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Rank: Moderator at large
Joined: 1/1/2010
Posts: 2,912
Location: Dublin, Ire., Ireland
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You're SO UGLY that when your dog humps your leg he has to imagine it's someone else's leg...
xx Steph.
(You get the idea...)
Proceed...
"I would do anything for love, including the thing Meatloaf won't do... (In fact, I sometimes insist upon it...)"xx SF
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 3,659
Location: Where Dreams Come True, United States
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You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
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Rank: Moderator at large
Joined: 1/1/2010
Posts: 2,912
Location: Dublin, Ire., Ireland
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YOU'RE SO UGLY that when you were born the Midwife slapped your mom....
xx SF
"I would do anything for love, including the thing Meatloaf won't do... (In fact, I sometimes insist upon it...)"xx SF
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,125
Location: Canada
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You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control... your face will do just fine.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 3,659
Location: Where Dreams Come True, United States
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You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've just given head.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 1/19/2013
Posts: 58
Location: Canada
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You're so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with you.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 3,659
Location: Where Dreams Come True, United States
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You're so ugly, when you jerk off your hand tries to fall asleep.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 1/19/2013
Posts: 58
Location: Canada
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You're so ugly, you give Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
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Rank: Thread Mediator
Joined: 9/25/2009
Posts: 4,087
Location: United States
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You so ugly, you went to the haunted house and came out with an application.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/10/2012
Posts: 481
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"The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible." --Wilde
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Rank: Detention Seeker
Joined: 8/17/2010
Posts: 733
Location: Over your Knee Screaming and Kicking!, United King
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Your so ugly because you were bashed with an ugly stick.
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 3/20/2012
Posts: 11
Location: sky, Canada
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you're so ugly even in your dreams you can't get in the three some
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/30/2011
Posts: 1,895
Location: United States
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 3,659
Location: Where Dreams Come True, United States
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You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step the water parts.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/5/2013
Posts: 972
Location: United States
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It's an oldie, but...
You so ugly, you walk down the street and people say, "Hey, Jar Jar."
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/10/2012
Posts: 481
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You so ugly, even your mother won't kiss you.
"The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible." --Wilde
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/10/2012
Posts: 481
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You so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist," in your shower.
"The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible." --Wilde
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 10/28/2010
Posts: 19
Location: United States
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you're so ugly your birth certificate is an apology from the condom company
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2012
Posts: 326
Location: Columbia, United States
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You're so ugly you're the poster child for wanting an abortion...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/31/2013
Posts: 793
Location: United States
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You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,146
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/10/2012
Posts: 1,748
Location: †Jinxy Approved†, United States
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You're so ugly, you can't get a date off the calendar.
†Jinxy Approved† 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/17/2011
Posts: 333
Location: United States
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You're so ugly, your picture is in the dictionary under "ugly"
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/5/2013
Posts: 972
Location: United States
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You're so ugly, you go trick-or-treating and get more candy then your kids--without putting on a costume.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/5/2013
Posts: 250
Location: NorCal, United States
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You are so ugly, when you walk by a toilet, it flushes.
"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set her free." -Michelangelo  Please Enjoy: The Beach, The Workout, The Hike
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 3,840
Location: Gainesville, United States
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You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 3,659
Location: Where Dreams Come True, United States
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You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 3,840
Location: Gainesville, United States
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You're do ugly, your doctor is a veterinarian.
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/21/2012
Posts: 661
Location: United States
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Your so ugly, you have to sneak up to a mirror
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