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Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 11:22:48 AM

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 4:38:35 PM

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Chef, I guess :glasses8 just about says it all. ;)

BTW, noticed on the 'Announcement' forum that all Lush images are down while Gav does some of that voo-doo that he do, so well. I take it 'smilies' are still working but AV images aren't. Is that about right?

Wish we'd known in advance about all the images coming down. Might of had time to organize a 100-word, 'Describe your favorite body part contest'.

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LadySharon
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 5:22:36 PM

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Hi everyone. A redheaded nymph crawled into bed with me and I'm all better. I'm keeping Scooter's lumber jack flannels as hostage. they're about a few sizes too big on me, but there's room for him to get in them with me.

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Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 5:50:16 PM

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Sitting outside right now, waiting on my turn to run. It's incredibly cold out here! Can I get something hot?

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 6:22:58 PM

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(hands Naughty Nurse a hot rum toddy)

So, uh, tell us, will you be running to or fromsomething or someone?

glasses8

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Dirty_D
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 11:15:38 PM

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I'm out chasing cans: barrel racing.

I know that 60 doesn't sound cold, but it feels freezing. I have 3 shirts and my carhart on.

Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 8:40:36 AM

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I have no idea what that woman just said. Something about cars with hearts and horses.
Lady Sharon and I spent a wonderful evening cuddling, sipping something hot and strong. Terrance came with and tickled our fancy. I'm telling you, you haven't giggled until a little furry legged thing runs up and down your body after drinking hot toddies all night and watching old black and white movies.

Oh, Ramen Rump. For whatever the sermon is today.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 11:27:31 AM

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NEWS FLASH!

Unverified reports from totally unreliable sources claim the litte-known and less regarded, The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin, titular (so to speak) leader of the notorious, First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers was spotted in Pirate'sAlley next to St. Louis Cathedral in New Orleans, in the midst of conducting a 'laying hands' on service on the person of an apparently inebriated dark-haired cajun princess

Attempts to interview the so-called 'prime minister of Lushland' have so far been unsuccessful His only comment being, "Can I have a big, Amen?"

--more may or may not follow--.



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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
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scooter
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 6:14:40 PM

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naughtynurse wrote:
I'm out chasing cans: barrel racing.

I know that 60 doesn't sound cold, but it feels freezing. I have 3 shirts and my carhart on.


Was them quarter horses or half naughtyNurse?
Dirty_D
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 7:56:09 PM

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Paints, lots of loud color. (his name is whiskey :D )

And my Arab boy of course.

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 2:58:45 PM

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Afternoon Lushers and Lushettes. Know y'all missed me this AM but I was out and about...until the processor servers and bill collectors gave up and left.

Naughty, better keep dem nags of yours away from any French fellows. Guess you heard about how them sneaky folks in France have been slipping horse meat into 'good' English beef?



glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 4:16:35 PM

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So I've been doing some thinking (which is usually NEVER good) and I've decided that since Titty Tuesday was so well-received by you Rumplators, there's no reason why Man-boobs Monday shouldn't take off just the same. And besides, it's only fair. We ladies need something to look at too. No worries, per usual, I'll get things started:





Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 6:51:37 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Afternoon Lushers and Lushettes. Know y'all missed me this AM but I was out and about...until the processor servers and bill collectors gave up and left.

Naughty, better keep dem nags of yours away from any French fellows. Guess you heard about how them sneaky folks in France have been slipping horse meat into 'good' English beef?



glasses8


It's fairly common overseas to eat horse(or cheval). It's lower in cholesterol then beef is typically. Here in the states it was served at Harvard till the mid 80's. We export about 100,000 horses a year for horsemeat, much of it going to Japan or Belgium.

cheeseball
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 9:36:37 PM

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Sorry, but horsemeat will always be dog food to me. If you are looking for a lower fat meat than beef, give buffalo a try. I love the stuff.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 5:13:22 AM

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Morning, Lushlanders. Once again, Tittie Tuesday, has fallen on Mardi Gras day. This is, of course, as nature intended and is one of life's great blessings.

Now, as for 'Man Boob' Monday, welll, let's just say, and here I speak only for myself, sometimes being blind can be a real positive. ;)

With old St. Val's big day fast approaching, I'm wondering what did folks give to their 'significant others' before the invention of edible panties?

glasses8.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 7:48:38 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Morning, Lushlanders. Once again, Tittie Tuesday, has fallen on Mardi Gras day. This is, of course, as nature intended and is one of life's great blessings.

Now, as for 'Man Boob' Monday, welll, let's just say, and here I speak only for myself, sometimes being blind can be a real positive. ;)

With old St. Val's big day fast approaching, I'm wondering what did folks give to their 'significant others' before the invention of edible panties?

glasses8.


Happy Fat Tuesday / Tittie Tuesday to everybody.

That's an easy question Rump. I've been giving my significant other the business for years now on Valentines dayevil4
I'm not really sure if today is fat tuesday or not, but it is slippery's new version of Tittie Tuesday. I must admit,
I like the old version much better, from a mans perspective.

But women are people too, so here you go slippery. And I slipped one in for you too naughtyN


Dani
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 9:56:35 AM

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Oh Scoot, you misunderstood. Man-boobs only happen on MONDAYS! We save the real stuff for Tuesdays, and with that being said...



And Rump, from what I hear, Fat Tuesday really is just a glorified Titty Tuesday, what with all those girls showing boobies for plastic beads. How do I get in on this? The boobs, not the beads.



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 11:38:51 AM

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Happy TT everyone. Laid back and relaxin here in the sunny South. Working on getting the water in the pool warm to start my swimming and tanning.
First round is on me, Lovies.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 3:55:16 PM

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Good Afternoon my Lushkin friends...hmmm, did I just hear the good Chef say that the first round is on her?

Let me think, what do I want for my first round...hey Rump, pass me over a quart of Beaver Breath and a bottle of bourbon chaser...

Thanks Chef, I really appreciate it...

Btw, it looks like there is a job opening up in Vatican City, and there's already a grassroots campaign to fill the vacancy...I say we elect the good Reverend Rump, anyone else here?

We can move Rumplebations into the Vatican...that ought to be good for business...besides, we'll never run out of communion wine...



Cheers,
Alan.
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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 3:59:51 PM

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You're welcome Alan. Best 2 bucks I've spent in a long while.
I second the motion that the Rev would make a great pope. What fun we could have skating around in the catacombs at night in our see through choir robes and holding glasses of ceremonial wine.
Dirty_D
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 4:32:22 PM

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I'll vote for the Right Rev for Pope!


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 6:38:44 PM

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PRESS RELEASE
For: Immediate release
To: To Rumplations faithful and the world media
Subject: Filling the upcoming vacancy in Rome

Not sure if you folks are trying to give me the keys to the Vatican smut library or hoping to have a place to flop for free in Rome or just trying to get rid of me, said the Right Rev in a prepared statement from New Orleans read by a spokesperson who identified herself as, Sister Layalot Bootyrow..

The statement goes on (and on and on), The thing is, I'd hate to leave my flock at Rumplations and take a demotion from Right Rev of the First Church of the Burning Bush to just being Bishop of Rome. However, if the multitudes call and if the Pope-mobile can have a bar installed, then I might reconsider.

Sister Layalot, who claimed to be a really Cajun princess and head of the Right Rev's new mission to fallen women, reported that the Right Rev was meditating in a bedroom apartment on St. Peters', the name's being similar to a certain dwelling in Rome was just a coincidence, she insisted, took no questions, saying she had to get back and help him relax.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 8:08:23 PM

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I'll help squeeze the grapes in the dumpster for the communion wine.

Pint Drunk
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 4:54:49 AM

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Good morning, Mr. and Ms Lushland and all ships at sea. Can't think of a more appropriate way to start the Lenten season than with a cup of Busty's coffee, especially for those who have given up taste for the next few weeks. Beaver Breath Brandy is available but only for medical emergencies.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 12:47:48 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Beaver Breath Brandy is available but only for medical emergencies


I sneezed earlier today does that count as a medical emergency drunken
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 3:55:55 PM

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Damn, straight...at least, around here. Just for the record, other medical emergencies include but are not limited to: getting a negative comment on a story, having an itch that can't be scratched, and terminal sobriety.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
nicola
Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 5:31:33 PM

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I'm sorry to put a damper on the evening, but I have some sad news.

Kathie (ChefK) has left the site.

Out of respect, I won't go into details.

She will be missed.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 6:59:18 PM

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :(

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:14:14 PM

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Okay, I've busted a few holes in the wall and both ranted and raved.

First of all, thanks to Nic for being the bearer of such sad tidings. It's a tough job and she did it well.

The following is the last message 'Chef' sent me, this one over at SS. I hadn't even gotten around to responding, damn it.

===

laura

Re: My thanks
Sometimes you have to step out of the darkness and into the sunshine. I seem to do that with your stories and am at Peace when I do. Kathie ================================================


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:33:19 PM

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My redheaded nymph is gone :(

I'm working very hard on a couple of new stories I have on the noggin, and I have every intention of selling them as eBooks. In the meantime, I'm finishing up some applications for entry into J-school.

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