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pixiedust
Posted: Thursday, February 07, 2013 8:00:15 PM

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Location: Snowboard Nation, United States
50 shades of lace

LYFBUZ
Posted: Friday, February 08, 2013 3:33:13 PM

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Joined: 12/27/2012
Posts: 1,278
Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
50 shades of pink lipstick
Jinxy
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 8:01:56 PM

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Joined: 10/10/2012
Posts: 2,095
Location: †Jinxy Approved†, United States
50 Shades of singles

†Jinxy Approved†

dex69
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 9:38:05 PM

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Joined: 11/13/2012
Posts: 363
Location: Columbia, United States
50 Shades of Insanity !!!!!!!!!!
TheLadyOfShalott
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 10:25:27 AM

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Joined: 1/4/2010
Posts: 358
Location: Wonderland
Fifty Shades of Cats.


~ "She left the web, she left the loom,
She made three paces through the room,
She saw the water-lily bloom,
She saw the helmet and the plume,
She look'd down to Camelot.
Out flew the web and floated wide;
The mirror crack'd from side to side;
"The curse is come upon me," cried
The Lady of Shalott. "
TheLadyOfShalott
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 10:25:30 AM

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Posts: 358
Location: Wonderland
Fifty Shades of Cats.


~ "She left the web, she left the loom,
She made three paces through the room,
She saw the water-lily bloom,
She saw the helmet and the plume,
She look'd down to Camelot.
Out flew the web and floated wide;
The mirror crack'd from side to side;
"The curse is come upon me," cried
The Lady of Shalott. "
Tashtego
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 4:07:55 PM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 1/21/2013
Posts: 31
Location: New York City, United States
Fifty Shades of Paranoia.

Wait, who said that? Did somebody say something? Are you talking about me?
Jinxy
Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2013 6:39:54 PM

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Location: †Jinxy Approved†, United States
50 Shades of regret.

†Jinxy Approved†

Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2013 7:00:07 PM

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Joined: 4/3/2010
Posts: 3,340
Location: California
50 Shades of Brown

by: Magical_felix

Coming soon..



Ravyn
Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2013 7:30:22 PM

Rank: Cock Connoisseur

Joined: 4/25/2010
Posts: 1,727
Location: Bend, United States
50 Shades of Sadness

Jack_42
Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2013 8:16:06 PM

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Joined: 8/21/2009
Posts: 731
Location: Prague, Czech Republic
50 Ray Bans
ProfessionalMaster
Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2013 10:04:03 PM

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Joined: 6/24/2012
Posts: 119
Location: Marietta, United States
50 Shades of Whey - The Further Stories of Little Miss Muffet
50 Shades of Ben Gay - The Story of Shaquile O'Neal's Career
50 Shades of Stay - The True Story of Rin Tin Tin

If you have read 50 Shades of Gray and think that you are ready to be a dom or a sub. Then you have a lot to learn.
steffanie
Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2013 11:30:48 PM

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Joined: 11/10/2008
Posts: 137
Gaye


Jinxy
Posted: Saturday, February 16, 2013 7:58:05 PM

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Posts: 2,095
Location: †Jinxy Approved†, United States
50 Shades of Sexual Smells

†Jinxy Approved†

Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 17, 2013 9:10:46 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,008
Fifty Shades of Shit
findingnichole
Posted: Sunday, February 17, 2013 11:34:03 PM

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Joined: 1/31/2013
Posts: 791
Location: United States
50 shades of pubic hair.

You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
Milik_The_Red
Posted: Monday, February 18, 2013 12:06:58 AM

Rank: Internet Philosopher

Joined: 8/14/2009
Posts: 2,371
Location: somewhere deep under the Earth, United States
50 shades of obsession
Did this post? I better check. Okay it did. But what happens when I leave? Does it stay or get deleted? I better check and comeback. Maybe I should post it again...

“It is a great thing to know your vices.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Kelly is beautiful, sexy and willing to do anything...
For a price!
Kelly's Passion

My EP winning story is now available!


Lushstories, the site your Mommy warned you about.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, February 18, 2013 12:29:26 AM

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Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,411
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...







You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

kaikai012
Posted: Monday, February 18, 2013 2:28:19 AM

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Joined: 6/8/2012
Posts: 901
Location: Mystic Falls, United States
trinket
Posted: Monday, February 18, 2013 3:14:18 AM

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Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,740
Location: in Wowland., Australia


trinket
Posted: Monday, February 18, 2013 3:27:41 AM

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Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,740
Location: in Wowland., Australia


trinket
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 12:33:35 AM

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Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,740
Location: in Wowland., Australia


Makavelli
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 2:42:37 PM

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Joined: 10/15/2010
Posts: 2,144
Location: United States
Fifty Shades of Ass bootyshake
MrLosAngeles
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 2:49:28 PM

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Joined: 2/11/2013
Posts: 484
Location: Marina del Rey, United States
50 Shades of Leather
Bluez
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 4:03:11 PM

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Joined: 2/24/2013
Posts: 109
Location: Conifer/Evergreen, United States
50 shades of a " Whiter Shade of Pale " yes I am old! lol
Mari84
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 8:21:54 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 2/27/2010
Posts: 83
Location: The Bronx
Chalk...
pixiedust
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 11:57:21 PM

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Joined: 7/15/2012
Posts: 2,002
Location: Snowboard Nation, United States
Fifty shades of slips.

TheTravellingMan
Posted: Monday, May 06, 2013 12:11:03 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 4/13/2013
Posts: 19
Location: United Kingdom
Fifty Shades of Jizz
SugarBaby2013
Posted: Monday, May 06, 2013 1:36:45 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/1/2013
Posts: 1,009
Location: United States
Fifty Shades of Minions!



Iain69
Posted: Monday, May 06, 2013 2:34:22 AM

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Joined: 1/19/2012
Posts: 104
Location: United Kingdom
50 Sheds of Grey

This is a parody of the 50 shades trilogy, apparently it's been out-selling the original in recent weeks.

There are some classic lines, such as:

"She stood before me, naked in my shed. ‘I’m yours for today,’ she gasped, ‘You can do whatever you want with me.’ So I took her to Nando’s.

We tried various positions- round the back, up against a wall, but the bottom of the garden was the only place for a really good shed.


By the time I’d finished, her bottom was bright pink - I’d mixed up the baby oil and Thousand Island dressing again.[/i]"

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