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stephanie
Posted: Sunday, February 03, 2013 8:53:04 AM

Rank: Bohemian

Joined: 1/1/2010
Posts: 4,873
Location: Dublin, Ire., Ireland


You're SO UGLY that when your dog humps your leg he has to imagine it's someone else's leg...

xx Steph.

(You get the idea...)

Proceed...

Imbecile! - de som empire
Si nos efforts te delevraient,
Tes baisers ressuseraient
Le cadavere de ton Wampyr! (Baudelaire.)
(I'll ATTEMPT a free translation...)
"Idiot! Even if our efforts were
To deliver you from Her empire,
Your kisses would bring back to life
The corpse of your beloved Vampire."
EVERYONE WHO SPEAKS FRENCH: "THat isn't quite correct..."
Poppet
Posted: Sunday, February 03, 2013 10:27:20 AM

Rank: Sweetest Cricket

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 5,256
Location: You Inspire Me, United States
You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

stephanie
Posted: Sunday, February 03, 2013 10:38:40 AM

Rank: Bohemian

Joined: 1/1/2010
Posts: 4,873
Location: Dublin, Ire., Ireland


YOU'RE SO UGLY that when you were born the Midwife slapped your mom....

xx SF

Imbecile! - de som empire
Si nos efforts te delevraient,
Tes baisers ressuseraient
Le cadavere de ton Wampyr! (Baudelaire.)
(I'll ATTEMPT a free translation...)
"Idiot! Even if our efforts were
To deliver you from Her empire,
Your kisses would bring back to life
The corpse of your beloved Vampire."
EVERYONE WHO SPEAKS FRENCH: "THat isn't quite correct..."
Saga
Posted: Sunday, February 03, 2013 10:49:10 AM

Rank: Sergeant Turnip

Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 5,000
Location: Canada
You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control... your face will do just fine.


http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/rye-and-ginger.aspx
Poppet
Posted: Monday, February 04, 2013 10:11:31 AM

Rank: Sweetest Cricket

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 5,256
Location: You Inspire Me, United States
You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've just given head.

Sixstone
Posted: Monday, February 04, 2013 11:35:59 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 1/19/2013
Posts: 60
Location: Canada
You're so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with you.
Poppet
Posted: Tuesday, February 05, 2013 10:49:18 AM

Rank: Sweetest Cricket

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 5,256
Location: You Inspire Me, United States
You're so ugly, when you jerk off your hand tries to fall asleep.

Sixstone
Posted: Tuesday, February 05, 2013 11:13:28 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 1/19/2013
Posts: 60
Location: Canada
You're so ugly, you give Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
LadyX
Posted: Tuesday, February 05, 2013 4:29:49 PM

Rank: Artistic Tart

Joined: 9/25/2009
Posts: 4,827
You so ugly, you went to the haunted house and came out with an application.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 05, 2013 5:53:36 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,401
kylie_kained
Posted: Tuesday, February 05, 2013 6:08:23 PM

Rank: Detention Seeker

Joined: 8/17/2010
Posts: 994
Location: Over your Knee Screaming and Kicking!, United King
Your so ugly because you were bashed with an ugly stick.
















eatme549
Posted: Tuesday, February 05, 2013 6:42:39 PM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 3/20/2012
Posts: 32
Location: sky, Canada
you're so ugly even in your dreams you can't get in the three some
asleep
Posted: Tuesday, February 05, 2013 8:33:43 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/30/2011
Posts: 3,212
Location: United States
You're so ugly...the scarecrows in your garden died of fright!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 05, 2013 11:38:05 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,401
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
Poppet
Posted: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 7:40:37 AM

Rank: Sweetest Cricket

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 5,256
Location: You Inspire Me, United States
You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step the water parts.

EDWolfe
Posted: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 8:31:49 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/5/2013
Posts: 1,033
Location: United States
It's an oldie, but...

You so ugly, you walk down the street and people say, "Hey, Jar Jar."
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 8:57:45 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,401
You so ugly, even your mother won't kiss you.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 9:02:45 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,401
You so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist," in your shower.
Robbyreign
Posted: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 10:24:18 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/28/2010
Posts: 150
Location: United States
you're so ugly your birth certificate is an apology from the condom company
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 10:47:21 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,401
You're so ugly you're the poster child for wanting an abortion...
findingnichole
Posted: Thursday, February 07, 2013 2:21:09 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/31/2013
Posts: 804
Location: United States
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 07, 2013 3:33:13 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,401
You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
Jinxy
Posted: Thursday, February 07, 2013 9:23:33 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/10/2012
Posts: 2,827
Location: †Jinxy Approved†, United States
You're so ugly, you can't get a date off the calendar.

†Jinxy Approved†

budwilliams
Posted: Friday, February 08, 2013 6:26:43 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/17/2011
Posts: 494
Location: United States
You're so ugly, your picture is in the dictionary under "ugly"
EDWolfe
Posted: Friday, February 08, 2013 10:35:16 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/5/2013
Posts: 1,033
Location: United States
You're so ugly, you go trick-or-treating and get more candy then your kids--without putting on a costume.
BallChinian
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 7:31:40 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/5/2013
Posts: 252
Location: NorCal, United States
You are so ugly, when you walk by a toilet, it flushes.

"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set her free." -Michelangelo


Please Enjoy: The Beach, The Workout, The Hike
Dirty_D
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 7:57:41 AM

Rank: Head Nurse

Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 7,214
Location: Soaking up the sun, United States
You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye.


Poppet
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 12:51:22 PM

Rank: Sweetest Cricket

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 5,256
Location: You Inspire Me, United States
You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.

Dirty_D
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 5:43:25 PM

Rank: Head Nurse

Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 7,214
Location: Soaking up the sun, United States
You're do ugly, your doctor is a veterinarian.


angeldust
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 8:52:04 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/21/2012
Posts: 1,054
Location: United States
Your so ugly, you have to sneak up to a mirror
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