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verity
Posted: Sunday, January 27, 2013 5:35:43 AM

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Granted, but you sleep through dinner, and it was your favourite

I wish I'd paid attention during French classes and then my latest writing project may have consolidated a little better


*The Dark Room*

How do you talk to an Angel available from Amazon.

Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 27, 2013 11:45:03 AM

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Granted, but then French takes over and your English is forgotten

I wish things weren't so complicated
IronSnake19
Posted: Monday, January 28, 2013 3:55:44 PM

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Location: Parsons, KS.
Granted, but now you'll never have an interesting (or) meaningfull conversation with someone again.


I wish I had dark chocolate Hershy bar.

"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
fuckedsilly
Posted: Tuesday, January 29, 2013 9:09:25 PM

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Granted, but it's two years old. Enjoy!

I wish that tomorrow was Feb 09/2013

Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 12:40:20 AM

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Granted, but you're going to be in traffic for hours on every one of your trips.

I wish I had a teddy bear to snuggle with cause I'm lonely...

TJ50
Posted: Thursday, January 31, 2013 11:52:25 AM

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Granted - but just remember, the teddy bear needs love too and comes alive every night at midnight!

I wish that the moon was sometimes closer so I could touch it
LYFBUZ
Posted: Friday, February 01, 2013 6:36:33 PM

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Granted but your hand gets stuck and Lyfbuz takes endless liberties while you are unable to escape.....

I wish pixies and elves would do my paperwork...
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 01, 2013 11:15:30 PM

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Granted, my dear, but those pesky little pixies do your paperwork in pixi language. The elves try to be helpful by filing it all away, but mistake the shredder for the filing cabinet. (elves aren't too bright)

I wish I could clone myself - get her to do all my chores while I play
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 02, 2013 10:38:06 AM

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Wildcat wrote:
I wish I could clone myself - get her to do all my chores while I play



Granted my dear....Send in the Clones...


What? Clones - Clowns, pool - pond, what's the diff....

I wish I had more time to playWhistle




TJ50
Posted: Saturday, February 02, 2013 10:47:10 AM

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Lol! Very clever PMIC!


Granted - but now you have to play with me every time you play!

I wish that I would be in coach with PMIC
NaughtyNicola
Posted: Saturday, February 02, 2013 10:55:11 AM

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Oh you are granted your coaching position with pmic, but every time you guys play you each loose a limb until your both dead and limbless mwahahahahaha

I wish I could breath under water like a mermaid.
TJ50
Posted: Sunday, February 03, 2013 8:03:27 AM

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You can't breathe underwater? Awww! Lol
Granted - but now you're never allowed on land again.

I wish that I had an ice cream to eat now
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 03, 2013 8:27:04 PM

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TJ50 wrote:
I wish that I had an ice cream to eat now



Granted.....I have some white ice cream in my lap....want to come play with it?


I wish I could have an unlimited supply of "slurpee's"
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 04, 2013 4:42:14 AM

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Granted, my dear, a never ending supply. You become addicted. But they're loaded with sugar so... you soon become so morbidly obese, you can't even see your own willy any more. Oooh that's mean.

I wish I could taste Coach's ice cream. It was vanilla you spilled in your lap, wasn't it? L35
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 12:32:27 PM

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Granted darling, Coach's ice cream is yours for the taking. I bet it tastes so sweet with that vanilla filling your nostrils.

I wish Bigfoot would just show himself so we could get past that bullshit.........
HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 9:33:42 PM

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Granted....but unfortunately Big Foot proves the old addage of big feet means he has a big dick and he wants to have sex with you.

I wish that I had more red wine in the house.......

findingnichole
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 11:15:11 PM

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Granted, but you'll drink too much and need your stomach pumped.

I wish I wasn't alone right now..

You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 11:01:56 AM

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Wish granted poof!

I wish i had enough money to just donate money to Lush for a bigger server so it didnt freeze.Whistle
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 5:47:33 AM

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Granted, my dear, you're able to donate a cool million to Lush. But..... Nicola has a dark side. She gathers up all the mods, verifiers and of course dear Gav and takes them all on holiday to the Bahamas. They blow that mil while Lush languishes in the deep freeze. (Apologies to our lovely Matriarch and her crew)

I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 9:41:30 AM

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Wildcat wrote:
I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist



Granted....new dental service is available online!


I wish I could travel to anywhere right now...Australia...you name it, anywhere.
NymphWriter
Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 11:01:15 AM

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Granted! You arrive and find your hotel is deep in the Australian Outback and you must hunt, catch, kill, and cook your own food. You're so successful that you become a member of a local Aboriginal tribe and marry the Chief's daughter who is the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you have many children.

I wish I would become a famous erotic author and wealthy woman.

Peri
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 11:26:49 AM

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Okay, granted ! But I don't have to corrupt this; fame and wealth will corrupt you more than anything :P

I wish I would go out in the space as a space traveler with my gf and once in the space I'd steer my space shuttle to the moon :P

IronSnake19
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 4:39:29 PM

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Granted but you crash land on the dark side and spend the remaining hours until your life support fails making sweet love to her while watching meteors hit the moon all around you.


I wish i knew a cure for Alzhimer's (next Lusher to post please don't corupt the granting of this wish to many people are affected by this disease to make a joke out of it)

"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
knobby
Posted: Friday, May 10, 2013 2:10:22 AM

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If I could grant your wish I surely would. Let's hope in time it will come true. Uncoruptable.

I wish I could have a close encounter of the third kind. Friendly aliens only please.
EDWolfe
Posted: Friday, May 10, 2013 4:24:50 PM

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You have your friendly close encounter, but they have no concept of personal space.

I wish people including me could legally walk around nude, but without the requirement to do so.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 7:32:44 AM

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EDWolfe wrote:
I wish people including me could legally walk around nude, but without the requirement to do so.



Granted....welcome to Antarctica...can you say shrinkage?


I wish I could ride every time we had perfect weather.
adele
Posted: Thursday, June 27, 2013 10:52:53 PM

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granted, your ass awaits you in the barn. have fun!

I wish I could make enough money selling my floggers to have fun this summer

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 03, 2013 7:08:45 AM

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Granted. Unfortunately fun is sitting under the lawn sprinklers drinking lemonade.

I wish that winter would never arrive.
adele
Posted: Friday, July 05, 2013 12:19:45 AM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
Granted, it never arrives, because it never left. brrrrrrrrr

I wish I was in NY

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
simply_sweet
Posted: Tuesday, July 09, 2013 2:19:09 AM

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Granted, but you will be mugged 87 times in the first hour you are there!

I wish I could fly

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