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Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 9:54:27 PM

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I'm so ugly, I hate this inconsiderate thread.
Jinxy
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 10:03:39 PM

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You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in.

†Jinxy Approved†

Kinky_Becky
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 10:32:41 PM

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You're so ugly, when your mom went into labor, the doctors went on strike and your daddy went into shock.

Kinky_Becky
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 10:37:06 PM

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Location: Home, United States
You're so ugly, when you were born, the Federal Government declared it a natural disaster.

Dirty_D
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 11:06:37 PM

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Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 7,187
Location: Soaking up the sun, United States
You're so ugly, even your cell phone network won't go down on you!

Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 11:07:53 PM

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You're so ugly even FEMA wouldn't rescue you after a natural disaster!!!!
adeleeve
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 12:42:39 AM

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Location: United Kingdom
sorry for this

You're so ugly a dog wouldnt lick your face
Jack_42
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 2:11:31 AM

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Joined: 8/21/2009
Posts: 986
Location: Prague, Czech Republic
You're so ugly that Marilyn Monroe would want to marry you.
Gramps
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 8:25:36 AM

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Posts: 316
Location: Sun Coast, United States


Gramps

The quiet and always horny old guy in Sunny Florida USA
Poppet
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:03:48 PM

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Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 5,251
Location: You Inspire Me, United States
You’re so ugly smoke from a campfire would not even blow your way.

MrNudiePants
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 8:31:51 PM

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Joined: 8/10/2009
Posts: 2,141
Location: United States
You're so ugly, they had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

findingnichole
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 11:23:11 PM

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Posts: 804
Location: United States
You're so ugly, when you went to the zoo they refused to let you out.

You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
Poppet
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 10:09:35 AM

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You're so ugly, people put your picture in their car window as an anti-theft device.

Poppet
Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:49:46 PM

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Location: You Inspire Me, United States
You're so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water to drink it.

Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 16, 2013 10:52:40 AM

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You are so ugly that when you were born, it was only when you cried they realised you were NOT the afterbirth.
Marshall_Lewis
Posted: Sunday, February 17, 2013 10:01:57 PM

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Posts: 329
Location: South Charleston , United States
Your so ugly, your mama slapped the own stork that deliverd you.
Your so ugly, you have to shave your ass and walk backwards
Your so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece
Archangelistic
Posted: Tuesday, February 19, 2013 6:32:27 PM

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Joined: 2/14/2013
Posts: 103
Location: Deep Inside, United States
You're so ugly...ugly people say "Daaaaamn!!!!!"
You're so ugly...on the 7th day, the lord texted "SMH"
You're so ugly...your funeral was a closed casket....with a cinderblock on top.
You're so ugly...the bullet with your name on it reached for an eraser
You're plastic surgeon paid you for a procedure
The sun goes down when you wake up
Garbage pail kids collect your cards
Camera companies void the warranty for taking your picture
Somebody stop me please.....
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 02, 2013 8:57:45 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
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You're so ugly your doctor is a vet!!!!
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