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Joined: 12/24/2011
Posts: 705
Location: Georgia, United States
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cache the oil drips from the car.
last year's phone book?
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Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,064
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replace the cover of the phone book with 50 shades of shit and see if anyone notices the difference
a hard boiled egg
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/15/2012
Posts: 1,998
Location: Snowboard Nation, United States
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use it as a paperweight the frame of a pair of eyeglasses
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/24/2011
Posts: 705
Location: Georgia, United States
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replacement parts for an emergency snowboard repair in the middle of a mountain
old shoe laces
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Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,064
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spaghetti
a full deck of cards
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Joined: 3/24/2012
Posts: 726
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wall deco
old sneakers
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,064
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boil them up and serve to gordon ramsay, force the twat to eat them
a bottle of washing up liquid, full bottle
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,076
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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squirt it into a fountain to make some pretty bubbles....
an empty ink cartridge from a printer
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,064
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use them as clay pigeons
an empty bottle from a water cooler
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,076
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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LOL @ clay pigeons
an extremely large receptacle for loose coins.
a door handle
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,823
Location: Lost, United States
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redneck butt plug crashed computer
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,076
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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large paperweight
a fork.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/24/2011
Posts: 705
Location: Georgia, United States
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twirl up the shoelace spaghetti and serve it to Gordon Ramsey
a shorted out USB cable
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,064
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sell it to gordon as the newest boiled fish from japan, let him serve it in his restaurant, call the authorities to close down his establishment and then sell the story to the tabloids.
a lifesize cutout of sheldon from the big bang theory
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,674
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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A scarcrow on a farm
rocks and dirt
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/27/2012
Posts: 1,252
Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
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toys for poor kids
ship anchor
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,566
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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A toothpick for Leviathan. A business card with the writing rubbed off.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/24/2012
Posts: 726
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Use the back of the card for scribbles.
One old sock.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,076
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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a sleeping bag for a large penis.
grease from a frying pan.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/7/2013
Posts: 3,241
Location: United States
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Hobo Hair Grease?
Medium size pan lid.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/24/2011
Posts: 705
Location: Georgia, United States
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Paddle when lost at sea in a raft
Gordon Ramsey's last failed restaurant make over
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,674
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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a playground for angry people
broken light blub and copper wires
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,076
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Use it to make a ridiculously expensive piece of art.
a tooth.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,674
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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make it into a necklace
eye-glass frames
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/24/2011
Posts: 705
Location: Georgia, United States
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Used them before to fix a snowboard binding, this time I'll fix a ski slope chair lift...
old chairs from the Titanic movie set
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/7/2013
Posts: 3,241
Location: United States
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Bonfire!
Broken glass from an auto accident (those small pieces that shattered up).
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,566
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Ammo for a catapult. A halberd
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/7/2013
Posts: 3,241
Location: United States
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A walking stick! ;)
Tent stake.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/24/2011
Posts: 705
Location: Georgia, United States
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hold down the umbrella on a windy beach
wet envelopes (now that the glue is ruined)
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,566
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Mash 'em down, reconstitute them into writing paper. A mirror
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