be in public


I'll try to calm Her Spriteness down BEFORE she she responds to you!! Good Luck...she's a 'heavy' in the game of words!!

RickWhistle

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

asleep
Posted: Thursday, January 31, 2013 8:46:16 PM

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theoneandonlynow wrote:
So people should not be allowed to be on the internet or even allowed to be in public


I'll try to calm Her Spriteness down BEFORE she responds to you!! Good Luck...she's a 'heavy' in the game of words!!

RickWhistle

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

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