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Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,586
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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He put so much stuff on his profile it crashed the site.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,128
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Doesn't like weiners 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/6/2011
Posts: 1,784
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Hates slowing down to take time to smell the roses
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/27/2012
Posts: 1,252
Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
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Is really a car park attendant :)
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,128
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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He's really Saltwater
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/27/2012
Posts: 1,252
Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
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How do you know I taste salty?  Can't drive a car.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,128
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Because you didn't seem to be fresh!
Can't swim
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,275
Location: United Kingdom
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Is actually allergic to fur
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 3,659
Location: Where Dreams Come True, United States
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Actually has no hidden talents, is useless to man kind. :P
Want To Read My Lush Competition Piece? Click Below To Find Out <3
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,128
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Poppet Productions is really the name for the production of her sex toys.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/27/2012
Posts: 1,252
Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
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Is holding a "Poppet Production"
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/6/2011
Posts: 1,784
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Never seen a star
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 3,659
Location: Where Dreams Come True, United States
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trinket wrote:Poppet Productions is really the name for the production of her sex toys. I see you've been shopping through me again.. lol LYFBUZ wrote:Is holding a "Poppet Production" I knew it Trinket. As for Sally, she wears hair extensions.
Want To Read My Lush Competition Piece? Click Below To Find Out <3
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/15/2011
Posts: 119
Location: In your pants, United States
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listens to classical music from Tonga
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,128
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Poppet wrote:
I knew it Trinket.
Okay, you're onto me. shhhhhh
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 3,659
Location: Where Dreams Come True, United States
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trinket wrote:Okay, you're onto me. shhhhhh Your secret is safe with me.  Trinket uses Poppet Production toys and thinks of Lyf as she does.
Want To Read My Lush Competition Piece? Click Below To Find Out <3
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/4/2011
Posts: 1,831
Location: Greece
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she took the idea of making an anatomically correct teddy for her new sex toys line from my avatar
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 12/14/2012
Posts: 38
Location: United Kingdom
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loveslegs actually loves hair!!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/4/2013
Posts: 489
Location: in the sun, Australia
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Had a nose job that went very wromg
Σοφία
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,128
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Lives in Alaska
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,241
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HATES poor little bunnies!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,128
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Wants to come on my honeymoon... 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,241
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She didn't really get married! 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/24/2012
Posts: 726
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She's actually born in 1957.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,843
Location: Lost, United States
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her ass is actually mine
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/15/2011
Posts: 119
Location: In your pants, United States
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takes an hour to reach an orgasm
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 2,892
Location: south
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Kelly had her wooden leg infested with termites on purpose so she could seduce the new orkin girl
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,275
Location: United Kingdom
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Is actually tone deaf
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 2,892
Location: south
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his talents aren't really hidden you need a magnifying glass no make that a microscope
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,241
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HIS "talents" are JUST FINE! Because I KNOW!
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