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I'm going to miss her sense of humor in the forums. *cheers* CK wherever you are! 
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Dammit, I hate bad news. Be well chefkathleen.
Thank You for the heads up nicola.
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Thanks Nicola. I didn't know chef that well, but she always was a joy to have around. I wish I woulda told her that to her face. But I won't make this about me. I'm sure she's doing this for the best, and I hope she gets herself all sorted out for the better. And I wish her all the best life has to offer.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Good Evening Lushketeers...well, this is indeed sad news that the Good Chef is gone...puts a bit of damper on this St. Valentine's holiday thingy... I guess we'll just have to do what we always do...drink...pass me over a tall mug of Beaver Breath Reverend...I feel a case of sobriety coming on, and I don't want to let it go too far... Btw Rump...I was looking at the last message Chef sent me...ahem...yeah, she told me to tell you to leave her tab open, and to put my drinks on it...and she'll come back and pay it off in about a year... Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's how the message read...I'll have to go check my inbox again...but, in the meantime...slide that mug of BB down here...thanks... Cheers, Alan. 
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I'll miss her funny cat pictures she seemed to find. Be Well Chef, I found a new spider to take over T.s job...can't have coma and tose reaching into the nut dispenser anytime they want. 
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stale women n warm dicks
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julhard wrote:stale women n warm dicks What's up jar head,~!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!~, I mean, julhard_69! I mean; what's happinin scooter?
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Sorry about the double post, But I respect chefkathleen so much, I'm willing to risk it 
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Really sorry to hear about Chef going... I'll miss her too, she was one of the good ones....   Cheers, Chef!! You'll be very missed around these parts x
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Morning, to all the wretched, retching, reality-avoiding residents of Rumplations. Busty's coffee is waiting for you. Go ahead and knock back a mug or two. If it don't kill you, it should make the rest of the day seem like a stroll in the park in comparison. With Chef having folded her tent and slipped off into the desert like the Arab of old, this joint is facing a redhead shortage. So as a going away gesture to her, I'm hereby declaring this 'Redhead Appreciation Weekend' and encourage everyone to post images of their other favorite redheads (warning: anyone reported to have posted a photo of David Caruso will have their bar tab closed indefinitely.) 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Will two redheads do, rump? 
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Well, here's my favorite, and probably the most famous???  *cheers* 4 PM on a Friday, and I'm already halfway through my first beer.
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Who's going to soak in the dumpster with me if Chef isnt here?
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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nicola wrote:I'm sorry to put a damper on the evening, but I have some sad news.
Kathie (ChefK) has left the site.
Out of respect, I won't go into details.
She will be missed.  Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?" "Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test. "Triple filter?" asked the acquaintance. "That's right," Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?" "No," the man said, "Actually I just heard about it." "All right," said Socrates, "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?" "No, on the contrary..." "So," Socrates continued, "You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you're not certain it's true?" The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?" "No, not really." "Well," concluded Socrates, "If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?" The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was banging his wife. +++++ Kathie was the 3rd woman/person to ask me to be friends here at Lush back in October '09...and the 1st half way normal one. I has a heavy heart myself. But I couldn't pass up a good joke - one I know she'd have laughed at.
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next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
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to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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How about a few beers Rump, for everybody. Ones with a nice red head on em~
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There must be something wrong with Lush, I double posted again. 
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Scoot, are you sure you double posted? Maybe you're just seeing double??  Quick, can you read this???  
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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What I meant to say was; that's a nice piece jeff.
What a Lush staple you are dude.
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LOL, hey CurlyGirly, These buttons aren't working again 
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A Lush Redhead...she says " seriously, you have more of this behind the bar?" 
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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I have the sheer black choir robes to mourn the loss of CK leaving us.
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Morning, Rumplators. Yes, I know, it's Monday. Sorry about that. But fret not. There's plenty Beaver Breath Brandy to, uh, enhance the taste of Busty's coffee. Besides, someone dropped off a box of Danish out by the dumpster. Must be some early St. Patrick's Day variety cause, according to Busty, they're a little bit green in places. Enjoy. In case you were wondering, today is the birthday of Nobel Prize winning author Toni Morrison and career letter turner/toucher, Vanna White. Make of that what you will. And in conclusion, this weekend marked a milestone in the fight for women's equality. Danica Patrick became the first woman to win the pole position in a NASCAR major event, theDaytona 500. Some public spirited person such as, for instance, SCOOTER, should post a few pics of Ms Patrick. Just a suggestion, you understand.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good morning Mr Rumpster an friends, You right, it is Monday. I'd like to know who's fault that is? Those sheer black choir robes are looking nice and transparent and curvy Sharon. Kinda takes the edge off of a Monday morning. In honor of fast women, milk mustaches and celebrity birthdays, I give you; Vanna and Danica,,   
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Interesting post, Rump!! (every day's a school day, I've learned something new!!) If it's all the same to you, I might give the donuts a miss, but a laced coffee sure sounds good right about now... Just about broke Lush last night trying to submit a story... Thankfully Gav was on hand to save the day!! What a trooper that man is!! 
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This is just my opinion, you understand, but it strikes me that any Monday that includes a midnight robo call and later a session with the dentist yanking out an upper jaw tooth and then digging out a broken root...well, that Monday just can't be all good.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Hey ya Rump and mazz, Good thing you didn't break Lush mazza, Mondays can be rough enough. Sorry about your upper jaw woes Rump, that sounds bothersome and painful. I went ahead and brewed you up some Possum Hill Penicillin Rump, aka Rheumatism medicine. Careful though, Granny says; two sips, and you'll forget why you even took it in the first place. 
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Am I too late for Titty Tuesday? 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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scooter....save me some of granny's jug, I'm almost there! 
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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I seemed to have missed titty tuesday. Is it to late to get a little of that 'shine? I love the apple pie stuff.
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Good morning, Lushland. The Vicodin mist has begun to clear and I'm now grieving over having missed Titty Tuesday. (sips some of Busty's best brew...staggers but regains balance) By the way, there's plenty more Busty brew waiting for the unwary. Speaking of Titty Tuesday brings two questions to whatever it is that passes for my mind. What is the correct spelling 'tittY' or 'tittIE'? Next, what is the origin of the term 'boobies' when refering to, you know, jugs, hooters, tits, etc.? Back in mye eye-days, I'd sometimes respond to a crude, tasteless, sexest comment about 'boobies' by posting a photo of two, Blue-footed Boobbies. Got surprisingly little encouragement to continue the practice, however.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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