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Any Time Sexy Lady 
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awww nikki, spread your wings and let me cum inside 
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ginger86 wrote:awww nikki, spread your wings and let me cum inside
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hee hee nikki, i knew you'd get it. love that song.
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I was thinking of some unusual Valentine's gifts you can give and/or receive, so I thought I would post a few. Seen any others? I don't know. I can think of a few other ways to keep a cock warm.  Who doesn't want to give that special guy or gal in their life a pussy mouse?  Oooh, a nailpolish vibrator. Might need to get me one of these to add to my collection. 
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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don't forget to put your heart into it 
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awww nikki, i always said i'd eat the crotch out of your panties 
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What is more handy than a Bottle Opener Dildo?  Or if you want to fake orgasms while opening your beer, try one of these.
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How about a Vagina Tampon Carry-All. Its European!! HAHA
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Dont you just hate it when you are trying to get off and you have to write a check or pay a bill? Do I have the just the thing for you!!
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Sorry we missed the 14th here, we were kind of busy celebrating it in our own way. Wern't we Bp? Bp? BP?  Ahh, still tired dear? I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican) Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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let's all dance 
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OK. Let's Dance!
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I would love to Nikki but just relax.  Don't worry, I'm a professional.
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HOT DAMN!! I love dancing! 
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Go Batman Go! 
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I think Batgirl's dance is far sexier!
Coming soon.....
Elizabeth Middleton
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   How is that for some nostalgic dance moves??
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Ginger, you shouldn't do that to Tell. 
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i think i'll take lessons too. wonder if kinks will teach me? 
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hey maz, i see your date showed up 
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i see scooter has finally returned 
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ginger86 wrote:hee hee nikki, i see your first lesson went well It was great!!  But now Im so dizzy, I cant even walk!!
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well nikki, my first time sucked 
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ginger86 wrote:hey maz, i see your date showed up   Edit: Damn! My image broke. Oh well, it was really, really funny!
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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