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CurlyGirly
Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 8:21:18 PM

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I'm going to miss her sense of humor in the forums. *cheers* CK wherever you are!






It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



scooter
Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:31:05 PM

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Dammit, I hate bad news. Be well chefkathleen.

Thank You for the heads up nicola.
Dani
Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:56:46 PM

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Thanks Nicola.

I didn't know chef that well, but she always was a joy to have around. I wish I woulda told her that to her face. But I won't make this about me.

I'm sure she's doing this for the best, and I hope she gets herself all sorted out for the better. And I wish her all the best life has to offer.



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 10:28:11 PM

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Good Evening Lushketeers...well, this is indeed sad news that the Good Chef is gone...puts a bit of damper on this St. Valentine's holiday thingy...

I guess we'll just have to do what we always do...drink...pass me over a tall mug of Beaver Breath Reverend...I feel a case of sobriety coming on, and I don't want to let it go too far...

Btw Rump...I was looking at the last message Chef sent me...ahem...yeah, she told me to tell you to leave her tab open, and to put my drinks on it...and she'll come back and pay it off in about a year...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's how the message read...I'll have to go check my inbox again...but, in the meantime...slide that mug of BB down here...thanks...

Cheers,
Alan.
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sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2013 8:01:08 AM

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I'll miss her funny cat pictures she seemed to find. Be Well Chef,
I found a new spider to take over T.s job...can't have coma and tose
reaching into the nut dispenser anytime they want.



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


julhard
Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2013 2:06:28 PM

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Location: Durban, South Africa
stale women n warm dicks
scooter
Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2013 6:55:31 PM

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Location: Ohio
julhard wrote:
stale women n warm dicks


What's up jar head,~!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!~, I mean, julhard_69!

I mean; what's happinin


scooter?
scooter
Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2013 8:16:22 PM

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Sorry about the double post,

But I respect chefkathleen so much,

I'm willing to risk it

Regaeman Man
Mazza
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 5:48:30 AM

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Really sorry to hear about Chef going...

I'll miss her too, she was one of the good ones....






Cheers, Chef!! You'll be very missed around these parts x
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 6:24:24 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Morning, to all the wretched, retching, reality-avoiding residents of Rumplations. Busty's coffee is waiting for you. Go ahead and knock back a mug or two. If it don't kill you, it should make the rest of the day seem like a stroll in the park in comparison.

With Chef having folded her tent and slipped off into the desert like the Arab of old, this joint is facing a redhead shortage. So as a going away gesture to her, I'm hereby declaring this 'Redhead Appreciation Weekend' and encourage everyone to post images of their other favorite redheads

(warning: anyone reported to have posted a photo of David Caruso will have their bar tab closed indefinitely.)

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LadySharon
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 7:00:09 AM

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Will two redheads do, rump?



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CurlyGirly
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 3:10:52 PM

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Well, here's my favorite, and probably the most famous???


*cheers* 4 PM on a Friday, and I'm already halfway through my first beer.



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



Dirty_D
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 6:44:17 PM

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Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 7,192
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Who's going to soak in the dumpster with me if Chef isnt here?

WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 7:29:13 PM

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Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,289
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nicola wrote:
I'm sorry to put a damper on the evening, but I have some sad news.

Kathie (ChefK) has left the site.

Out of respect, I won't go into details.

She will be missed.


Fugly

Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip.

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?"

"Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test.

"Triple filter?" asked the acquaintance.

"That's right," Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man said, "Actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates, "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?"

The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.

It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was banging his wife.

+++++

Kathie was the 3rd woman/person to ask me to be friends here at Lush back in October '09...and the 1st half way normal one. I has a heavy heart myself. But I couldn't pass up a good joke - one I know she'd have laughed at.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
scooter
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 8:42:25 PM

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How about a few beers Rump, for everybody.

Ones with a nice red head on em~

Regaeman Man
scooter
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 8:44:34 PM

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There must be something wrong with Lush,

I double posted again.

Pint Drunk
CurlyGirly
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 8:55:42 PM

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Scoot, are you sure you double posted? Maybe you're just seeing double?? drunken


Quick, can you read this??? evil4 evil4 evil4




It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



scooter
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 8:56:49 PM

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What I meant to say was; that's a nice piece jeff.

What a Lush staple you are dude.
scooter
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 9:01:24 PM

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LOL, hey CurlyGirly,

These buttons aren't working againd'oh!
sugarbabe
Posted: Saturday, February 16, 2013 12:56:35 PM

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A Lush Redhead...she says " seriously, you have more of this behind the bar?"



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, February 17, 2013 8:10:22 AM

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I have the sheer black choir robes to mourn the loss of CK leaving us.

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Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, February 18, 2013 4:09:31 AM

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Morning, Rumplators. Yes, I know, it's Monday. Sorry about that. But fret not. There's plenty Beaver Breath Brandy to, uh, enhance the taste of Busty's coffee. Besides, someone dropped off a box of Danish out by the dumpster. Must be some early St. Patrick's Day variety cause, according to Busty, they're a little bit green in places. Enjoy.

In case you were wondering, today is the birthday of Nobel Prize winning author Toni Morrison and career letter turner/toucher, Vanna White. Make of that what you will.

And in conclusion, this weekend marked a milestone in the fight for women's equality. Danica Patrick became the first woman to win the pole position in a NASCAR major event, theDaytona 500. Some public spirited person such as, for instance, SCOOTER, should post a few pics of Ms Patrick. Just a suggestion, you understand.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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FROM:
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scooter
Posted: Monday, February 18, 2013 5:15:32 AM

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Good morning Mr Rumpster an friends,

You right, it is Monday. I'd like to know who's fault that is?
Those sheer black choir robes are looking nice and transparent and curvy Sharon. Kinda takes the edge off of a Monday morning.

In honor of fast women, milk mustaches and celebrity birthdays, I give you; Vanna and Danica,,



Mazza
Posted: Monday, February 18, 2013 5:16:56 AM

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Interesting post, Rump!! (every day's a school day, I've learned something new!!)

If it's all the same to you, I might give the donuts a miss, but a laced coffee sure sounds good right about now...

Just about broke Lush last night trying to submit a story... Thankfully Gav was on hand to save the day!! What a trooper that man is!!





RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, February 18, 2013 4:18:13 PM

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This is just my opinion, you understand, but it strikes me that any Monday that includes a midnight robo call and later a session with the dentist yanking out an upper jaw tooth and then digging out a broken root...well, that Monday just can't be all good.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, February 19, 2013 4:35:43 AM

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Hey ya Rump and mazz,

Good thing you didn't break Lush mazza, Mondays can be rough enough.

Sorry about your upper jaw woes Rump, that sounds bothersome and painful.
I went ahead and brewed you up some Possum Hill Penicillin Rump, aka Rheumatism medicine.
Careful though, Granny says; two sips, and you'll forget why you even took it in the first place.

Dani
Posted: Tuesday, February 19, 2013 3:08:17 PM

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Location: Under Your Bed, United States
Am I too late for Titty Tuesday?





Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

sugarbabe
Posted: Tuesday, February 19, 2013 4:24:19 PM

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scooter....save me some of granny's jug, I'm almost there!



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Dirty_D
Posted: Tuesday, February 19, 2013 7:40:28 PM

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I seemed to have missed titty tuesday. Is it to late to get a little of that 'shine? I love the apple pie stuff.

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, February 20, 2013 5:32:45 AM

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Good morning, Lushland. The Vicodin mist has begun to clear and I'm now grieving over having missed Titty Tuesday. (sips some of Busty's best brew...staggers but regains balance) By the way, there's plenty more Busty brew waiting for the unwary.

Speaking of Titty Tuesday brings two questions to whatever it is that passes for my mind. What is the correct spelling 'tittY' or 'tittIE'? Next, what is the origin of the term 'boobies' when refering to, you know, jugs, hooters, tits, etc.?

Back in mye eye-days, I'd sometimes respond to a crude, tasteless, sexest comment about 'boobies' by posting a photo of two, Blue-footed Boobbies. Got surprisingly little encouragement to continue the practice, however.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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