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She likes to wear her clothes backwards.
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Joined: 12/6/2009 Posts: 3,570 Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Poppet stole my glasses and casually walked away, knowing that I was practically blind without them and couldn't chase after her.
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GinKit doesn't really need glasses, he just rocks them out but I know if he truly wants them back, he'll know where to find me.
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Joined: 5/4/2012 Posts: 3,840 Location: Lost, United States
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poppet is the future mrs hugh hefner
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Ginger is REALLY a cute  NOT a  !
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Angel is really a devil in disguise.
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Has a tail she duct tapes to her leg.
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Joined: 12/6/2009 Posts: 3,570 Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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I got my glasses back! But now Poppet is chasing me with a bullwhip, not that I'm complaining.
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I chase him because he paid me £20 to do it. He likes when I chase him.
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Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,119 Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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She only changed into a bunny because she wants me soooo bad.
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Joined: 12/27/2012 Posts: 1,252 Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
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Has a voracious appetite for carrots that would put most bunnies to shame
Lyf, CEO Naughty Bunny Visual Arts
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Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,119 Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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has the BIGGEST carrott I've EVER seen!
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Joined: 12/27/2012 Posts: 1,252 Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
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Um this is the "groundless lies" thread not "I really need ..."
Is a sweet angelic nice girl
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Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,119 Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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He is writing a book about me and I'm going to be famous!
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Joined: 3/24/2012 Posts: 726
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Trinket thinks Lyf is writing a book about her, but it is actually about me and her role is just the stepsister.
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Joined: 5/26/2011 Posts: 1,586 Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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Has the most informative profile ever.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,119 Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Has false teeth
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Has a fake tan, she looks like an oompa loompa
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Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,178
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I feel so ashamed to tell you all this, but Poppet? Well poppet is a 83 year old man who keeps the skeletons of past pets as his friends.
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Joined: 12/27/2012 Posts: 1,252 Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
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is begging for a good spanking
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Joined: 5/2/2010 Posts: 2,892 Location: south
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LY's glass is only half full
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Joined: 9/6/2011 Posts: 1,784 Location: Sydney, Australia
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Hates music and can't sing
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Joined: 2/4/2013 Posts: 478 Location: in the sun, Australia
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Unemployed Fat Guy named Karl
Σοφία
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He has a blue eye and the other is green.
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She has an imaginary friend name Gerard, who at night, takes her out dancing before having buttsex with her. ^_^
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Joined: 3/13/2012 Posts: 36 Location: Bay Area, United States
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HotBox23 is really 43 year old single man that lives in his mothers basement in Oklahoma City
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Joined: 1/31/2013 Posts: 793 Location: United States
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Likes to be spanked with a wooden spoon while being called a bad boy.
You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
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Seriously thinking about joining a Convent.....Hero is Sally Field as the "Flying Nun"
(God, I am showing my age on this one)
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Joined: 5/4/2012 Posts: 3,840 Location: Lost, United States
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once had a crush on lassie... no matter how old you are, cable makes you seem older
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has a superhero fetish
You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
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