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*downs some moonshine and dances topless on the bar*
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chefkathleen wrote:Morning one and all. Well afternoon now. How about a ice cold beer? I'll buy the first round. It's been a warm one here in the Sunshine state. This made me chuckle. It might you guys too. More so if you've ever been here.  LOL! I have this picture already. I love it because, well, it's so true! (Btw, I live in one of the areas associated with Rednecks)
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Morning, gawkers and the gawked and a happy 'Titty Tuesday' to one and all. I'd like to dedicate this day to Rita Alexander, 'The Champagne Girl' from back in my youth. Ms Alexander, whose astounding anatomy demanded terms such as voluptuous, pulcritudinous, and stacked, all be capitalized, was the headliner in a Bourbon Street strip joint back in the '60's. At the climax of her act, she would balance to champagne glasses on her remarkable breasts and then, one after another, she'd secure the rims between her smiling lips and drain the contents. It was all very educational. Here's to you,, Rita Alexander (takes of big sig from his mug, realizes too late it's full of Busty's coffee, grimaces and staggers off stage) 
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I happen to love moonshine, especially when the girls get into a good bottle. mazz, I hope your feeling better. Have a tug on the bottle of shine or two, that should cure what ails you. I see Florida hasn't changed a bit. My mom-in law lives in one of the blue sections on the west coast. She survives by; never turning left on Seminole Blvd, or any of the big streets down there. It's way too dangerous, in her opinion. She recommends; keep turning right and eventually you'll get where your going 
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Hey, morning Mr Rumpster. You snuck in ahead of me there. Speaking of Tittie Tuesday, if this is the same Rita Alexander that you speak of, I can certainly see where your comming from. (: 
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Thanks, Scooter. We dirty old farts gotta stick together...just not too close.
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scooter wrote:I see Florida hasn't changed a bit. My mom-in law lives in one of the blue sections on the west coast. She survives by; never turning left on Seminole Blvd, or any of the big streets down there. It's way too dangerous, in her opinion. She recommends; keep turning right and eventually you'll get where your going This totally cracked me up. I would live by that rule if my husband wouldn't make fun of me. All you have to do is drive in Malfunction Junction one time to understand why. I live in a yellow section of the state and there's plenty of oranges and rednecks to go round.  I missed TT but indulged my husband in some TT so all is well. Now for Wenie Wednesday. Everybody ready?
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Morning, fellow denizens of this den of delightful depravity. Got in an extra case of Beaver Breath Brandy so it should be safe to drink Busty's coffee...at least this morning. Besides, Terrance the natural-born tarantula sniffed at my mug and didn't shrivel up and roll onto his back, as has been the case in the past. BAT, many thanks for the Gretchen Wilson link. Each time I think about her 'Redneck Woman' vid I'm grateful my sight didn't peg out until after its release. In fact, in an indirect way, it might have hurried my going blind. ;)
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chefkathleen wrote:This totally cracked me up. I would live by that rule if my husband wouldn't make fun of me. All you have to do is drive in Malfunction Junction one time to understand why. I live in a yellow section of the state and there's plenty of oranges and rednecks to go round. I missed TT but indulged my husband in some TT so all is well. Now for Wenie Wednesday. Everybody ready? Malfunction Junction! That's where I grew up chef. When I was 15, we rented a motor home and headed to Florida for a family vacation. Two weeks of fun in the sun. The biggest problem was; being winter time and all, the only folks on the beaches were tourist, and none of the famous bathing beauties from Florida. ): Then on the way home, we all got caught red handed picking oranges out of the Groves  Fortunately, we got a slap on the wrist, and were able to keep our 2 pillow cases full of Temple oranges. Those were the days,, Wenie Wednesday, sounds kinda filling 
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Some wenies are more filling than others...at least that's what I've been told For instance, Busty keeps mumbling something about how, in a world of cocktail franks, a good filling kielbasa is hard to find, so to speak.. ;)
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Morning, sports fans. That's right, it's Super Bowl time again. The Baltimore Ravens will meet the San Francisco 49'ers on Sunday in New Orlens to decide the NFL championship. FWIW, I'll be pulling (sorta) for the Ravens whose nickname is an homage to Baltimore native, Edgar Allen Poe. There'll be the usual SB party here at Rumplations. The game will be shown in glorious Black-and-white on the bar's 17-inch Sylvania TV...that is if the rabbit ears aren't stolen, again. Refreshments will include kegs of cheap beer, cases of cheaper booze, and topless cheerleaders sorry, but , there will be no male strippers, Coma and Tose keep trying to join in the act. Plenty of Busty's brawny brew and Beaver Breath Brandy available this morning, so help yourself, both to coffee and off the floor afterwards. ,
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Hey ya Rump, Yeah, hit me with one of those Busty's Brawny Brews/Beaver Breath Brandy combo specials when you get a minute. I reckon everybody who's anybody is well on their way to New Orleans by now. If not for the Super Bowl, for Mardi Gras or maybe both. I hear ya, if I had a nickle for every time the missus complained about; good feeling and filling kielbasa being hard to find, let's just say; I'd have enough money to pay off DirtyMartini's bar tab by now. Since the Cleveland Browns stand about a snow balls chance in hell of ever making it to the Superbowl, I think they should at least get the chance to host the event next year. It may just spark interest in the players to over achieve the following season. Oh, and sorry about the mysterious disappearance of the rabbit ears last year.  It was all Dirty M's fault, his idea, and we only had them in the back room for a minute or two 
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Scooter (sigh) I keep telling you and telling you that if you play with dirty things, odds are you'll wind up doing dirty things.;)
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Good Morning there People of Lush...what are the chances of getting a cup of decent coffee this time of the morning? Maybe I shouldn't ask...just pass me over a sizable cup of whatever Busty concocted...and toss in a few ounces of Beaver Breath...just to kill any germs on the cup...you know, for medicinal purposes... Btw, did I hear correctly that Mr. Scooter mentioned something about paying off my tab? I always knew you were indeed a gentleman Mr. Scoot...in spite of what the rest of the world may say... What happen...you hit the Powerball or something? That might give you enough to pay off most of my tab...I do appreciate this btw...in fact, tell the Reverend to get you a drink... And, um...put it on my tab... Cheers, Alan. 
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DirtyMartini wrote:Good Morning there People of Lush...what are the chances of getting a cup of decent coffee this time of the morning? Maybe I shouldn't ask...just pass me over a sizable cup of whatever Busty concocted...and toss in a few ounces of Beaver Breath...just to kill any germs on the cup...you know, for medicinal purposes... Btw, did I hear correctly that Mr. Scooter mentioned something about paying off my tab? I always knew you were indeed a gentleman Mr. Scoot...in spite of what the rest of the world may say... What happen...you hit the Powerball or something? That might give you enough to pay off most of my tab...I do appreciate this btw...in fact, tell the Reverend to get you a drink... And, um...put it on my tab... Cheers, Alan. LOL,, Good morning Ladies and Gentleman, and DirtyMartini. I see you got a bran new bar tab already DM. Nice work my friend! 
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Morning fellow celebrants of the first day in February. As is, or should be, well known, when that once-a-year great day falls on a Friday, TGIF parties are elevated to the status of debauched-level orgies. Just think of it as a warm-up for the Super Bowl baccanale. (slides mug of Busty's Beaver Breath Brandy enhanced brew over to Dirty Martini..then pushes the rest of the BBB bottle towards Scooter...gets Busty to draw two lines at the bottom of DM's tab, and enter the latest charge)
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Good Morning Rumped Masses! It's not yet 7:30 here, and I've already posted my first anal lube pic on Lush. I think my work here is done. Going with friends to an ice bar tonight. I think there will also be some luge races. Should be a lot of fun, but I really need to find some longjohns. Anyone got a pair I can borrow?? 
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Hey ya CurlyGirly, Never heard of an Ice Bar before. But being the first Friday of February and all, take your pick.  Enjoy! 
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scooter wrote:Hey ya CurlyGirly, Never heard of an Ice Bar before. But being the first Friday of February and all, take your pick. Enjoy! Yippee!! Those are just perfect, Scoot.  I don't think I'll even need to wear pants, just boots! I've never been to an ice bar before, so I'll let you know how it goes. I'm dying to try the vodka-infused snowcones. Should be a good time! 
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Hey everyone!
It's cooled off again here in Florida so I've been sitting in front of the fire sipping wine until my back teeth floated. Just thought I'd poke my head in between pokes of the fire.
Hope everyone is doing well and keeping warm.
Go Ravens!
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Ice can be nice...especially when inserted with a gentle shove. ;) While re-reading Terry Pratchett's "Sorcery" I came across this line, "...the landscape rose and fell like a honeymoon duvat."
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Good evening, Lushites! I've been staying indoors to avoid the cold (except for going to school and work). I have a new muse and he's been inspiring me to write more love/romance stories and poems. I wish I was with him now.
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Good morning Rump Mates, ( I tried to take the sexual overtone out of that the best I could )
Sure, ice is nice if you live in Texas. I have little icy flakes falling from the sky as we speak :(
Good to see you LadyS, I hope your new muse inspires you well. I'm pretty sure Lush has room for a few good love/romance stories.
That's a pretty good one Rump, with the crazy weather we have around here, the temperature rises and falls like a honeymoon duvat as well.
But that's what make the sap flow in the Sugar Maple trees so,
Maple syrup covered, vodka-infused snow cones for everybody!
:)
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It's noon...do you know where your morning went? Too late for Busty's coffee (brave smile) so I'll go straight to the Bloody Marys. Anyone care to join? Scooter, not sure if you need a Bloody Mary or a few weeks in the rest home. Maple flavored vodka snowcones...the mind boggles while the stomach churns. ;)
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Good evening all. Can someone please explain what the Super Bowl is all about?
Hmmm American Football where everyone carries the ball, not a foot anywhere near the ball!
While I'm contemplating this please can I have a long tall drink, containing some or a lot of Vodka.
E xx
Coming soon.....
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(slides a LTD over to Sisters) Child, the best way to grok US football is to listen to Andy Griffin's 'What It Was, Was Football' routine on U-Tube. Meanwhile, would you be so kind as to check on the water temp in the dumpster hot tub out back? I'd do it myself but need to help Busty organize the world's first Topless Wet T-Shirt contest for halftime.
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Good Evening Lushketeers...looks like a party going on here, or maybe not...Reverend, would you be so kind as to slide a bottle of Beaver Breath down my way? I thought I heard Scooter say he was buying...or maybe that was last year...no matter... Anyway...I heard Miss Elaine say she needs a good explanation of what the Super Bowl is all about...well Elaine...this picture is the best I can do...and with this baby, you don't have to worry about who wins, or if the lights go out...  Cheers, Alan.
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DirtyMartini wrote:Good Evening Lushketeers...looks like a party going on here, or maybe not...Reverend, would you be so kind as to slide a bottle of Beaver Breath down my way? I thought I heard Scooter say he was buying...or maybe that was last year...no matter... Anyway...I heard Miss Elaine say she needs a good explanation of what the Super Bowl is all about...well Elaine...this picture is the best I can do...and with this baby, you don't have to worry about who wins, or if the lights go out... Cheers, Alan. Hey, at least Phil won again.
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Morning Super celebrants. San Francisco fans are encouraged to start their 'day after' with a big cup of Busty's coffee. If it doesn't kill 'em first, it will remind them there are worse things in this world than losing a Super Bowl game. Speaking of losing things, two bikini tops, one pair of raggedy-ass boxers plus and unused chastity belt ( were left around the dumpster hot tub. Anyone missing something? size medium).
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