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RumpleForeskin wrote:Morning Super celebrants. San Francisco fans are encouraged to start their 'day after' with a big cup of Busty's coffee. If it doesn't kill 'em first, it will remind them there are worse things in this world than losing a Super Bowl game. Speaking of losing things, two bikini tops, one pair of raggedy-ass boxers plus and unused chastity belt ( were left around the dumpster hot tub. Anyone missing something?  size medium). Yeah sorry about that Rev but after the LTD you gave me (or was it LSD). I'll be round later to clean up!!!
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Slippery, you sweet thang. ;) Heard about the bones of King Richard III being discovered under a parking lot. I'll admit to not having been aware they were missing. My question is, why were they being hidden? I mean, sure he had a bad rep, but under a parking lot?
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Well that was an interesting super bowl. Wasn't it?
How about a glass of something warm and wet? Or cold and slippery. Or.. oh hell. Give me a drink, please?
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Morning, fellow lurker in Lushland. Busty's bushed and still in bed. No problem except the last of her leftover coffee went to fpatch the latest hole in the roof. So today we'll go streaight to what passes for the good stuff around here. Chef, how's about a hot rum toddy to get your motor running? Just got in a shipment of 'Redneck Rum: the best of Bobo, Alabama.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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*comes in with a box of kleenex and in flannel pajamas from scooter's closet* may i have some bailey's irish coffee? I hate having a head cold. Who left the windows open last night?
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I guess I'll be kicking it off today.. Not that I mind.. ;)
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(uses ten-foot pole to push a mug of Irish Coffee with Bailey's over to the infected, but still lovely, Lady Sharon) Pop, who or what do you intend to kick off? Oh yeah, a couple more, W's, when and from where? Please notice I did not ask, why. I'm not nosey, just noisey.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Slippery, you sweet thang. ;) Heard about the bones of King Richard III being discovered under a parking lot. I'll admit to not having been aware they were missing. My question is, why were they being hidden? I mean, sure he had a bad rep, but under a parking lot? I would've missed this if I hadn't seen your post.  It's really fascinating. I totally forgot he was the King with the "princes in the Tower of London." I read somewhere that the friary, where the bones were buried, was "lost" during one of the King Henry's watches. I was chit chatting with Maz this morning and told her I was reading about King Richard's bones, and she said she was reading about Snoop Dog. Hilarious!  Guess each country has their own royalty. Anyway, thanks for posting that. I swear I get all the best new stories on Lush Channel 69.  Well, it's snowing in these parts again, so I thought I would get the cooler ready for this weekend festivities at Rumplators. 
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Pop, who or what do you intend to kick off? Oh yeah, a couple more, W's, when and from where? Please notice I did not ask, why. I'm not nosey, just noisey. Titty Tuesday 
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Slippery, you sweet thang. ;) Heard about the bones of King Richard III being discovered under a parking lot. I'll admit to not having been aware they were missing. My question is, why were they being hidden? I mean, sure he had a bad rep, but under a parking lot? I hear it was like that Seinfeld episode where they couldn't find the car. He wandered through the lot yelling "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse" and "Now where the fuck did I park that damn horse, anyway?" until he fell over and they buried him where he lay.
Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve each other's sexual frustrations with a steamy summer affair Frustration and Relief
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Seeker, not for the first time you've reminded one and all that you just ain't quite wrapped right. Keep up the good work. CG, Rumplations is becoming the ultimate info dump site here in Lushland. Might need to change the name to, Rumpopedia. :) Pop, thanks for your good intentions. Of course, your bad intentions are a lot more fun. ;)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Morning, lovers of licentuous literature. There's a fresh pot of hot Busty coffee waiting for the unwary. Approach with caution and drink, if you must, with Beaver Breath Brandy nearby. Came across this in a hidden niche somewhere in the darkest depths of my hard drive. As part of Rumplations' never-ending effort to elevate the intellectual level of our customer base, here' THE LINEAGE OF, JACK SCHITT: In the past, many people were at a loss for a response when someone said, "You don't know Jack Schitt" Now the lineage has finally been revealed. Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently. Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe, the fertilizer magnet, married O Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep and Schitt, Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children; Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After 15 years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseparable throughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with Italian bride, Piza Schitt. So, NOW if anyone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack Schitt, but the entire Schitt List! --- Just another fine free service of, No Hope Enterprises,
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Oh Schitt Rump. It's weenie Wednesday. Have a cuppa by my side and looking at gray skies. May need to put something stronger in that cup before long. Hope the day goes well for one and all. I'm going to sneak into Sharon's bed and cuddle. That seems to be the order of the day.
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Good morning Rump and company, Boy, you sure do know your Schitts Rump. I didn't know Jack Squat about the Schitts until your recent post. Maybe Rumpopedia would be an appropriate re-naming. If I'd a known you were going to kick off Tittie Tuesday poppet, I'd a been here early yesterday, with bells on! I really enjoy Tittie tuesday for two reasons,,, LadySharon, sorry to hear about your bout with the sniffles, but it's gotta be better than having the Schitts. I must say; you make my flannel Lumber Jack pajamas look better than I ever could.  Well, I'd better go and get my Schitts together now. 
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Wow. Nice pic. Who says flannel can't be sexy?
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Mardi Gras is approaching. Bring on the beads, booze and bare boobs. Life is good. :) BTW, did you ever notice that Mardi Gras always falls on a 'Titty Tuesday'? Mere coincidence? Doubtful. (sips on a cup of cafe' au lait from the Cafe' du Monde, and smiles.) :glasses8 :
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Speaking of Titty Tuesday, I'm a bit behind, but better late than never, right?  And did I miss something? Why am I a sweet thang? And does being a sweet thang get me free drinks?
Life's a beach and then you dive.
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Slippery wrote: Why am I a sweet thang? And does being a sweet thang get me free drinks? --- Can't remember, but no one has argued the point so it must be true. As for the drink, to quote a certain one-time Vice-Presidential candidate (unsuccessful : )), "You betcha. (slides one extra tall drink over to Slippery)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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And a big, TT TT TT GIF (tasty titties, tempting tushes, tantalizing thighs, and glorious intoxication Friday), to one and/or all. That's right, it's the weekend before Mardi Gras. So break out the beads, booze and boobs and let the good times roll. (sips from another cup of cafe' au lait from the Cafe du Monde, brushes powdered sugar from a hot beignet off his shirt and grins)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Party Gras time. 
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Morning, morning, morning!
It did a helluva lot of this yesterday.
So, any of you strapping young men wanna help with the shoveling?  I need to get out of the driveway to go "grocery" shopping, which is really code for I'm low on alcohol and it's the weekend. It's a sad state of affairs I tell ya.
Rump, would you mind filling up my travel mug? I'm heading out...
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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CurlyGirly....better hurry it's really getting wicked out there. just got back from shopping too.  
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it 
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OMG Curly, that pic reminds me of Narnia. My wardrobe won't let me go back. 
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(fills CG's so-called 'travel mug' with Beaver Breath Brandy) This is, of course, for emergency use only...like, for instance, after you've finished off all the other booze in your place. Did Sugar say something about, strap-on's? Slippery, there are unconfirmed reports of penguins moving into the northeastern states.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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CG and Chef, Rumplations very own, Thelma and Louise. Strong folks faint at the thought while weak ones just keel over dead Rumplators, being non-classifiable, put another drink on their tab and join in a toast.
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chefkathleen wrote:
The bolded part totally made me laugh. We think alike.
I second that emotion.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:CG and Chef, Rumplations very own, Thelma and Louise. Strong folks faint at the thought while weak ones just keel over dead Rumplators, being non-classifiable, put another drink on their tab and join in a toast. Smile, CK! *cheers*  
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Sugar babe wrote: I was talking about my strap-on my heels. === Whatever floats your boat. . Sounds like someone has, you know, an up-close and personal friend with a foot fetish. (takes a big sig of coffee and, having forgotten it's some of Busty's, reels away)
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